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1974: TWO PICTURES AND A PONY, Part III


Part III of a Trilogy


Nineteen-seventy-four.  Roman Polanski was bringing Chinatown to theaters, years before charges of raping a 13-year-old girl would be brought.  Michael Corleone was in the theater just down the hall at the local Cineplex, killing off his enemies one by one.  Even his brother Fredo, who went out on the boat on Lake Tahoe, ended up sleeping with the fishes rather than catching one.  Politically, Nixon would end up with the same fate as Fredo.

And in Detroit, Dearborn to be more exact, Lee Iacocca was putting the finishing touches on the Next Big Thing, not realizing he’d be cut loose as the top consigliere at Ford, just like Tom Hayden was in The Godfather, within a few short years.

The Next Big Thing wasn’t really big at all.  In fact, it was small.  The second generation Mustang was coming to market.  Knowing that the original Mustang had become a bloated intermediate instead of the Pony Car it started out, as soon as he became president of the company in December of 1970 Iacocca gave marching orders that a new iteration be developed for the 1974 model year.  Originally the car was to have been based on the compact Ford Maverick, just as the original 1965 Mustang had been based on the Falcon.  Those plans were soon scrapped.  The next-gen Mustang would be based on the smaller subcompact Pinto instead.  Rather than compete against the pony cars from GM, the Chevrolet Camaro and the Pontiac Firebird, Ford sought to go head to head with the Vega based Buick Skyhawk, Oldsmobile Starfire, Pontiac Sunbird, and Chevrolet Monza.  Ford would have a competitor for the Toyota Celica, Datsun 240Z, and Mazda RX-3. Or so they thought.

Like The Godfather II, the Mustang II sought to capture the lightning in the bottle of the original.  And, like the movie, they tried to make use of all the things that made the first one as popular as it was.  The styling cues were obviously lifted from the original, if almost in cartoon-like ways.  And just like the cinematic releases of 1974, the public was ripe for something different.  The Mustang II was certainly different from the 1973 Mustang that preceded it.  Of course, it wasn’t different enough from the Pinto it was based on, but that wouldn’t be a factor, at least at first.

When introduced, Ford  pushed 385,993 1974 Mustang IIs out the door.  That was within 10% of the number of original Mustang’s 12-month production record and triple the sales of the 1973 model it replaced.  Iacocca was featured on the cover of magazines again, just like he had been a decade earlier.  The 1973 Arab oil embargo was fortuitously timed for the car’s introduction.  The Mustang II provided a new version of a re-skinned mediocre car, with a name that carried a cult following. And right when America was looking for a replacement for the bloated gas guzzlers in their driveway.  The Mustang II was a hit.  Iacocca was a genius.  Ford Motor Company sat back and counted the profits and collected the awards, just like Paramount did with The Godfather II.



Motor Trend gave the Mustang II its Car of the Year Award.  Consumer Reports, less inclined to be swayed by advertising dollars and marketing efforts, said “the Gremlin was at least as good, if not better, in terms of seating, noise level, normal and emergency handling, and acceleration.”  Not high praise for the Mustang II.

Automotive journalist, Michael Lamm, described Ford’s Mustang II as “the best idea of the year” with the new model arriving in the market just in time:  “In the real world of shrinking space, limited energy, and precious little clean air, dreamboat cars are out” … this car “proves that the new breed of small cars can still be exciting!”  

While customers were storming Ford dealerships for the newest Mustang, the newly inaugurated President Ford was pardoning the one that had just resigned.

Of course, not everyone was as enamored of the new model.  Edmunds said the base engine was, “truly pathetic”, the optional V6 “underwhelming”.  But Americans in 1974 were suckers for padded vinyl tops, especially if they only covered half the roof, button tufted upholstery, and a forest of fake wood.  The new Mustang IIs sitting on the lots and showrooms of their local Ford dealers had all that and more, with decent gas mileage to boot.

Over the course of the four year run of the Mustang II, 1,107,718 rolled out of the factory.  That’s an impressive total, especially when considering that the fifth generation that ran more than twice as long (2005-2014) only sold 1,006,975.  The sixth generation (2015-2023) sold even less at 662,952.

