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HIGHWAY TO THE HEART OF IT


The ’60 Fairlane 500 rolled into Fort Stockton like a tired preacher’s sermon—dusty, low, and held together by conviction and a few well-placed prayers. The black hood was sun-scorched matte, the coral body faded but proud, the whitewalls chalky as communion wafers. Out back, the chrome letters still spelled Fairlane in a crooked grin that said it had seen some things.
Inside sat the man who’d driven a thousand miles just to see if the town was real.

The Long Road South

He went by Pete, though his online handle on the blog was FairlaneFaithful. For nearly three years, he’d followed every post—from Lucinda’s diner gossip to Rusty Hammer’s hardware wisdom, from Hairless B29’s adventures in theatrical blasphemy to Sister Thelma’s occasional calls for restraint. Somewhere between the Lucky Lady Lounge’s last call and Grounds for Divorce’s first pot of coffee, Pete had fallen for Fort Stockton.

The car had a small-block 292 under the hood and a whine in third gear, but it was faithful. Granted, that doesn’t hold the mythical sway of a 223 Mileage Maker Six, but it fills out the real estate under that massive flat hood. He’d left Pennsylvania with a cooler of Dr Peppers, a folded Rand McNally, and the firm belief that Texas skies were larger because they had to hold all the stories.

He crossed the Red River at dawn and stopped only for gas, photos, and a few strange looks at truck stops where folks couldn’t tell if his Fairlane was art, irony, or a cry for help.
By the time he rolled down Governor Ann Richards Boulevard, the town shimmered in the heat like a promise someone from Pennsylvania could barely imagine.

Welcome Wagon at Grounds for Divorce

Lucinda spotted him first—a coral-and-white apparition easing into a diagonal slot in front of her café.
“Well, butter my griddle,” she said, wiping her hands on her apron. “That thing looks like it’s been dipped in nostalgia and left to dry on a prayer.”

Rusty Hammer, sipping his coffee at the counter, squinted through the window. “’60 Fairlane, ain’t it? You can tell by those tailfins—like a duck mid-argument with gravity. Good Lord, I thought the Captain had the last one in captivity.”

Pete stepped inside, smelling like heat and optimism. “Ma’am,” he said, tipping his worn Steelers cap, “I reckon I’ve finally made it.”
Lucinda poured him a mug before he could sit. “You’re the fella from the comments, ain’t you? FairlaneFaithful? Well, Lord love a carburetor. You’re real.”
Rusty grinned. “Guess we’ll have to stop making fun of your spelling now.”
They laughed, and Pete knew he’d come to the right place.

Pilgrimage and Pancakes

Over bacon and eggs, Pete explained how he’d found the blog one night while rebuilding his carb. He’d read about Lucinda’s Bunn-O-Matic that never quit, Rusty’s stubborn kindness, and how Trixie ran her salon like the Marines ran boot camp. He’d followed every chapter, every vehicle, until Fort Stockton felt like a second hometown.

Lucinda leaned on the counter. “So you came all this way just to see it?”
“Yes, ma’am. Figured I’d pay my respects—like church, but with better stories and less guilt.”
Rusty pointed his fork. “Then you’ll need the full tour. Lucky Lady tonight. Maybe Hairless’ll buy you a beer. If not, I’ll make him feel bad about it. Guilt works just as well in a bar as it does in church.”
Pete nodded, grinning. “And the church up on the hill? Drove by it earlier. Sunlight hit the cross just so—near took my breath away.”
Lucinda’s eyes softened. “That’s Our Lady of Immeasurable Concern. Lotta prayers been tested there. You’ll fit right in.”

Evening at the Lucky Lady

The Lucky Lady Lounge still looked like redemption with a cover charge. Its neon script buzzed against the twilight, and the jukebox was already playing something slow enough to make bad ideas sound good.

Hairless B29 sat near the end of the bar, nursing a Lone Star longneck and lecturing a confused ranch hand about Shakespeare’s mastery of metaphor. “Macbeth wasn’t about ambition,” he was saying. “It was about lousy impulse control.”

