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LADIES WHO LUNCH, PART III:  Soiled Dove, Regal Lark


Virginia “Ginny” Vale drove a car as demure and underestimated as she was.

A 1960 Studebaker Lark VIII, painted a color so politely green it looked like it asked permission to leave the driveway. At first glance, the car was a librarian in steel form—tight-lipped, no-nonsense, with just enough polish to pass inspection. But like Ginny, it had secrets under the surface, and when pushed, it could outrun nearly anything.

It wore chrome bumpers and trim with quiet confidence, a driver-side mirror glinting like a winking eye. The dual exhausts whispered promises at red lights. Someone paying close attention might notice the added third brake light or the mechanical brake switch—little touches Ginny insisted on, because she knew stopping fast could be as crucial as disappearing cleanly.

Black-painted 15-inch steel wheels carried polished Studebaker-logo hubcaps and 205/75 whitewall tires—respectable enough from a distance, but the front disc brakes and dual-circuit master cylinder were all business. She’d had them installed by a man in Lubbock who asked no questions and got paid in crisp bills.

Inside, the seating surfaces had been reupholstered in soft gray cloth with black vinyl trim—understated, elegant, and impossible to read. The gray carpeting was new. The door panels replaced and re-covered, stitched in a pattern Ginny claimed was inspired by the Brontës. Seat belts and cruise control had been added—safety and consistency being two things she valued above all else.

The padded dash held an AM radio, which she rarely used. She preferred silence—or, when needed, a poem read aloud in her own voice. A 12-volt power outlet was wired discreetly under the dash, next to a hidden auxiliary input. The locking glovebox held a pack of Rothmans, a fountain pen, and a leather-bound first edition of A Tale of Two Cities worth more than the car. She referred to it as her emergency fund.

Under the hood, however, lived the real Ginny.

A 259ci V8 borrowed from a ’62 Hawk had been installed by a mechanic in Odessa—one who appreciated discretion. Machined and rebuilt with +.030″ pistons, it breathed through an Edelbrock four-barrel carburetor, kept cool by an aluminum radiator, and fed by an electric fuel pump. The Lark didn’t just glide—it growled. When she stepped on it, the demure little sedan turned into a snarling blur of green steel.

Ginny Vale taught British Literature at Jim Bowie High.

The boys in her class struggled through Macbeth and Hamlet for all the wrong reasons. They didn’t care for existential dread or Elizabethan verse, but they would’ve gladly died over a misplaced comma if it meant hearing her pronounce “doth” one more time. They watched her cross the classroom in tailored skirts and kitten heels, the chalk in her fingers like a wand that could punish or reward.

She was thirty-five and unmarried. Wore pearls. Kept her voice measured, her sentences longer than most people’s patience. Her feedback in red ink was firm but fair, often ending with a quote from Donne or Keats.

Outside the classroom, she lived in a small clapboard house on Almond Street with lace curtains, dusty bookshelves, and a gramophone she actually used. Her phone rarely rang. Her mailbox never overflowed. Her neighbors described her as quiet, refined, perhaps a little lonely.

They had no idea.

Juliet Velvet lived in a different world entirely.

In Midland, she was a “cultural consultant” for a hotelier with a fondness for Shelley. In Houston, she was a visiting poet with a taste for velvet gloves and iced champagne. She stayed in rooms that overlooked skylines and oilfields alike. Her clients were powerful men—CEOs, lawyers, politicians, a professor from UT-Austin who once begged her to whisper Yeats while he sobbed into the minibar.

Her rates were high. Her standards, higher.

She took no gifts, allowed no repeat visits within sixty days, and expected payment in discreet envelopes or untraceable cashier’s checks. She kept a record book hidden in a hollowed-out copy of Paradise Lost. Each name was coded, each encounter noted by date, location, and a literary quote to mark the tone. She wore silk undergarments and carried a discreet flask of jasmine-scented mouthwash.

She traveled by bus when needed, sometimes changing wigs and names en route. In Austin she was Rosalind Blake. In San Antonio, Margery Wilde. But in Fort Stockton, she remained Virginia Vale—sharp, principled, and inscrutable.

She always bristled when the Zapruder film came up in class—not for the gore, but because she was fairly certain she had bedded at least three of the men in that motorcade. Maybe four. The film was somewhat out of focus.

It might’ve gone on forever if not for two things.

First: the new principal at Jim Bowie High. Sent in from Amarillo, a puffed-up man with an inferiority complex and a clipboard fetish. Mr. Dennison had a fondness for surveillance, a suspicion of female autonomy, and a thin mustache that curled when he smiled. He noticed Ginny was never quite in the teacher’s lounge, that her lesson plans were handwritten, that she never lingered at pep rallies.

Second: the death of a client.

A banker from Dallas. Found dead in a hotel bathtub in Kerrville. Naked, face-down, and wearing nothing but a laminated sonnet taped to his chest. It was Sonnet 116—”Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments…”

The card key on the nightstand was registered to one Rosalind Blake. The room had been paid for in cash. The only clue beyond the sonnet was a receipt from a Fort Stockton gas station, timestamped two days prior.

The police never questioned her.

They questioned the hotel clerk, the valet, and a bellboy who described the woman as “elegant, bookish, and not at all the murdering type.” The case fizzled out in whispers. No one came to Fort Stockton. No one knocked on her door.

But Ginny stopped traveling for a month.

She graded papers with more fury. Wrote a letter to The Atlantic about the decline of literary standards. Read King Learby candlelight until dawn.

Maribeth and Dell noticed the change.

They never asked. Not directly.

One Tuesday, at lunch, Dell slid her cherry phosphate over. “Take mine, hon. I think the syrup’s off.” Maribeth didn’t look up from her tuna salad, but her eyebrow twitched the way it did when something interested her.

Ginny smiled politely, adjusted her gloves, and said, “Ladies, shall we continue?”

And just like that, the air cleared.

Ginny Vale remains the most complicated woman in Fort Stockton.

A schoolmarm to the eyes. A scholar to the mind. A mistress of mystery to anyone who dared look harder.

At night, she parks the Studebaker beside her house. Slips inside. Unpins her hair. And stares at her reflection in the vanity mirror for a long time—studying the shape of a woman who wears many names and answers only to herself.



4 responses to “LADIES WHO LUNCH, PART III:  Soiled Dove, Regal Lark”

  1. What strange paths we weave… (yada – yada – yada) … deceive ! To achieve our own Lark!

    The doers, and the takers, and the re-doers, and the re-takers!

    Joy is to each their own, and treasures have no genre!

  2. Good series Captain, very enjoyable stories. I’m reminded of a line from As Good As It Gets where Jack Nicholson is asked how he writes women so well. You have the same talent.

    As for “Ginny Vale remains the most complicated woman in Fort Stockton” . . . somewhere, possibly, Eileen Parker is saying ‘hold my beer and watch this’.

    *Jack answered something along the lines of “I think of a man and remove logic and accountability”.

    • I wonder how many lines Jack Nicholson ad libbed. It would make me smile mightily if the answer was: “a lot”! Holy Cow, what a one-of-a-kind actor.

      —–When I Reply, or make a Comment – why do I have to fill out all the info each time? I’ve jiggle-jaggled with the “movable eyeballs” below, but…I don’t know!

    • I can’t say for sure if Eileen Parker was more complicated, but I know for sure she was more interesting. Seems like she provided darn near twenty stories during her run. That’s some staying power.

      Good to hear from you. I was starting to worry.

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