Nineteen-seventy-four.  Chinatown.  The Nixon resignation. The Godfather II.  The Nixon Pardon.  The Mustang II.  A lot going on there.  Doesn’t seem like 50 years ago, but it was.

And with the benefit of 50 years of hindsight, Chinatown has been deemed the 21st greatest movie ever made by the American Film Institute.  The Godfather, Part II has been named the 13th best movie ever made (IBMd), and generally acknowledged as the best sequel ever produced.  Nixon was able to rehabilitate his reputation to that of elder-statesman before he died. US News & World Report reports he doesn’t even make the list of WORST 10 PRESIDENTS OF ALL TIME, despite being the only one to resign from the office.  (Their choice of #3 worst is of particular interest this year.)  Studies show that Ford’s pardon of Nixon caused his defeat to Carter in 1976, but went a long way to healing the country in 1974.  Ford took one for the team, just like Iacocca took one for Ford.

And the Mustang II?  Car and Driver has it on its list of The 10 Most Embarrassing Award Winners in Automotive History.  They say, “Even as the Mustang II went on sale, purists were crying that it represented a betrayal. Instead of the powerful car the Mustang had been, here was a poseur with wheezing four and six-cylinder engines under the hood. And except for slightly better fuel economy, there were no compensating virtues.  Today the Mustang II is the Mustang only the most socially inept enthusiast loves.”

Not every winner stands the test of time.




31 responses to “1974: TWO PICTURES AND A PONY, Part III”

  1. @CMC. I’m just reading an article in Texas Monthly (which should be known as TexasNewYork Monthly.), which is about David Beebe, who lives in Marfa, and may be one of the characters in CMC – shoot he may even BE CMC. Beebe, raised in Houston, and went to the tony St. John’s School, but wound up doing a radio talk show in Marfa/Ft. Stockton. And, he was involved in all parts of the music industry, including night clubs.

    My question is: in the early sixties, during my wild young man times, we went to a night club in Houston called the Tam-O-Shanter, on Telephone Rd. The main draw was a young black man named Bobby Short (who was about 5’5″), and he sang and sounded just like Bobby “Blue” Bland. Dude, we did spend time and money and…and…there! Does David Beebe know what happened to the blue’s singer, Bobby Short? Was he really that great, or were we influenced by other things? Afterthought, I still have many of Bobby Bland’s old LP’s. “Stormy Monday Blues”. “Cry, Cry, Cry”. “St. James Cathedral”. Oh man, it’s hard, but I can still get down at 83!

    I haven’t finished the article yet – I got so excited about – uh, old-timey things.

    • Yes. You were influenced by other “things”. We all were. There are years a lot of people don’t even remember. Just trust whatever Texas Monthly says and go on about your business.

  2. “Their choice of #3 worst is of particular interest this year.” “Not every winner stands the test of time.” What’s that Captain, I didn’t ear you. The best color this year is BLUE, not Orange!

  3. Because going off topic is a specialty of mine, I’d like to point out that both “Blazing Saddles” and “Young Frankenstein” also came out in 1974. Neither will probably ever win a “Top Film of all Time” award, but I’m much more likely to incorporate the dialogue from those movies into my conversation than dialogue from “Chinatown” or “Godfather II”. Anyway, 1974: A good year for films, not so much for cars.

    • Both “Blazing Saddles” and “Young Frankenstein” would garner top honors for “Laughter Induced Incontinence.

    • When time and events get me down I pull out my VCR and my Director’s Cut unedited copy of
      “Blazing Saddles”, or when I just need a laugh, it may be Mel Brooks’ “Frisco Kid” with Gene Wilder, Harrison Ford, Val Bisoglio, and Ramon Bieri, among so many other character actors.

      By the way, there is a new politically correct version of “Blazing Saddles”.
      It will be aired on CBS tomorrow evening,
      Between 8:00 and 8:07 PM.

