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‘X’ MARKS THE SPOT, PART II: Tequila and Trouble


The first thing they did wrong was stop.

It was past midnight when they pulled into a town with no name on the map, just a flickering sign that read VACANCY next to a peeling stucco box calling itself the Desert Star Motel. The Cadillac rumbled into the lot like it was embarrassed to be there. One of the headlights had a nervous twitch, and the muffler growled like it was clearing its throat.

Lacie-Mae stretched like a jungle cat in heat, the sundress riding up, her bare feet on the dash and one arm thrown dramatically across her forehead. “Tell me we’re not in Texas anymore. Tell me we made it to Mexico.”

Xavier shifted into park and looked around. There was no passport stamp waiting. Just a soda machine with three working buttons and a fat moth orbiting the only streetlamp still lit.

“Sleep,” he said.

Lacie-Mae pouted, but not for long. She leaned over, kissed him slow, and unfastened her seatbelt like it had wronged her.

The room was $18.75 plus a suspicious look from the night clerk. The key had a plastic tag shaped like a cactus. Inside, the carpet smelled like a bar fight and the air conditioner coughed more than it cooled. But it had one bed, a ceiling fan, and a bolt on the door. That was enough.

They didn’t talk much. What happened next wasn’t something words could keep up with anyway.

By morning, the sun was already sharp enough to slice through the curtain seams. Lacie-Mae was sprawled sideways on the bed, her hair a blonde mess across the pillow, wearing nothing but Xavier’s T-shirt and the smirk of a girl who’d just caused a biblical scandal.

He stood shirtless at the sink brushing his teeth with his finger, watching her in the mirror like she was a fire he’d set and now didn’t know how to contain.

She opened one eye. “We got tequila?”

He nodded toward the bedside table. A bottle sat there, half full. Bought with crumpled bills at a Texaco the night before, handed over with a look from the clerk that said don’t ask. Xavier took a swig to wash down his guilt.

The Cadillac looked out of place parked between a broken-down El Camino and a beige Ford Pinto with a cracked windshield and prayer beads hanging from the mirror. They hit the road again before nine, hungry and a little hungover.

That’s when they met him.

Deputy Wade Elkins wasn’t looking for trouble. But trouble had a way of pulling into his jurisdiction like it owned the place. He was parked outside the Golden Rooster Diner in his faded yellow 1972 Chevrolet Blazer, sipping coffee from a metal Thermos older than most high school seniors.

The Blazer had sun-faded paint, Dana axles, a hitch on the rear, and a front bumper that told the story of an elk he didn’t quite miss. Wade didn’t do much. Just watched.

When that metallic blue Coupe DeVille glided through the intersection with a girl in the passenger seat who looked like she’d never heard the word consequences, he sat up straighter.

The driver—a young man with tight shoulders and skin the color of someone who worked in the sun, not under fluorescent lights—refused to look over.

Wade Elkins wasn’t the kind of lawman who rushed. He wasn’t looking to make headlines. But his instincts—honed over too many years of seeing the same damn story play out—told him this wasn’t just a joyride. This was a fuse waiting for flame.

He followed from a distance.

They stopped at a gas station outside of town. Xavier got out to pump while Lacie-Mae sauntered into the mini-mart like it was a runway. She bought a bag of Funyuns and a cherry slushie, flirted with the guy behind the counter until he gave her a free pack of gum.

When she walked back outside, she caught the Blazer idling across the lot. Wade tipped his hat from behind the wheel. Not a smile. Not a wave. Just a nod that said I see you, girl.

Lacie-Mae slid into the Cadillac, crossed her legs, and dropped the gum in Xavier’s lap. “Drive.”

By the time they made it to the edge of Sanderson, the road had turned into one long breathless stretch of cracked asphalt and shimmering heat. They passed dead armadillos and road signs peppered with bullet holes.

“Where we go?” Xavier finally asked.

Lacie-Mae shrugged. “West. Always west. That’s where all the trouble goes to tan.”

They pulled into a roadside diner shaped like a wagon wheel. The food was greasy and beautiful. Lacie-Mae sipped bad coffee and drew hearts in the condensation on the window. Wade Elkins’ Blazer rolled by once, slow. Never stopped.

That night, they found another motel. This one had a pool so green it looked like something from a swamp exhibit. Lacie-Mae didn’t care. She dragged Xavier in fully clothed. They laughed, splashed, kissed like the world wasn’t three steps behind.

But when they got back to the room, there was a postcard tucked into the doorframe. Blank on the front. On the back, in neat capital letters:

YOU CAN’T OUTRUN EVERYTHING.

No name. No return address. Just the truth, waiting patiently.

Out in the parking lot, the Cadillac still gleamed.

And the Blazer was gone.



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