
One of the strongest advantages of the Bring a Trailer website is the community that has grown with the website. One of the disadvantages is that the community has no way of interacting outside the BaT environment, at least not without jumping through some hoops to figure out a way to contact each other.
One of the things that has been an added benefit to creating the CMC blog has been the ability to continue to build that community without the encumbrances that go along with a site primarily designed to sell cars. All that to say, the friendships amongst guys I’ve never met face-to-face have been a pleasant surprise. I mention all that for a little context to go along with the following tale that is 100% true.
A 1959 Ford Fairlane 500 recently appeared on Bring a Trailer that I knew would appeal to one of the regulars at the Grounds for Divorce. I knew he’d been looking for one, as we had compared notes that his first car was a ’59 Fairlane 500, and mine had been a ’60. I emailed him to be sure he’d seen it and it was already on his radar, in fact he’d already contacted the owner through BaT.
In the interview with Bring a Trailer for the Ten Questions with Captain My Captain feature they did back in February, one of the questions asked was “Which car do you wish you could get back?”
My answer was, “Probably the one most of us wish for, my very first. It was a 1960 Ford Fairlane 500 with outrageous horizontal fins at the back and a 223-cubic-inch Mileage Maker six under the hood. A three-on-the-tree transmission rounded out the glorious package. The moment I got a job offer after graduating from college, I traded the Fairlane 500 in on a brand new Chevrolet Monte Carlo. Not the single biggest regret of my life, but Top Three.” There was even a photo posted with the feature of a young, 17 year-old Captain, complete with a full head of hair and bell-bottomed jeans, pictured sitting behind the Corinthian White Fairlane in all of its finned glory, circa 1976 or so.
All that to say, I watched with envy as the ’59 Ford on BaT worked its way through the seven day countdown. When our buddy from the roundtable was the eventual winner, I emailed congratulations to him immediately and we discussed his plans for its impending arrival on a delivery truck the following week. I couldn’t have been more excited for him.
Fast forward to the Saturday following that. I’m enjoying a hot cup of Folgers with Buttercup on the patio, putting the finishing touches on the next three chapters of WHAT DRIVES EILEEN (which just ran), and reading the random comments that had come in that morning from the CMC blog. That’s when I got an email from the owner of the recently won 1959 Ford. I assumed it was him telling me his new purchase was on the way, and it was everything he’d been dreaming of. I was wrong.
There, in the email, was a picture of a 1960 Ford Fairlane 500. Corinthian White over a blue vinyl interior. The car had 41,000 miles on it. Lots of pictures. “Found this advertised locally. Thought of you. It’s 45 minutes from my house. I can go look at it for you if you want me to. I know a good bit about 1959 & 1960 Fords, as I’ve owned both. Just let me know.”
Now bear in mind I’ve been watching Bring a Trailer for years. Years. In all those years, and maybe 120,000 auctions, there has been exactly one 1960 Ford Fairlane 500 come up for auction. It was back in 2019 and it had been made into a low-rider. Not at all what I would have ever wanted, but the only one ever listed. It sold for $23,700. Certainly not the car of my youth, nor the price I would pay. All of a sudden, here was one that was bone stock, unmolested, low-mileage, in good shape, and close to someone willing to take a subjective look at it for me. And it was in the exact same color combination as the one I had.
I drove that car through high school and college. It’s the car Buttercup and I dated in. The one I had when we walked down the aisle to wedded bliss. All of a sudden, the car of my youth had driven right up the Highway of Fate stopping only to fill up at the Drive-In of Destiny for a burger on the way to fulfilling my auto dreams. A contact I’d made from Bring a Trailer, who’d become a follower of the blog provided, in one email, what years of watching 120,000 Bring a Trailer auctions had not been able to provide.
Heck yes, I wanted him to look at it.
An hour later, I had made contact with the owner several states away. An older gentleman who was honest in the car’s evaluation, said he bought the Fairlane from an estate just to get the one he really wanted. They were offered as a package deal. He bought the 1960 Ford Fairlane 500 in order to get the 1957 Ford Sunliner convertible he was really after. The ’60 Ford was for sale. Other details were discussed. The car had 41,000 miles, incredibly low for a 64 year-old car. The interior was in great shape, save for a front seat that had a split on the passenger side. The rubber mat (carpet was a Galaxie feature, not a Fairlane standard) was in great shape, as were all the door panels. The original dog-dish hubcaps were complete and glorious. The chrome gleamed and was free of flaws.
