
They met on Tuesdays, always at noon.
Three women, each a kingdom unto herself. They sat at the soda fountain counter at Rex Hall Pharmacy like queens surveying a landscape only they could read. From a distance, they were just another trio of Fort Stockton ladies sipping phosphates and splitting gossip. But up close? They were history. Power wrapped in pastel gloves and pursed smiles.
Maribeth with her pearls, Dell with her lipstick, Ginny with her grammar. They carried their own weight and one another’s secrets. Not everything was said out loud. Some truths you keep beneath the napkin holder, folded just once, edge showing.
They were the generation before everything shifted. Before Lucinda strutted into Grounds for Divorce in red heels and a uniform unbuttoned just enough to write a new kind of story. Before hashtags, and helplines, and the soft blur of empowerment posters tacked up in high school counselor offices.
These three didn’t ask for space. They carved it.
Maribeth Vining ran her gallery like a kingdom of restraint. She understood elegance as leverage. Controlled the pace of a conversation like a dealer at a private table. In her Cadillac, she rode through town like someone who’d seen war and come home armored in velvet. Her scandal had brush strokes and blood pressure. She never confirmed, never denied. But the silence was always curated.
Dell Sanderson was the flame to Maribeth’s candle. Swaggering, teasing, daring people to look harder while wearing heels that could end a man. Her Thunderbird wasn’t just red—it was an extension of her bloodstream. She sold houses, kissed danger on the lips, and always showed up for lunch with a smile that made Russell the counterman break into a sweat. Everyone knew she carried something in her clutch. What they didn’t know was whether it was a pistol or a promise.
And then there was Virginia Vale. Stern. Smart. Seductive only if you knew what sonnet she was quoting. Her Lark was humble, but it could run like hell if needed. She was Juliet Velvet when the lights were low and the door was locked. She corrected essays with the same hands that wrote poems on a man’s chest in Kerrville. She gave the boys at Jim Bowie High reason to read Shakespeare—with one hand. She always bristled when the Zapruder film was shown—not for the gore, but because she’d bedded at least three of the passengers in that motorcade. Maybe four; the film was a little out of focus.
Lucinda once said, “There’s no me without them.”
She meant it.
Maribeth taught her poise. Dell taught her speed. Ginny taught her silence and syntax. They shaped her—like wind shapes stone, like time smooths scandal into folklore.
The town thinks Lucinda’s outrageous. They call her wild, uncontainable, just this side of respectable. But the truth is, she’s just more visible. The rules changed. The fight didn’t.
Back when Fort Stockton had only one beauty parlor, two funeral homes, and too many stories floating around without a name, these three women built something sturdy from smoke and rumor. They didn’t wait for respect—they cultivated mystery. Power in suggestion. Grace in misdirection.
Now their cars sit quiet.
The Cadillac long since garaged, the Thunderbird’s paint faded but still sharp in sunlight, the Lark resting in the shade like a sleeping dog that’s still got a bite.
People forget. Towns do that. But chrome remembers.
Sometimes Lucinda parks her gold Jeep Wagoneer outside the old Rex Hall spot and sits with the engine off, just watching the sunlight catch on the windows. Imagining the shape of their backs, their laughter folding into the jukebox hum. She doesn’t cry. That would be disrespectful. But she tips her head, like she’s listening.
Inside, the counter’s gone. The fountain’s dry. But if you squint? You can still see them.
Maribeth, smoothing her napkin. Dell, stirring a cherry phosphate. Ginny, smiling just enough.
Lucinda never needed a gallery, or a deed, or a diploma to earn her place at the table. She built a kingdom out of ceramic mugs and second chances. Grounds for Divorce isn’t just a business—it’s communion. A sanctuary that feeds the masses and nourishes the soul. One cup of coffee, one knowing smirk, one chrome reflection at a time.
