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HAIL TO THE CHIEF

When someone is elected to the highest office in the land, they inherit a burden most of us cannot fathom.  But along with that burden comes quite a number of privileges that most of us can only dream about.

Those who have been elected and then retired after their terms were up often comment on the experience, including what they missed most after leaving office.  Many say that the use of Air Force One was something they missed more than anything else.  They have a point.  Not having to go through security, having anything you could ever want at your fingertips while flying 35,000 feet above it all would be pretty easy to get used to.

It seems as though living in the White House doesn’t rank real high on the list of things former presidents miss.  Reagan returned to his ranch in California as often as he could.  Clinton found his way to Martha’s Vineyard (amongst other places) often.  George W. came back to Texas and spent time on his ranch in Crawford at every given chance.  Obama had Hawaii.  Trump had his golf courses. Biden spends nearly every weekend in Delaware. Suffice it to say that many found the White House to be a gilded cage they couldn’t wait to escape.

Each of those former Chief Executives were driven around in the safest automobile money and technology could produce, JFK providing the best example of why that would be needed.  No former president is allowed to drive on public roads ever again, once they swear to “Faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”  Say what you will, I’d kind of miss some windshield time in the Fairlane 500 every now and again.

In late December of 2005, while George W. Bush was in office, he and Karl Rove, his chief lieutenant, were in the back of the Presidential Limo on their way to one of a never ending number of public duties when Bush asked Rove if he had any New Year’s resolutions.

Rove admitted that he wanted to rekindle his love of reading.  He’d fallen out of the habit.  He’d set a goal for himself to read one book a week in 2006.

Three days later, they were back in the Cadillac again, heading to some far flung location to do something of importance.  Bush looked over at Rove and said, “I’m on my second.  Where are you?”  The President had turned Rove’s resolution into a contest.  The two of them would have a running competition that would last the final three years of his administration.

The challenge became formalized based on three things:  the number of books read, the number of pages of each book, and the combined size of each book’s pages, or what they defined as “Total Lateral Area”.  During 2006 Bush’s reading heavily favored biographies of accomplished sports figures and famous world ;leaders throughout history.  He read about Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Carnegie, Mark Twain, Babe Ruth, King Leopold, William Jennings Bryan, Huey Long, Lyndon Baines Johnson, and Genghis Khan.

That year fifty-eight of the books he read were nonfiction, nearly half were biography and history.  The rest were split between history and current events.  At the end of 2006, in the back of the Cadillac they compared lists.  Rove had completed 110 books, Bush 95.

At the end of 2007, back in the limo again and comparing lists of the books each had read, Rove won again, 76 to 51.  At the end of Bush’s final year in office, as the Cadillac headed through the vacated streets of DC, Bush again had to accept defeat in the contest.  He’d only read 40 books.  Rove had read 64.  Rove was presented with a trophy that looked like it was an old bowling trophy that had been recycled and a reminder that the only reason he’d won is because Bush had been busy running the free world.

For eight years George W. Bush was made fun of as a Texas hick with a southern twang that only won the office because he was his father’s son.  Folks made fun of his cowboy boots as much as they did his policies.  Critics found his swagger annoying.  Say what you will about any of the above.  There is no doubt that some of the geopolitical moves he made had lasting effects on the world that were not positive.

However, the challenge he gave his lieutenant says something about the man.  That he was willing to read daily and learn from what he read is significant.  The fact that he actually lost the challenge every time, but kept on attempting to better Rove says something about efficiency winning out over ego.   

Looking back a couple decades, it’s quaint that pundits were able to poke fun at his syntax.  Look at the leading candidates for the high office today, neither of whom is able to string together a coherent stream of thought and communicate it to the public, much less an actual vision for the country.

I don’t know if Bush misses being able to drive (not counting the F-150 King Ranch on the spread in Crawford).  But I kind of miss having a president who reads, isn’t afraid to admit when he’s lost a contest, and can go out and clear some brush if he needs to.

15 responses to “HAIL TO THE CHIEF”

  1. Late reply from a Texan native, with some Hill Country / Austin history, and my TwoCents:
    I think Bush 43 got more right than wrong, based on my experience with him as Governor — where a focus on literacy / remedial literacy education and an enlightened approach to immigration issues rang true for me. And each of those initiatives carried into his time as President, thank you Laura — so it makes me wonder how we would feel about our situation now if his second term push on immigration had carried the day. My own pet theory is one reason he was so consistently underrated and harassed is that the public underweighted the impact of his being involved and around for Bush 41’s term. He didn’t need to be shown around the place, or understand its workings, not even the state of the art limousines or Air Force one protocols, for example. I concur with Captain’s view about preferring a reader in that job — thank you, Captain.

