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THE LAST CIGAR FOR DeSOTO


The African mahogany conference table stretched the length of Chrysler’s boardroom in Highland Park, polished to a shine that looked wet. On most days that table was a launching pad—men with new-model smiles sending ideas into orbit. Today it felt like a pew after a funeral. The ice clinked like teeth. The cigars tasted like last chances.

Glossy eight-by-tens of the 1960 DeSoto line were scattered across the center like a winning hand no one could bring himself to play. Fireflite and Adventurer—final-year royalty—gleamed in glacier white, metallic blue, and tidy two-tones. Thin pillars made the roofs float. A crisp side spear pulled the eye down the flanks. Inside, red-and-ivory benches and bright chrome invited you to sit straighter than you usually did. The brochure promised “A Proud New Face of Progress.”

The men read the copy the way a doctor reads a chart after the family has left the room.

President Lynn Townsend broke the quiet. “Gentlemen,” he said without drama, “the new DeSotos launch in four weeks. They are handsome cars. Distinctive. But the numbers don’t lie.”

George Love from Sales pinched his tie like it had slipped. “We’ve given the Fireflite everything,” he said. “Unibody—lighter, tighter, safer. Torsion-Aire up front—rides level, corners flat. The Turbo-Flash 361 V-8: 295 horsepower, stout torque, four-barrel available. TorqueFlite with push-buttons you can work with a glove. Power steering and brakes. Swivel seats if a lady prefers not to wrangle her skirts. Options out the ears: Autopilot speed control, Sure-Grip differential, signal-seeking radio, air conditioning.”

“And in showrooms?” Townsend asked.

“In showrooms we’re a riddle.” Love tapped dealer letters. “Plymouth wants to be affordable, Dodge wants to be family, Chrysler wants to be respectable—and DeSoto is told to be all three at once, at a price that makes nobody certain what they’re buying.”

Virgil Exner, styling chief, rolled his cigar like a lug nut. “Styling isn’t the sin,” he said. “The 1960 reads clean. No clown teeth. Full-width horizontal grille; quad lamps paired without fuss. The side spear is single and crisp. The fins are architecture, not carnival. Inside we light the dials with electroluminescent glow—soft green that doesn’t glare at a man on a midnight road. The push-buttons feel like quality. The whole car speaks diction.”

“The market’s not listening,” Finance said, voice paper-thin. “Rambler sells economy as virtue. The Studebaker Lark lets a man save a grand. Volkswagen sold 100,000 of those toys. Their owners brag how little they spent; our owners whisper what they paid.”

“Battleships won the war,” Townsend said.

“Not the peace,” Exner answered.

Arjay Temple, VP for regional operations, sat with a photo of a white Fireflite angled toward him. He’d been quiet so long the cigarette beside him had died. “Marfa,” he said.

Half the men looked up.

“Fall of ’39, district championship,” Arjay went on. “Jim Bowie High, the Fightin’ Knives. We went into the fourth quarter down twenty-one. Drops, picks, a fumble that bounced off our fullback’s heel like it had somewhere else to be. Coach called a reverse flea-flicker and sent in a freshman with peach fuzz. The kid threw a prayer and the whole town lost its mind. We scored. It was brave. And the clock still beat us.”

“You’re suggesting we are that pass?” Townsend asked.

“I’m suggesting we’re out of clock,” Arjay said. “And we still owe the game our best throw.”

They turned to what could be turned. Quality—the headline for the wrong reasons two years ago—had been mended. The paint chemistry was right, panel gaps pulled tight, wind noise tamed. Unibody construction made the car feel carved from one piece. Torsion-Aire’s long bars kept the nose from diving and the body from listing. The 361’s torque came in early. Bendix power brakes shortened stops. The Adventurer’s 383 brought 305 horsepower standard, with optional Power Pack and Ram-Charge tunes for still more output. Add Sure-Grip and a man could pull away clean on a wet crown. Add factory air and his wife wouldn’t hate July. Add Autopilot and the road to the lake shrank by an hour of fidgeting.

“Gentlemen,” Love said, “if equipment alone sold cars, we’d need a bigger parking lot.”

“But equipment doesn’t sell identity,” Finance replied. “We stacked brands like plates at a church supper and told people to pick one without saying what dish belonged underneath.”

“They’ve been with us since 1928,” said a man from Purchasing, older than the rest, as if the age of the name should carry the day.

“Edsel’s been with Ford since ’58,” Love returned. “And I’m hearing they’re about to turn off the lights after the ’60s. A quarter of a billion to teach the country a new word for mistake. If Dearborn’s bonfire is brighter than ours, the papers will write their jokes there.”

Townsend slid a packet into the middle of the table. “Dealer obligations,” he said. “We owe them a line this year, likely one more to unwind decently. If we fold the tent, we do it with courtesy. No panic.”

“What will they say about us?” Purchasing asked.

“That we read the road and signaled before we merged,” Townsend said. “Or that we were late. History can be a generous stenographer or a bored one.”