Rusty introduced Pete with a slap on the back. “This here’s the pilgrim from Pennsylvania. Drove that coral Fairlane y’all might’ve seen outside.”
Hairless perked up. “You the one parked crooked? You’re blocking my view of Trixie’s reflection.”
“Sorry,” Pete said. “She looks better in person anyway.”
Trixie, overhearing, winked. “Don’t you worry, sugar. Most things in this town do.”

Pete took a stool. “You folks make it feel like I’ve been reading a living novel.”
“That’s ’cause you have,” Hairless said. “And now you’re in it. Careful—some of us don’t survive the edits.”
They laughed until last call.

Morning Reflections and Motor Oil

Pete woke at the Naughty Pine Motel—Room 4, the one with the flickering lamp and a Gideon Bible that had seen more than its share of apologies. He stepped outside to find the Fairlane catching the early sun, dew glinting on its worn hood.
He ran a hand along the fender. “We made it, old girl.”

The parking lot smelled of mesquite and coffee. Across the street, Sister Thelma was loading boxes into her van marked OUR LADY OF IMMEASURABLE CONCERN. She waved.
“You that boy who came to see the town?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, bless your radiator. Hope you brought extra oil—we convert more folks with leaks than sermons.”
Pete laughed. “I reckon I’m already halfway converted.”

Down at Rusty Hammer Hardware

By midday he’d found himself wandering Rusty’s store—part hardware, part museum, all personality. The place smelled like WD-40 and unsolicited advice.
Rusty handed him a cold Coke. “Word is you’re planning to drive back tomorrow. I say stay a day longer. There’s a meet-up at Earl’s Salvage & Formalwear tonight—couple of us bringing our rides.”
Pete nodded. “Wouldn’t miss it.”

He spent the afternoon helping Rusty organize a shelf that hadn’t been touched since the Reagan years, swapping stories about rust, redemption, and the impossible cost of chrome.
“You ever think about repainting her?” Rusty asked.
Pete smiled. “Nah. She earned every scar. Besides, perfect paint makes me nervous.”
Rusty nodded solemnly. “That’s the spirit of Fort Stockton right there. Imperfect, persistent, and prettier than it has any right to be.”

The Gathering at Earl’s

That evening, the gravel lot behind Earl’s Salvage & Formalwear came alive—headlights glowing, hoods propped open, laughter spilling out like gasoline fumes.
Trixie showed up in her white ’60 Buick Electra, top down, hair defying the laws of physics. Hairless rolled in his ’58 Impala, gleaming like sin after confession. Even Lucinda made an appearance, apron swapped for a denim jacket that read Coffee, Confidence, and Common Sense.

Pete’s Fairlane drew a small crowd. Kids circled it like it was a spaceship from an era that still believed in better tomorrows.
Earl squinted. “Had no idea there were two of these darn things. I see you went for the triple-tone instead of all Wimbledon White.” He may or may not have spit some tobacco juice at that point—the lighting was dim. “You drove that all the way here?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Hell, son, you got more faith than brakes.”

They roared with laughter, and Pete felt something settle in his chest—that rare kind of peace that comes from being exactly where you’re supposed to be.
Hairless leaned in. “You know, you’re kind of famous around here. Folks been reading your comments for years.”
Pete blinked. “Comments? Shoot, I thought nobody noticed.”
Lucinda smiled. “We noticed. Every one of them. You were part of the family before you ever got here.”

A Night Under West Texas Stars

Later, the cars lined up under the wide Fort Stockton sky—fins, chrome, and faded dreams glinting in the moonlight. Someone fired up the jukebox Earl had rigged to a generator, and “Blue Bayou” floated through the warm air.
Trixie danced barefoot on the gravel, Hairless kept time on the hood, and Rusty toasted the night with a bottle of Pearl Beer.

Pete leaned against his Fairlane, eyes tracing the horizon. “Feels like I’ve driven clean off the map,” he said.
Lucinda joined him, handing over a slice of pie she’d packed “for emergencies.”
“Welcome home, sweetheart,” she said.
He nodded, chewing slowly, the taste of cinnamon and diesel smoke mixing like communion. “Guess I finally found my kind of church.”