Outside there was some rust bubbling, but five new tires. The carburetor had been rebuilt. The glass was all original and in great condition. The car had one repaint in the original Corinthian White at some point. “It’s just a basic, plain old Ford,” the guy said on the phone. He was as honest in his assessment as he was oblivious to my dreams. “Have your friend come look at it for you. He’ll back up what I’m telling you.” Later that same afternoon, the buddy that had sent me the listing via email was standing next to the Ford sending pictures and videos.
As much as I hadn’t planned on buying a car when I woke up that morning, the whole thing caught me off guard. I spent the next couple days researching shipping costs, classic car insurance, the value of the car, and discussing with Buttercup the whole idea of an old car in the garage again. Apparently the gene that controls the attraction to classic cars is much more firmly attached to the Y chromosome. The X chromosome, not so much. In the end, Buttercup’s patience is but one of the reasons I married her 45 years ago this May.
Long story longer? There is a Corinthian White 1960 Ford Fairlane 500 Town Sedan soon to be loaded onto a car hauler and brought to the Lone Star State.
My contention is that many, if not most of us, who appreciate the old car hobby do so because it helps us reconnect with our youth in ways that few other things are able to. That’s certainly the motivation that drove our friend at the GFD to purchase the 1959 Ford Fairlane 500 of his youth. HairlessB29 still has the ’58 MG-A his dad purchased new, and both he and his brother learned to drive in. We appreciate those tangible connections to the earlier chapters in our lives.
I have long stated the premise, in fact this entire blog is based on, “Every car is a story”. An old car helps us remember some of the best stories from our past. It provides an outlet for some new ones. I think about Marty Roth getting behind the wheel of his old classic Packard, his bride at his side, and looking for new adventures in an old car with friends he’s toured with for years. Traveling across the country, taking in all the sites, counting his blessings as immune to the aging process as one can be while behind the wheel.






Am I disappointed I didn’t get to buy the car in an adrenaline-infused bidding war on Bring a Trailer? Well, sure. But, on the other hand, there’s something about taking a couple days to make a decision on price instead of in the heat of the last two minutes. Two minutes is not enough time to convince Buttercup of anything.
So the clone of the car I started out with is headed to Texas. I’m sure there will be some stories to go along with it. I’ll keep you posted.
36 responses to “JUST OUTSIDE THE BATTER’S BOX”
I am so happy for you Captain! You don’t know how much I envy you. While it wasn’t my very first car (which I would like to have again), my third car (which I would like to have even MORE) came up for auction on BaT some time back. Not a car LIKE mine……it WAS mine. I had owned it for 35 years. I had kept it that long because I knew it was special. I intended to restore it; but never had the 3 key ingredients…..time, money, and a place to do it. One day I came to the realization that I probably never would have those 3 things. I sold it for $20K. The new owner had someone restore it for him. It then changed hands 2-3 times and ended up on BaT. The instant I saw it, my heart started aching. I wanted it so badly. It sold for $96K. I was not the winner. It would have taken a significant bite out of my savings. I just hope it’s being treated well, and is enjoyed.
I’m lucky my first car wasn’t one that would be outside my means to replicate when the time came. Likewise, I can’t imagine seeing the ACTUAL car coming up on BaT and not having a chance at it! It’s an interesting tale that you even saw it again.
Thanks for the congratulations. I’m excited to see it arrive and enjoy it, and all the memories from the first one nearly half a century ago.
“Every car is a story,” this one will be a whole book.
Congratulations CMC! Does your new car also have a 6 and a 3 speed? Have fun, oh and thanks again for the stories.
Mileage-Maker 223 cubic inch 6 under the once acre hood. The transmission, however, is two-speed Ford-O-Matic. Just as well. My right shoulder ain’t 17 anymore. Better to leave it around Buttercup’s shoulder than constantly be shifting gears.
(And, can we all just agree “Ford-O-Matic” just sounds so much cooler than “three-on-the-tree”?)