They flipped another photo and the Fireflite looked back with cool, mid-century confidence. Exner couldn’t help himself; he became a man talking about someone he loved. “Note the roof,” he said, tapping without smudging. “Thin A-pillars, wraparound windshield, a C-pillar that lands light. The quarter carries the fin like a line carried through a sentence. Taillamps set in chromed bezels like jewelry without noise.”

“And inside,” he went on, “the panel glows instead of glares. The numerals sit in soft green. Push-buttons fall under the left hand; no hunting. The radio can be had with a signal-seeker—touch the bar and the station finds you. Swivel seats ease a lady in. The bench has a fold-down armrest so truces can be declared. We are not bullying anyone with this car. We are welcoming them.”

Arjay looked at the red-and-ivory interior and, unhelpfully, saw Fort Stockton: courthouse square, a breeze pushing red dust along the curb, a boy with Brylcreem deciding whether he could afford both gasoline and courage. Beverly pretending not to look while absolutely looking. The door closing with a tight, respectable thunk; the green dial glow on a two-lane at nine p.m.; the hum of a V-8 that didn’t have to prove anything. For a beat he wasn’t an executive in Detroit; he was a kid with his elbow out the window, the town sliding by like a movie he finally starred in.

“Mercy,” he said without meaning to.

“Mileage?” Finance asked.

“No,” Arjay smiled. “Something else.”

They moved, because meetings must, to the launch. Last year’s copy had been too clever; this year’s would be plain. Dealer kits would lead with interiors, not fins. Technical bulletins would underline the improvements that mattered: quieter cabin measured in decibels; shorter stops with revised brake calibrations; a cleaner TorqueFlite kickdown. Order guides would be simplified so a salesman in Amarillo could spec a car without a prayer book. And the cover photo—Exner insisted—would be white over red.

“Honesty is our last luxury,” he said.

“Honesty it is,” Townsend answered.

When the hour got thin and the scotch lower, someone brought up Valiant. Heads tipped like flowers toward sun. The freshman trick play: a compact that would speak thrift without apology. “It’s a good car,” Exner said. “It will be better in two years. But it cannot answer the question we asked DeSoto to answer and then changed the wording on.”

“And the Windsor?” Love asked.

“A fine way for Chrysler to tell a man he can afford a Chrysler,” Finance said. “And a fine way to tell DeSoto it cannot afford to exist.”

No one called for a vote. They agreed to proceed, prudently, with coordination. They agreed to keep chins where chins belong.

“Let’s go see the car,” Townsend said.

Down the corridor—the building smelled of paste and hot metal—they entered the product room. Under a linen shroud, a Fireflite waited like a horse under a parade blanket. The porter drew the cover with a stagehand’s flourish and folded it like a flag.

Glacier white. A pale blue spear. Wheel covers bright enough to show you your doubts. Thin C-pillars. A trunk long enough for a week of groceries or a barrel of regret.

The door opened. The red-and-ivory interior met them like a lobby with a concierge. Chrome where the hand expected it. A thin, formal wheel. Push-buttons lined up like tidy ideas: R-N-D-2-1. A long, calm speedometer. A clock that ticked.

Arjay slid in. The vinyl squeaked the way new things do. He turned the key. The 361 took a breath, coughed once, settled into a low, even lope. The torsion bars let the body give a polite nod. He touched the throttle and the car answered without argument.

“She is a handsome thing,” Townsend said at the fender, softer than his job title encouraged. “Would a country that buys a million Beetles buy this again?”

“Enough would,” Arjay said, knowing hope can be a habit.

They stood a while, listening to a future that did not include the sound they heard. Then the porter killed the engine, and the room swallowed the silence.

That night Arjay wrote a letter, longhand, to a dealer back in Fort Stockton. “Dear Moxley,” he began. He did not write brace yourself. He wrote, “We are going to give you the finest cars we know how to build,” and “Tell Beverly the red-and-white interior is as pretty as lipstick.” He mentioned Sure-Grip and caliche mud behind the Piggly Wiggly. He promised Autopilot would hold a steady sixty-five across the flats to Alpine. He tucked the white-over-red glossy inside like a benediction.

He poured one finger of something brown and stepped onto that chalked field in ’39 in his mind. Coach’s voice: Boys, we aren’t owed a victory, but we owe the game everything we’ve got left in us. Rules travel, he thought. So does duty.

The next morning the boardroom looked brighter only because the sun had moved. They worked the launch again. Dealer nights would be short on adjectives and long on specifics. Press kits would emphasize unibody strength and shorter stopping distances. Swivel seats would get a line, not a paragraph. Fins would be page four. There would be a family photo, the father in a plain suit with a faint “paid for” smile.

Before they adjourned, Townsend closed his folder. “We do not apologize for what we have made,” he said. “We do not sneer at the people who want smaller. We do not pretend identity is minor. We build the best last year of DeSoto we know how to build. If we owe a ’61 to our dealers, we make it tighter still. And then we let a good name rest.”

