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FUTURMATIC


Fred Lancaster’s left shoe was half a size too small, but he wasn’t about to admit it. Not today. Not while America was back on top and the world was cracking open like a fresh pack of Chesterfields.

Fred was the kind of man whose clothes always looked like they’d been pressed three days ago and slept in twice since. Thin from too many cups of coffee and too many skipped breakfasts, his skin had taken on the pale, papery look of someone who’d spent the last ten years indoors, breathing secondhand optimism and first-rate cigarette smoke. He smelled like Old Spice with a chaser of Vicks VapoRub—equal parts masculinity and chronic congestion. There was always a faint undercurrent of pipe tobacco, though no one had seen him actually light a pipe since ‘43. The smell wasn’t for others. It was for him—a ghost of simpler times when his lungs weren’t staging a slow-motion rebellion.

“Estelle,” he said, tugging at his cuff as they stepped onto the showroom floor of Cactus CHEV-OLDS, “this is it. This is the future they’ve been promising.”

Estelle Lancaster was built like a woman who knew how to carry a roast out of the oven without flinching. Sturdy, but with curves in the right places, and a mouth that always seemed to be one whispered opinion away from starting an argument she’d already won. Her hair was pinned tight enough to hold up steel girders, and her lipstick was a shade of red that could stop traffic—or at least a milk delivery truck. She smelled like Cashmere Bouquet soap and Aqua Net, with just the faintest linger of last night’s fried chicken grease, no matter how many times she washed her hands. Hers was a scent that said: I have opinions, I have coupons, and I dare you to question either.

And there it sat, under the gleam of 100-watt bulbs and the proud gaze of Ed “Rocket” Rochester, Fort Stockton’s most overly caffeinated car salesman.

Ed “Rocket” Rochester had a build like a fence post: narrow, sun-dried, and just slightly splintery at the edges. His tie was wide, his grin wider, and his scalp showed more than it used to, but he combed his remaining hair like he still believed in miracles. Rocket smelled like Vitalis, Brylcreem, and the slow-rolling fear that this might be the month he didn’t make quota. There was always something electric in his presence—a twitchy, citrusy musk of lemon aftershave and flop sweat—the smell of a man who lived on black coffee and the edge of panic.

“Folks,” Rocket beamed, arms out like he was introducing the Pope, “the 1948 Oldsmobile Futuramic 98 Convertible. Newest thing on four wheels. Safety glass, power windows, Hydra-Matic transmission. You could run this baby into a brick wall and live to write a letter about it!”

Estelle, in her navy day dress and new Red Cross pumps, tilted her head just enough to suggest doubt but not enough to invite correction. “I don’t plan on running into any brick walls, Mr. Rochester.”

Rocket grinned, unfazed. “Nobody does, ma’am. But peace of mind’s worth every penny.”

Fred adjusted his hat, pretending not to notice the monthly payment board behind the sales desk. The numbers were big enough to haunt dreams. One hundred and thirteen dollars a month. More than his last vacation to Galveston. More than two months of groceries. More than his sense of fiscal sanity could swallow without a shot of bourbon.

But Lord, it was beautiful.

The hood stretched out like the bow of the Queen Mary, and the rear fenders swelled as though Henry Ford himself had gotten into bourbon and a sketchpad.

Rocket rapped on the windshield like he was knocking on the door of destiny. “Safety glass. Laminated. No more face full of razor blades if you hit a stray cow on Highway 285.”

Fred nodded, impressed despite himself. “Good. Cows been looking at me funny lately.”

Estelle ignored both of them and circled the car like she was considering taking it home and naming it.

“Burgundy leather and tan broadcloth interior,” Rocket continued. “Eight-cylinder engine. One hundred and fifteen horsepower. Hydra-Matic transmission. Automatic, Mr. Lancaster. The same technology that won the war.”

Fred cleared his throat. “I’m pretty sure the Marines won the war, Ed.”

Rocket’s grin didn’t falter. “Them too.”

Estelle settled into the driver’s seat, smoothing her skirt with deliberate care. “Fred, it’s got a clock.”

Fred peered over the dashboard. “We’ve got a clock at home. It sits on top of the Philco and never tells the right time.”

“This one lights up at night.”

“That right, Rocket?”

“Lights up like Times Square on New Year’s Eve.”

Fred whistled low. “That’s something.”

They both knew why they were really there.

Because things were changing too fast.

Because the war was over but the cough Fred couldn’t shake wasn’t.

Because Estelle had started paying more attention to advertisements in Life and Ladies’ Home Journal, and Fred—despite himself—had started noticing how many of his friends were putting their wives behind the wheels of new cars, like victory medals that had come late in the mail.

And because neither of them could stomach another Sunday afternoon parked outside Frontier Ford, staring at the RoadRunner Estates sign and wondering what it would be like to have a real driveway.

“Private telephone service is coming, too,” Estelle said, as if reading his mind. “No more party lines.”

Fred winced. “Which means a higher bill.”

“Which means we’re moving up in the world.”

Rocket pounced like a preacher sensing a conversion. “Tell you what, folks. You give me ten percent down—just two hundred seventy-five bucks—and I’ll have this beauty delivered to your house before your neighbor finishes mowing his lawn.”

Fred scratched his chin. “Two seventy-five.”

“Plus tax, title, and license.”

“Of course.”

Fred thought about the JC Penney account Estelle hadn’t mentioned yet. He thought about the paint peeling off their front porch and the cracked linoleum in the kitchen.

He also thought about how this car could turn heads on Stockton Square.

“Fred?” Estelle’s voice softened.

He turned.

“I want to drive it to Odessa next month. For my sister’s birthday.”

Fred sighed. It wasn’t the worst idea she’d had. That honor belonged to the canned salmon casserole from February.

Rocket sensed the moment hanging in the air like a held breath. “Look, folks, I’m not saying it’s cheap. I’m saying it’s worth it. The future’s here. This is America’s car for America’s new beginning. Television’s coming to every home. We’ve cracked the atom. Jackie Robinson’s playing ball. Women are back in the kitchen, and nobody’s gonna fight over anything important ever again. This country’s on a roll!”

Fred laughed. “That so?”

Rocket nodded, solemn as a pastor. “The only thing left to invent now is flying cars. Or ones that drive themselves. But until then… this is as close to the future as you’ll get.”

Fred reached for Estelle’s hand, giving it the kind of squeeze that meant: We’re about to make a decision we’ll regret, but we’ll do it together.

“Write it up, Ed,” Fred said. “Before I come to my senses.”

Estelle beamed.

The salesman rushed off like a man on fire, leaving behind the faint scent of lemon sweat and desperation.

As they sat in the Chariot Red convertible, Fred stared through the split windshield at the sun dipping behind the courthouse. The world outside kept spinning, full of big promises and small warnings.

Somewhere inside him, under the pride and the war-worn optimism, the cough waited.

But for now, Fred let it sit.

Estelle flipped on the Super Deluxe AM radio.

And for one perfect moment, the future felt like theirs.



One response to “FUTURMATIC”

  1. For a minute there, I thought the sign behind the salesman’s head read “HYDRA-MATIC DRIVE! THE ADIOSMOBILE”. Which would have been apt if Fred and Estelle had waited until 1949 and bought their 98 with the new Rocket V8.

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