Wow! Congratulations on being able to buy back your “youth”. I had a buddy in Hoosier High School of Oxford Prep back in the mid ’60s that had a ’60 Ford just like the one you’ve re-acquired. Steve Reeves. My buddy was not the famous weightlifter and movie star but rather the weak and almost unknown one. His also was a six, three on the tree, and white. I don’t remember the interior color. After we took those pills the colors of EVERYTHING kept changing. Not sure what was real and what was an imagining fever. One other reason for failing to remember is that Steve’s drinking regimen assured that none of his cars remained in his possession for very long. We used to call him Captain Crunch. Hey, since you guys are both captains, did you know each other? The night I remember in his Ford it was raining heavily and when we pushed through a rather deep puddle at speed, his car went from being a straight six to a straight two. The engine held enough heat that the sleeping four cylinders sprang back to life in short order to propel us into our technicolor night. I remember that the back seat was HUGE! Not that Steve and I would think of using it for its most logical purpose together – it wasn’t like that for us. I hope that you and Buttercup have the opportunity to make things happen just like in the olden days.
Best
Bernard Marx
You knew Steve?!? Jeez it’s a small world.
We’d occasionally race our 60 Fords out past the old Johnson place when we knew the Law was on the other side of town and we could really open up those Mileage-Makers. When all 223 cubic inches under each hood reached maximum RPMs . . . well, let’s just say it was a better high than the baggie full of Lucky Charms Steve kept in his glove box underneath the Owners Manual and a half dozen Trojans.
Hadn’t thought of ol’ Steve in years, but Trixie can vouch for the backseat of his Fairlane being plenty big enough to Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr and not even have to worry about spilling your Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Tell him I said, “Hey” next time you run into the old rascal.
Late to the party and not fashionably. Congratulations Captain on your sweet new ride. And I’m hoping the Bermuda maintains its current status in hauling the highlights of the week.
Thanks for the congrats. And I’m inclined to agree on the Bermuda. Some traditions aren’t meant to be trifled with.
Congratulations! Beautiful ‘60. I think I see an Overdrive cable knob. Mileage Maker indeed! I was fortunate to have owned a ‘60 Sunliner with Overdrive. Not a 223 though. A genuine 360 horsepower 352 High Performance. Automatic not available with that thumper. Standard with 3 speed and overdrive optional. Excellent transmission.
Congrats on finding the right car to relive great memories. Here’s hoping that you and Buttercup make new memories to last a lifetime.
Thanks for your note as Dale and I get to share travel and tour old cars with friends, old, as well as those we’ve yet to meet. This past week has been a joy, based in Decatur, TX, watching the solar eclipse and visiting the Fort Worth Stockyards, BNSF (Burlington Northern Santa Fe) Control Center, and a fantastic Automotive Tech Education program (as well as Medical and Nursing Technologies) at the high school in Azle, TX.
We have been enjoying Backroads and Bluebonnets
After a couple of weeks at home caring for her medical issues, we plan to take the yellow 1941 Cadillac convertible to the VMCCA Chrome GLIDDEN Tour, basing out of Clarksville and touring western Arkansas – also planning for a progressive tour from Grand Junction, Colorado to St George, Utah.
Old cars and loved ones –
What more can we hope for?
Again, wish you more good times ahead,
Marty
Thanks, Marty. Safe travels following where the road takes you and all you see along the way. It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.
Seeing a small herd of Longhorn cattle being driven up the street was fun, interesting, and very “touristy “.
We also visited the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing while touring Fort Worth-
A huge and amazing operation, and NO, they didn’t give out free samples.
My favorite year of that era. I’m lucky. I have a a Mrs. Electraglider that just accepts that I’m going to be buying and selling. As long as one thing turns into another without our retirement funds being utilized she’s okay with it.
Enjoy that 500. In any configuration they are a very nice looking automobile.
Many thanks. There are a lot more dangerous addictions, right?
“Weren’t you a little hard on the beaver last night?”
The classics never get old.
I’m happy and excited for you. I understand the feelings and emotions you have getting this car. I still own the 78 Jeep Cherokee Chief my dad bought new. So many old memories in that Jeep, some questionable memories dad never found out about. I could never sell the Chief (not that I would) as a “Single Family Owned” vehicle because in terrible lapse of judgment, I sold the Jeep in 2004. I watched the Jeep drive away on the back of the new owner’s trailer, and regretted that decision immediately. I don’t understand why I did it. For crying out loud, I think at least 1 of my 5 kids was conceived in the Chief.
After about 3 years of kicking myself; I still had the guy’s phone number, so I called and asked if he’d consider selling the Jeep back to me. He did. I paid him what he originally paid me for the Chief, plus whatever money he put into it. He could’ve told me any amount and I would have paid it. I even paid him to deliver it to me from 175 miles away.