Men put papers into leather. Chairs sighed. A secretary arrived with a stack of fresh releases; another set down a tray of coffee. Through the glass, the drafting room was a hundred heads bent over vellum, French curves catching light, clay bucks gathering fingerprints. Good people, Arjay thought.

On his desk, the press release waited: DESOTO FOR 1960—RIGHT-SIZED LUXURY WITH NEW UNIBODY STRENGTH. He edited a sentence to remove thrilling, replaced it with quiet words. He added a line about the electroluminescent panel to reassure night drivers. He changed “America’s favorite push-button drive” to “easy fingertip control.” He scrawled a note to Legal about seat-belt language, another to Purchasing about Sure-Grip supply for mountain states, and a third to PR about where to place the engine choices.

At noon he ate a sandwich like a task. A young engineer nearby talked about Valiant with that excited, slightly defensive tone people use for babies who look like their uncles. Arjay wished them well. He had loved plenty that turned out smaller than he wanted.

On the way back he cut through the service bay where a Fireflite sat with its hood up for photos. A mechanic with baseball-bat forearms had his hands in the 361 and was smiling a little. “She’s a good one,” the man said. “Torquey. Doesn’t act drunk when you lift.”

“Be a shame,” he added, not saying what.

“Build her tight,” Arjay said.

“Yes, sir,” the man said, and meant it.

The day ended—too quickly—with a stack of new papers breeding from the old. As he shrugged into his coat, Arjay glanced at the glossy tucked into his blotter. The white car looked back with the same calm as before, the kind that made a man stand a little straighter. He slid the photo into his inside pocket.

Outside, Detroit wore its winter face. Breath showed. Tires hissed. He passed a Rambler with a pram in the trunk, a Volkswagen nosed into a snowbank, a Chrysler Windsor idling square and self-satisfied. America had room for all three feelings, he thought: thrift, simplicity, and the need to feel like a million bucks once in a while.

In his apartment he loosened his tie and turned on a ballgame just to hear the voices. A secretary somewhere was re-ribboning a typewriter. A dealer in Amarillo was levering open a crate. A shipping clerk was chalking a VIN on a board. The world did not pause for sentiment; it kept carrying boxes.

He drafted one last paragraph for the dealer speech. “Gentlemen,” he typed, “we built you a beautiful car, and we will not lie to you about the wind.” He let that sit, then added, “The people who buy a 1960 DeSoto will buy it because it makes them feel like themselves at their best. Not every year can promise that. This one can.”

When he turned out the lamp, he dreamed two sounds layered together: the clean click of push-buttons under a fingertip and a coach’s whistle behind him asking for one more good play before the clock ran down.

In the morning he would take the speech to be copied, sign the dealer letters, call Moxley in Fort Stockton and make sure Beverly had sat in that red-and-ivory car. He would stand by the product without bragging. He would keep faith with a name that had done right by a lot of American kitchens and driveways. He would be, he told himself, the kind of man who takes a loss like a craftsman and not like a gossip.

And when, not long from now, a different meeting in a different room used a different word for the same goodbye, he’d keep the glossy in his pocket and the habit of hope in his mouth like a peppermint. Because a good failure still has a human face, and sometimes it looks exactly like a man who stayed late at a desk, moved three adjectives, and went downstairs to tell a mechanic, kindly and with conviction, “Build her tight.”



5 responses to “THE LAST CIGAR FOR DeSOTO”

  1. So, what was the problem – too crowded marketplace?
    I barely remember DeSota’s back in the day. Chevrolet and Ford ruled the market. Cadillacs were for rich people. For me, Chrysler was an unknown. No one would buy a Rambler but a fuddy-duddy grandpa.

  2. The step sister who for whom you arranged a Blind Date, the original 1960 Valiant kind of grows on you, much like the pooch of unknown parentage who becomes a favorite – unexpected appearance and seemingly a bit ungainly, but somehow she outsmarts purebreds, learns your mannerisms, anticipates maneuvering, and after adding a bit of extra “junk in the trunk”, becomes “Neutral-Handling”, and thanks to Torsion-Aire Ride, she corners flatter than anything short of my Lotus Super-7. She just keeps coming back for more despite abuse and minimal maintenance.
    I surprised a lot of folks Rallyeing and Autocross in North Jersey back in the mid 1960s, what with my Brit toys down almost as much as not (abuse notwithstanding).

  3. Combining true Luxury with hot performance, just a notch below the extreme Top of the line – kind of like LaSalle two decades prior. Both appear to be corporate decisions favoring the more expensive line. My brother’s clarinet and sax teacher Bought a brand new 1957 De Soto Adventurer The day it hit the showroom in September 1956,and enjoyed the heck out of smoking the rear tires, to the extent that he needed a new pair of tires before the month was out. To this very day, I still would jump at the chance to own and drive a forward look De Soto, preferably a white and gold convertible or in my dreams, a white 58 imperial convertible with white or red leather seats, white top, and of course A/C.
    We remember that era of Chrysler corporation As the engineering company, but for a while, they really sold style and sizzle, at least to me!

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