
It was 1978 in Fort Stockton, Texas, and the only thing hotter than the August sun was Buck Buchanan’s blood pressure. He stood at the edge of his porch, chewing a piece of straw like it owed him money, staring across the spread he’d built from cattle, sweat, and more luck than good sense. The land stretched wide and stubborn, like his daughter.
Lacie-Mae Buchanan was seventeen years old and full of bad ideas. She wore her mama’s smile and none of her restraint. Most days she looked like a blonde dust devil in cutoff shorts and a tank top that could start a small riot. The only thing louder than her opinions was the Joan Jett cassette she kept blasting from her bedroom window at Our Lady of Immeasurable Concern Catholic School for Girls. The nuns had prayed for her. Then pleaded. Then called Buck.
“Mr. Buchanan, she has locked Sister Arlene in the janitor’s closet and is teaching the other girls to smoke with one hand while flipping the bird with the other.”
Buck rubbed his temples and said the only words he knew how to say in moments like this. “Jesus, take the wheel.”
He tried. Lord knows he tried. Bought the girl a horse at twelve, thinking maybe she’d ride the wild out of her. Instead, she taught it to rear up when you whistled “Highway to Hell.” Sent her to summer Bible camp; she ran off with the youth minister’s nephew and came back with a tattoo of a scorpion on her ankle and a sunburn that smelled like sin.
What made it worse—what really hollowed Buck out—was that he’d been doing it all alone. Lacie-Mae’s mama, Jolene, had been shot clean through the heart by a drunk hunting buddy when their daughter was just shy of four. The bullet wasn’t meant for her, but then again, death rarely sends an RSVP. Buck buried Jolene on the north hill, under a live oak tree where the wind always whispered. After that, he did the best he could. Which, by most accounts, wasn’t much.
Then came Xavier.
The boy had shown up at the ranch three months back, papers in hand, name barely spelled right. Buck didn’t care if he was legal or not—the boy could work a fence line, dig a post hole, and keep his damn mouth shut, which is more than Buck could say for most.
But he should’ve known. Should’ve seen it coming when Lacie-Mae started bringing extra lemonade down to the bunkhouse. When she started talking about learning Spanish and wearing lipstick redder than a sunburnt steer. Buck might’ve been a lot of things, but blind wasn’t one of them.
He confronted her once.
“You leave that boy be, you hear me?”
She looked him dead in the eye, barefoot in the kitchen, eating Fritos out of the bag.
“He ain’t a boy, Daddy.”
Buck nearly choked on his coffee.
By the time he found Xavier that evening, the kid was halfway through cleaning the barn, smelling like hay and fear.
“You touch her, son?”
Xavier blinked like someone who understood the words but not the full freight of them.
“Señor?”
Buck squinted.
“I’m not your señor, I’m your boss. Now you answer me straight.”
Xavier shook his head, nervous. “She… she kiss me. I say no. She say… I don’t care.”
That was the most honest thing Buck had heard in a month. He wanted to punch the kid, but something about the way Xavier said it made him just turn and walk off. He was starting to think he was outnumbered. Maybe outgunned.
That Cadillac had been his one indulgence. A 1976 Coupe DeVille, metallic blue, wire-spoke wheel covers shining like spurs in the sun. Full blue cloth interior, with a dashboard that smelled like pipe tobacco and old gospel music. He only drove it to town on Sundays or when someone important died. It was a chariot of Texas royalty, and Buck had kept it pristine since the day he paid cash at Oil Patch Cadillac-John Deere.
So when he walked outside that Friday evening and saw it gone—tires spitting gravel on the ranch road in the rearview—he knew exactly who had taken it.
Inside, a yellow sundress fluttered out the window, legs kicked up like a pin-up calendar come to life. Lacie-Mae was whooping like a rodeo queen and flipping her middle finger in the direction of Our Lady of Immeasurable Concern.
Behind the wheel, Xavier looked pale. Sweating. Like a man halfway between rapture and federal detention.
Buck watched the dust rise. He didn’t yell. Didn’t cuss. Just pulled off his hat and ran a hand through his thinning hair.
“Well, hell.”
They hadn’t planned it, exactly. Not in the formal sense. But Lacie-Mae had whispered it the night before, lying under a mesquite tree near the barn, her head on Xavier’s chest, listening to the thump of his heart like a secret beat only she could dance to.
“Let’s just go, X. You and me. Get in that big ol’ blue boat and float the hell outta Dodge.”
He shook his head, murmured something about her daddy, about work, about how none of it made sense.
“Doesn’t have to,” she said, pulling him closer. “It just has to feel like the thing to do.”
She was good at that. Making nonsense sound like gospel. And she had him right where she wanted him.
There was heat between them. Not just the brushfire kind that sparks in passing, but a sweltering, sticky, skin-on-skin blaze that made air conditioning a joke and clothing optional. He couldn’t explain it—didn’t have the words. But the way she looked at him, the way she pressed her hands against his chest like she could hear his ribs talk, made him feel both worshipped and damned. And she liked it that way.
So now they were gone. Headed God knows where in a Cadillac with more chrome than conscience, the A/C on high, and Joan Jett fighting Tejano radio on the speakers. He didn’t understand her music. She didn’t understand his words. But their bodies knew what their mouths couldn’t say.
She had her bare feet on the dash, a Dr Pepper between her thighs, and a map folded wrong in her lap. He kept checking the rearview like Buck was gonna rise out of the dust in a pickup with a shotgun.
“Relax,” she said, popping her gum. “He don’t chase nothin’ he can’t catch.”
Truth was, Buck wasn’t gonna chase. He was gonna sit in that kitchen, pour two fingers of bourbon, and think about all the ways he’d screwed up. Starting with marrying a woman who had more fire than sense and ending with raising a daughter who inherited every last flame.
Out on the highway, the Cadillac gleamed in the setting sun, heading west like it had a purpose. Like destiny wore a tube top and had a knack for trouble.
The land beyond Fort Stockton was wide open, scorched and shimmering. Mesquite trees leaned sideways like they were trying to crawl into shade that wasn’t there. The highway stretched on in heat-warped ripples, flanked by barbed wire and abandoned gas stations sun-bleached to the color of bone. Even the buzzards looked overheated, drifting lazy spirals above dry creek beds and pickup carcasses.
The Cadillac cut through it like a battleship in hell’s own ocean, its deep blue skin glinting like a lie told in daylight. Inside, sweat beaded on backs, lips tasted like salt and sin, and the air was thick with a fever that couldn’t be blamed on the temperature alone.
And so it began.
A stolen car. A girl who wouldn’t listen. A man who didn’t speak. And a father who had already given up.









2 responses to “ ‘X’ MARKS THE SPOT, PART I: “Don’t You Dare, Lacie-Mae””
Who needs a Steamy Paperback when we can ride , wild and wide open, foot to the floor, pedal to the metal, with our Captain-my-Captain stoking our unbridled automotive, and earthly lust?
And they’re off, not to the races either.