Lucinda knows what many people suspect but won’t dare say out loud: the world would be a better place if women ran it. It’d be less about conquest and more about cooperation. There’d be more listening, fewer chest-thumping speeches, and a whole lot more getting things done without demanding a damn trophy for it. Women know how to lead with compassion and think with clarity—the kind that comes from carrying life inside them and still showing up to run the meeting, fold the laundry, and write the damn checks.
She glances down at the cracked dash of the old Wagoneer, the vinyl warm beneath her hand, a relic of a time when things weren’t better—just different. Betty White comes to mind. Betty said, “Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you want to be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” Lucinda snorts, shaking her head with a grin. Damn, she misses Betty. Just like she misses Maribeth, Dell, and Virginia—women who knew what it was to carry the load, crack the joke, and pay the price.
They were women who broke the rules, strutted past small-town whispers in high heels, and knew full well that “well-behaved women rarely make history.” Even in a place like Fort Stockton, where history usually involved a cattle deal gone bad or who won the chili cook-off.
Lucinda shifts her eyes from the cracked dash to the faded hood ahead, the old Wagoneer parked under the same Texas sun that once bounced off Jinny Vale’s Studebaker like a promise. The Wagoneer isn’t glamorous. It never tried to be. It’s square where the Thunderbird was sculpted, rugged where the Cadillac was regal, and stubborn where the Lark was stylish. But damn if it hasn’t outlasted all of them.
Still, they’re kin—those cars and the women who drove them. Each was a machine with personality, presence, and purpose. Jinny’s Lark, petite and precise, just like she was—always a little underestimated until she hit the gas. Dell’s Thunderbird, curvy and commanding, turned heads even at a stoplight—like its driver, too gorgeous for her own good but too smart to care. And Maribeth’s Cadillac? That thing didn’t drive, it sailed. It was full of grace and danger, like a woman who knows the power of a whispered secret and an open checkbook.
Lucinda’s Wagoneer never played that game. It wasn’t built to impress—it was built to endure. To carry groceries, grit, and grudges. To handle potholes and people without ever needing an apology. It’s not the sort of car you photograph unless it’s parked in front of something on fire. But it runs. It always runs.
They were all different shapes and sizes, just like the women. But they shared one thing: they were driven by someone who refused to stay parked.
And so Lucinda sits with her hand on the wheel, one foot still on the brake, and remembers them—not as ghosts, but as gears that turned something bigger. The world may not give them parades or plaques. But out here, in a sun-faded parking lot on the edge of yesterday, a certain generation of women still lingers—chrome-tipped, pearl-handled, engine-warmed.
Because before they left their mark, before they raised hell or righted wrongs— They lunched.
And the rest of us? We’re still trying to keep up.




6 responses to “LADIES WHO LUNCH, PART IV: Epilogue”
Hell Onn Heels by the Pistol Annies comes to mind, reading this.
Cap’n, I agree with Nemo that the series was enjoyable. Your description of each character contained adjectives not normally assigned to such a gentile group.
This was thought provoking in that as each of these women had many well kept secrets, the same could be and probably is true of many of our grandmotherly ladies today. Remember, back in the day, your grandmother was probably pretty Hot Stuff!
Did you see my story about Aunt Mae before it got flagged by BaT on the Million Mile T-bird? I thought it was very appropriate even though she drove a Lincoln.
I had seen the story and thought it was a good one. I don’t remember anything about it being flag-worthy, but it must have made someone clutch their pearls. You never know.
You never know, indeed.
That was a nice series Captain…I enjoyed it. Thank you!
I agree with you, Capttnemo.
I wasn’t the first to say it, but I have said it many times and, put it in writing more than once. “Women could run this place better than men; they sure wouldn’t do it worse.” Maybe, I’m biased because I live with three women, but I prefer to see it as ‘balanced’.
Speaking of three ladies, those I suggested for the movie adaptation will not disappoint. Two are Mensa members and the third is just ‘pretty darned sharp’.
But, who will play Lucinda? If I may, allow me to suggest Natalie Portman, also a Mensa member.