  2. Also proves that reading doesn’t give you a heart. I appreciate the attempt, but you’re gonna have to do better than that to win me over, especially concerning Mr “drown it in the bathtub” Rove. Every time I used to hear about “Bush’s brain” I’d ponder how much good that guy could’ve done if he’d had a “Scrooge” transformation.

  3. Please, can we keep politics out of this space for the appreciation of these machines that we love?

  4. This was a nice read, and I do agree that George W was not as bad as many thought. However, I do not think that comparing Trump to Biden is reasonable at all. Biden is smart and mentally and physically fit. Yes, he is old. The same attributes cannot be assigned to his challenger, other than he is old too.

  5. Vehicular-related stories are something I greatly appreciate – our CMC being extremely high in the pecking order!

    Thank you, Captain-My-Captain, for making many of my days better, and other days a bit more tolerable.

    This blog is a wonderful escape from the trials and tribulations of our everyday demands, medical, aging, and family issues being what they are.

    Responses with a political bent substantially diminish the enjoyment, escape, and a momentary break from the effects of dealing with life – rants, even moreso. Let’s save the political harangue for other venues, and keep the Captain’s cabin a more pleasant, thought provoking, automotive related space for us to enjoy. There are plenty of other venues for harassing the other side.

    I’ve said my piece, now I’ll settle back with my Captain’s Mug of Folgers. The crew using ultrasound have just located and confirmed the hot water leak under our home’s slab, necessitating cutting off the water heater and it’s output flow – cold showers in my immediate future. Now I’ll “chill out” and ponder the impending involvement and related costs, finding a trustworthy plumber.

    • To be clear, the above comments are intended for those who RESPOND to CMC stories, surely not for our captain without whose musings the whole thing would be a bust.

  6. A while back, there was an article in Smithsonian magazine about White House staff. It turns out that there is a WH staff valet for the President. The article mentioned that several Presidents were taken aback by having such a person around but, as anyone who has read P. G. Wodehouse’s stories about Bertie Wooster and Jeeves knows, soon became accustomed to having one.

  7. I was aware sitting presidents have driving restrictions. Having those restrictions follow them out of office was news to me. Ouch!

    Irrespective of what you think of Biden and his administration, the guy is a motorhead. As witnessed by his ownership of a ’67 Vette that I believe he has had since new.

    Sad item I came across when reading about the presidential driving restrictions . . .
    “Sometimes, presidents find that driving can become a matter of international diplomacy. Bill Clinton, who served from 1993 to 2001, was in Jordan when King Hussein invited him to test out a Mercedes. Fortunately, Clinton didn’t have to appear rude in declining: The car was a manual transmission, which he didn’t know how to operate.”

    If that item had been common knowledge Clinton may never have been elected!

  8. Iraq war. Maybe he read the wrong books? Or listened only to Hamface? I thought I would never have less respect for a leader and then along came a malignant narcissist.

  9. Although not a huge Bush Family fan,(deep state) always seem to be voting for the lesser of two evils at least for the last forty years…(that’s hard to swallow)but maybe that’s how it has alleys been. Democracy is ugly business
    43 never got a fair shake and history should be more kind than the despicable sycophants Who call the themselves journalist these days, have done…hell anybody right of center is eviserated.
    Can’t imangine what 8 years of AG would have wrought on this country (shivers)
    My nightly vespers are for a real leader to come forth to endure the slings and arrows of a thankless job and lead this country out of the morass
    But alas, i feel my prayers are in vane..

  10. I had no idea former presidents couldn’t drive on public roads after leaving office—that certainly gives me a degree of comfort considering the imbecile who sits in the WH now.

    Speaking of quaint, it’s difficult to believe that after leaving office Harry and Bess Truman hopped in their Chrysler New Yorker (like the Captain explained, he loved his Chryslers) and took a meandering road trip back home to Missouri. All without any Secret Service with them. “Harry Truman’s Excellent Adventure” is a great book about this.

    And Captain, while I share your sentiments about W, I’m still convinced the last and only true Texan president was LBJ.
    As the late great Molly Ivins said about W’s father, “Real Texans do not wear blue slacks with little green whales all over.”

    Rant over. Mrs Angus forgot to replenish the Folgers so I’m a little more ornery than usual.

    Happy Friday to all.

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