The Road Back

At sunrise, Pete packed up. The Fairlane coughed once, then settled into a lazy idle. Rusty, Lucinda, and Hairless stood in the parking lot, waving like kinfolk.
Lucinda handed him a to-go cup. “Next time, don’t wait three years.”
Rusty added, “And bring some Pennsylvania rust. We’re running low.”
Hairless smirked. “You write about this in the comments, make sure you spell my name right.”
Pete grinned. “Don’t worry. Y’all already wrote most of it.”

He eased the Fairlane onto Highway 285, the sun rising behind him, chrome catching the light. The town shrank in the rearview mirror but stayed large in his heart—Fort Stockton, where every car had a soul and every stranger had a story.

On the bench seat beside him sat a box of gifts the good folks of Fort Stockton had sent him home with, the cardboard softened from being handled too much, like it had already made a few sentimental laps before settling in beside him.

Chad, acting manager of the Piggly Wiggly, had kicked in a key chain for the Fairlane 500—heavy enough to feel like responsibility—and a cap to keep the West Texas sun from cooking his last good idea clean off his scalp. Earl, from Earl’s Salvage Yard and Formalwear, had contributed a loosely interpreted 1960 Ford, inspired by something special from the back row of Fords out at his place, the kind of thing that had lived hard, survived worse, and still smelled faintly of old oil and second chances.

Pastor Peterson had included an etching of Gullwing and said, quietly and with conviction, “God’s love has no better metaphor than how you love your favorite dog.” Hank parted with a pair of treasured Pearl Beer mini-glasses from the Lucky Lady, polished like relics. “Moderation in all things,” he said, “even the ones that leave you wanting more.” It was the kind of line Hank used when he knew damn well moderation had already left town.

Mayor Goodman had swung by late, all capped teeth and dyed hair, leaning in like they were sharing a secret. He offered—half joking, half hustling—to sell him the keys to the city. Not give. Sell. There was talk of plaques, ceremonies, and “future considerations,” all delivered in a tone that suggested cash preferred and receipts optional. The whole thing sounded like a cross between a grift and a scam, with Goodman growing increasingly vague the more questions were asked. He declined politely, the way you do when you don’t want to end up owing favors that come due at inconvenient hours.

Roger from Frontier Ford—Home of the Straight Shootin’ Deal—slipped in a reproduction MILEAGE MAKER 6 sticker, a reminder that horsepower was a fine thing so long as you remembered it could get away from you if you weren’t paying attention. And there at the bottom of the box, tucked in with intentional care and bent just enough at the corner to suggest it had been handled slowly, sat a Rice Krispies Treat.

He smiled, thinking about that brief, unmistakably intentional encounter with Trixie behind the Klip-N-Dye. The dryers had been humming, the radio playing something syrupy and unnecessary. Trixie had leaned in close enough to make a point of not touching him, her perfume doing most of the work, her voice low and practiced. She knew exactly what she was doing. She always did. The door had stayed cracked—just enough light spilling through to make it improper without making it public—and she’d smiled like she was filing something away for later use.

The fact that she’d commemorated the moment by slipping the MEGA SIZE version into the box wasn’t subtle. It was deliberate. A sugary, oversized reminder with a weight to it—something that said I remember, you remember, and we both know how close that door came to closing. Just enough innocence left on the wrapper to pass inspection, and just enough implication to keep him warm all the way home.

He left it unopened on the seat beside him, figuring some gifts were better enjoyed later, when the house was quiet and there was no one around to pretend they didn’t know exactly what it meant.

As the road unspooled ahead, he reached over and patted the dash.
“Well, old girl,” he said softly, “looks like we’re part of it now.”

The Fairlane hummed its approval—a low, steady tune that carried him north, chasing the horizon with a full tank of gratitude and a heart tuned to West Texas frequency.

And all I got to do was hear about it secondhand. Another devoted reader. Another 1960 Fairlane 500. And I was out of town—driven up to Archer City for the Larry McMurtry Candlelight Tour of North Texas Public Libraries Benefiting Struggling Writers.

FairlaneFaithful, if you’re reading this, give me some advance warning next time.



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