  4. Howard K. Spiegel looked like a blond haired Groucho Marx and was just as witty. He was also an optimist driving his silver ’74 Mustang II 4cyl w/AT around Fort Bragg in ’77, but he was so much fun to be around nobody cared. My brother had a ’76(?) Cobra II 4spd wearing black w/gold stripes about the same time. John Talley (RIP) had a blue w/white stripes ’77(?) Cobra II ten years ago. Night and day difference between the V8 Cobras that were fantastic in a straight line, and the eco-ponies that were almost embarrassing everywhere all the time.
    Every American should be willing to ‘take one for the team’ any time. The only questions we should ask are, “What sacrifice?” and “Which team?”. Since most of us are on several different teams simultaneously (1. God, 2. Family, 3. Country, community, school, sports, etc), IMO we should be willing to give “the last full measure” for the first three on the list. I can no longer support a team whose leader doesn’t feel the same and acts accordingly. Such behavior makes a mockery of all our previous sacrifices and jeopardizes our continued existence. I would rather drive a ’74 Mustang II in a demo derby featuring ’74 Chrysler New Yorkers.

  5. Just four years previously, the price of gas in Victoria, Texas was in the TEENS! Instead of investing in an underwhelming new Mustang, this intrepid college sophomore spent $600 on a used 1964 four-door Chevy Chevelle, white over maroon to match the Aggie colors. The 283 ci V8 was only good for catching a Highway Patrol ticket for racing a more peppy 1964 Mustang I. The poor Chevelle didn’t even get a wax job before it was traded for a new 1975 Honda 550 Super Sport. But, it DID get the owner laid on the full bench front seat in a deserted city park on a hot summer’s night.

  6. The mid-1970s were definitely dim times for automotive enthusiasts. In 1976, my wife and I were new-car shopping for something for me. I, of course, wanted to choose wheels that were at least somewhat sporty; but I also knew that whatever I bought would have to be my daily driver. (The 1966 Nova SS L79 and the Alfa Giulietta were eating up my meager garage space and my equally small amount of monthly disposable income…) I test-drove several potential candidates, the V6 Mustang II among them – and came away disappointed. Then I took a spin in a ‘Mercury’ Capri II. It was a V6 with a 4-speed and, while not a real performance car, actually accelerated and handled pretty well. The huge rear hatch made it useful and the styling wasn’t bad (a bit bloated, maybe, but still pleasing). I kept that one for seven fairly uneventful years, until a friend who regretted selling his Capri II made me a really good offer and I let it go. Other cars took its place, but I still have a soft spot for the little German critters.

  7. G’Morning, all,

    I thought the original Mustang was neat, seeing it at the NY World’s Fair the day our Stage Band played at the New Jersey Pavillion, and then the Camaro was super. Mustang II seemed kinda’ like kissing your sister, but by then we were a Citroen DS-21 and Maserati family, soon to be Suburban, Air-Cooled Franklin, vintage car people with upcoming teen-agers.

    Mayor Goodman has nothing on our current crop of politicians.

    • My smile-for-the-week on Facebook was from a friend who posted: “Alexa, please change the candidates.”

  8. BTW, one should see the Godfather films. Truly excellent. The original book was far less well done.

  9. Striking commentary, Captain! Having lived through that era, you really summed it up so well. Not to mention the sly but effective current term commentary as well. Thank you for putting it all out there!

  10. I can remember test driving a V6/4speed . Had a ‘71 Monte Carlo with a 402 and about every trinket at the time. Wasn’t much of a decision to keep it.

  11. Being a GM lover nearly since birth (a long time ago), it’s hard not to jump on the Mustang II ‘hate wagon’; but I have to admit that I have seen some pretty badass ones at the drag strip. Granted, they didn’t come straight from the showroom floor; but…..

  12. The only time a Mustang II coupe got my attention (in more ways than one, occasionally) was seeing the lovely Kelly Garrett (Jaclyn Smith) behind the wheel chasing bad guys in “Charlie’s Angels.”

  13. Only 2 thoughts since I have never seen the 2 movies.
    1 – The Mustang is the only pony car that is/has been made continuously since its intro. All the others have had at least one obit.
    2 – Nixon resigned on my 20th birthday. Not sure what t0 make of that since he also signed my Eagle Scout award 3 years earlier.

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