So there it sits in the driveway, in all it’s rusted glory, caused by salt on the winter roads during it’s first 5 years living in WI. But the Chief sure runs good, regardless of the body. Mrs Motcat knows not to buy a casket when I die. Buckle me in the driver’s seat, hands on the wheel, and push me into the 16 cemetery plots I bought.
Enjoy creating new memories in your Corinthian White 1960 Ford Fairlane 500 Town Sedan. How are going to keep Lucinda from always wanting to “go for rides”?
If your son, Chief Motcat, ever reads the CMC blog won’t he be surprised to learn how he got his name!
Hadn’t even thought about the Lucinda angle. It’s a proven fact that a 1960 Ford Fairlane 55 in Corinthian White makes a guy look sexier. Well, it did nearly 50 years ago, anyway. I’ll just have to deal with it.
Congratulations Capitán! How exciting!
Here’s to many miles and smiles in your new old ride.
Just remember that you will be a bit more conspicuous so choose a parking spot carefully at the Piggly Wiggly, NPM and especially the Scuttlebutt.
Although the latter two have parking in the back, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.
And by all means get it registered before the Mayor’s proposed classic car municipal usage tax goes into effect.
I’ve already got TEXAS 1960 black plates. No telling what the approval process in Mayor Goodman’s office will cost. He can be very persnickety on the details, something only cold hard cash applied to the situation seems to relieve.
Have no idea what you’re talking about as regards the parking lot behind The Scuttlebutt. (But I have heard that any of the spots west of the dumpster can’t be picked up by the 24 Hour Surveillance cameras monitored by Goodman Security Services.)
The Naughty Pine Motel? The Fairlane 500 would class that joint up a little.
Happy for you and the Mrs. Get some fuzzy dice and a neckin’ knob.
My first buggy was a ’66 MG Midget. British. Everything leaked, including the blinker fluid. Never want to see that car again or one like it in my driveway.
Every car is a story. Apparently not all of them have happy endings. At least the Midget made an impression!
Can’t go the route of fuzzy dice, but I’ll check Amazon for a neckin’ knob. (And try to get around the fact that my neck hurts when I turn it that far to the right.)
Yes, cliched re the fuzzy dice.
“Welcome to cliche island. Have a nice day….
Congratulations, Captain! Looks like a solid old Ford for you and Buttercup to use when taking your drives down memory lane.
Thanks for the congrats, and all your help in the process.
Cap, it’s karma. I hope that you enjoy it supremely. It’s been a long process for you. I am certain that you will be glad you bought it!
Appreciate it! Someone once told me, “Old cars are all about patience.” He was right.
‘…the heat of the last two minutes…’
I recently saw a CBX Honda ‘won’ on July 31 last year. It had been presented on BaT as a bike needing nothing. When the bike arrived it was a non-runner with more needs than space here allows. BaT response was in defense of the seller and a stark warning. ‘Buyer is responsible to verify condition.’ That seller continues to present motorcycles on BaT and warning comments are quickly deleted. In the case of the CBX the seller deleted the bogus drive video after auction end.
So as The Captain did for a very rare old Ford be sure to ‘confirm’ before your monies change hands!
Did that CBX end up in Arizona?
For every ten Pastor Petersons, there’s a Mayor Goodman. (My math may be off on that, but I’m sure you get the sentiment.) “Caveat emptor.” Whether from the parking lot or the pulpit, but especially when politics are involved.
Congratulations – serendipity for sure! And – “horizontal fins” are just so damn cool. I can vicariously-enjoy the feeling that you and Ms. Buttercup will have when you sport about the streets of Ft. Stockton in your “new” Ford.
Thank you very much – Rick, aka ShineOn YCD’s
It’s probably akin to the Mini you won on BaT three years ago (nearly to the day!). Looking forward to seeing it roll off the transporter. Thanks for the congrats!
First saw the 60 Ford at the one car showroom of the Yardley PA Ford franchise. I always thought they looked great. I found the front more appealing, actually. Very classy. The rear (particularly the taillights) seemed a bit as if the designers lost interest.
I’ve always been a fan of fins, even the horizontal ones. The tail lights should have been round; it’s a Ford for goodness sake. But more on all that later.
Have fun Captain!!! It’ll be a blast, and never take off those rose colored glasses.
Steve-o
They came in handy during the eclipse.