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LADIES WHO LUNCH, PART I:  The Cadillac in the Mirror


Maribeth Vining’s Cadillac came first.

Before the rumors, before the art, before the man found dead behind the Blue Star Motel clutching a cigarette stub and a half-finished sketch of her profile—there was the car. A 1962 Cadillac Series 62 Coupe in Pompeian Red metallic, long as sin and just as unforgiving. You could see the curve of its tail fins from blocks away, like it was slicing the West Texas air into neat layers of God-fearing dust and quiet judgment.

It was the kind of car that didn’t purr or idle. It announced.

Polished chrome flashed along the fenders like costume jewelry too big to be tasteful. Quad headlights glared with a gaze that knew exactly what you were up to. The cornering lights, too, like raised eyebrows, dared you to cross her at the wrong angle. And Maribeth? She sat behind the two-spoke steering wheel like a dethroned monarch who still knew how to hold court.

The Cadillac came from her father’s estate. He’d bought it new, though it barely had 23,000 miles when he passed, having used it only for Sunday drives, church parking, and the occasional funeral escort. Maribeth inherited it, along with the house on Hart Street and enough trust fund stipulations to keep the vultures circling for decades. She had the black cloth upholstery and the headliner redone—more for symbolism than wear.

She kept the car pristine.

The 255/70 Constitution whitewalls, yellowed by time and pride, still gleamed after every wash, and though no one remembered the last time she let a man into the passenger seat, the Autronic Eye headlight dimmer remained perched like an ever-watchful chaperone. When she drove through Fort Stockton, windows up, AC humming like a church organ, it was as though a parade had broken out and no one got the memo.

Maribeth herself was something like the Cadillac.

Tall, hard to approach, and finished in a shade not everyone could pull off. Her hair was dyed a champagne blonde, always set just so, with a twist at the crown that looked like it could deflect bullets or bad intentions. Her lips were never unpainted, her blouse never wrinkled. Earrings the size of nickels caught the sun as she walked. Her scent was Chanel No. 5 and menthols.

She had a voice like a polished bell—measured, ringing, just a little cold. Her laugh was rare and careful, as though rationed. She wore gloves even in summer, carried a silver compact engraved with her initials, and never left the house without checking the back of her skirt in the hallway mirror.

She had been married, once, to a man with oil money and no chin. The divorce was conducted with the kind of discretion usually reserved for Vatican assassinations. After that, she never married again. She didn’t need to. She had the house, the car, and a reputation that could freeze water in August.

She ran the Fort Stockton Art League, an organization most assumed was a sewing circle with better lighting. But inside the back of her converted carriage house—past the string of respectable landscapes and rotary plaques—was her private collection.

That’s where things got strange.

The “gallery,” as she called it, was not open to the public.

Only certain visitors saw the inner room. Men from Austin and Santa Fe, women with cropped hair and slow drawls, a few who wore sunglasses indoors. There were paintings not meant for daylight: thick brushstrokes of desert loneliness, graphite nudes in poses too raw for a beauty parlor calendar. Poetry scrawled on canvas in rust-red oils. One canvas featured only the word hush repeated in cursive, over and over, like a prayer or a dare.

One man—a painter from Marfa named Elias Cruz—left a set of pieces there. Six total. Oil and blood and iron filings in their composition. Maribeth displayed them only after midnight and only by lamplight. When Elias went missing, folks didn’t think much of it. Drifters vanish, especially the kind who speak in riddles and smell like turpentine.

But then someone found him.

Behind the Naughty Pine Motel, barefoot and bloodless, with one of Maribeth’s gallery invitation cards stuffed into his shirt pocket and a sketch of her face in his hand.

Chief Martin questioned her for hours.

She never broke. Not once. Said she hadn’t seen Elias since February. Said he was troubled, that he drank too much mescal and claimed to see visions in the Pecos dust. Martin let her go, partly because he believed her, and partly because he couldn’t imagine a woman in pressed linen killing a man with a paintbrush.

That night, the Cadillac was seen cruising toward Marathon, a single headlight burned out. The next morning, it was parked outside her house, spotless.

At lunch the following Tuesday, she was back at the Rex Hall Pharmacy counter, ordering a tuna melt and a cherry phosphate at the soda fountain. “Less syrup this time, Russell,” she said. “I’m not a child.”

Virginia Vale sat beside her, grading papers between sips. Dell Sanderson strutted in late, perfume preceding her like a warning. They talked of gardenias and weather. Not one of them mentioned the man who died.

The ladies who lunch know when to chew, when to sip, and when to stay absolutely silent.

And Maribeth?

She lit a cigarette, exhaled toward the chrome napkin holder, and stared at her reflection. She didn’t smile, didn’t frown. Just studied herself like a critic, deciding whether the subject still held artistic merit.

“Well,” she said, to no one in particular, “that’s Fort Stockton for you.”



5 responses to “LADIES WHO LUNCH, PART I:  The Cadillac in the Mirror”

  1. It doesn’t sound like “Miss Otis Regrets (She’s Unable to Lunch Today)”. Rather the opposite….

    • Ella used her voice as a variety of musical instruments, but her incredible range and her “Scat” singing was absolutely incredible. Her performing along with Louis Armstrong is a milestone, but her 1961 rendition of “You’ll Have to Swing It (Mister Paganini)” just blows me away.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn99AUQbnQo
      If you manage to listen to the entire four minutes without at least tapping your toe – better check for a pulse.

  2. Pic 1 of 9 (L to R) – Marilu Henner, Allison Janey, Paul Rudd, & Geena Davis. ‘The Help’ Cast Audition photos circa 2009. The studio went a different direction but, they’ll be great together in ‘Ladies Who Lunch’.

  3. My brother just turned me on to you, Captain. Your style of writing and the mindset behind it just blow me away. Keep it coming.

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