
By Friday afternoon, Fort Stockton had the look it gets right before something goes sideways.
The sun sat up there like a brass sheriff’s badge, stern and shiny, and the wind came off the Davis Mountains carrying that dry perfume of creosote, warm asphalt, and faint regret. You could feel it in the courthouse square, in the way folks lingered an extra second at the stop sign like they were listening for a warning. You could taste it in the iced tea at Grounds for Divorce, where the lemon wedges always looked like they’d been through a divorce themselves. You could hear it in the distant mutter of I-10, the interstate humming its endless sermon: Go on now. Keep moving. Don’t look back.
But Fort Stockton, bless its stubborn heart, has never been good at not looking back. Not when the whole weekend had been booked solid with the kind of entertainment that makes a town forget its own manners.
On paper, it looked like civic progress.
In reality, it looked like four separate disasters with drum kits.
The Silver Slipper Supper Club had Trilly booked for a Saturday night set, a full-length performance built around her album Doin’ The Crawdad. If you didn’t know Trilly, the name alone should’ve warned you. Trilly didn’t sing so much as she declared, with her chin cocked and her eyes daring you to argue. Her album cover was taped up behind the Slipper’s little stage bar, showing her posed by some creek pretending to be caught mid-crawdad, like a lady who’d been raised right but decided to make a sport out of the opposite.

The Cattle Baron Hotel restaurant had landed Susan Machan, riding high on her hot new record, This Is Me. That cover had her in a red outfit that could’ve set a church bulletin on fire. She smiled like she’d already won the argument, and the necklace around her neck had the look of something that had been purchased on purpose, not prayed for. The Baron’s management considered this “classy.”

Lucky Lady Lounge, naturally, went for the full tilt: Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks, weekend run. If you’ve ever watched a room full of respectable folks lose their traction all at once, Dan Hicks is the sound of it happening. It’s swing with a grin. It’s misbehavior in a sport coat. It’s the kind of music that makes a married man suddenly remember he owns a comb.

And then Second Baptist, not to be outdone, had Brother Bob’s big finale: a paid guest appearance by Peter Chubb, who’d be “performing selections” from his latest album My Magnificent Organ at the conclusion of Brother Bob’s sermon series on the Song of Solomon.
If that sentence didn’t make you blink twice, you either grew up in a tent revival or you’ve been hit in the head with a hymnbook.
Brother Bob had been preaching Solomon all month, and it had the congregation doing strange arithmetic with metaphors. “My beloved is unto me…” had turned into a whole lot of coughing and adjusting collars. The ushers were sweating. The deacons were suddenly very interested in the parking lot. Sister Ruth had written “PRAY FOR US” in the margins of her Bible so aggressively the ink bled through to Psalms.
And now, to close the series, Brother Bob was bringing in a man named Peter Chubb—an organ man with an album cover showing him leaning on a home organ like he’d just built it out of pride and low-grade temptation. The title alone had the youth pastor considering a career change.

So the town braced itself.
What nobody expected was that all of them—Trilly, Susan Machan, Dan Hicks’s whole outfit, Peter Chubb, and a handful of managers, roadies, and “personal friends” who always show up like thunderheads—would check into the Naughty Pine Motel.
The Naughty Pine wasn’t fancy. It was barely legal, depending on which room you got and how much you believed in mildew. The sign out front buzzed like a nervous insect. The pool was either too cold or too warm, never in between. The ice machine made sounds like it was trying to confess. And the lobby had that particular smell of pine cleaner, cigarette ghosts, and secrets that had been told quietly at 2:00 a.m. then repeated loudly at 10:00.
Leon, the manager, called it “hospitality.”
Everyone else called it “where stories go to hatch.”
By dusk, the motel parking lot looked like a parade of questionable decisions. Dan Hicks’s folks rolled in first, all hair and instruments and cool, the kind of group that made the soda machine look uncool just by existing. Their van parked crooked like it had opinions. Somebody leaned a guitar case against the railing and it stayed there like it had a mortgage.
Susan Machan arrived next, in something large and comfortable that made no attempt at modesty, like she’d decided air conditioning was her true religion. She stepped out wearing sunglasses even though the sun had already started clocking out. The motel office dimmed a little, like it was embarrassed.
Peter Chubb came in last among the early birds, in a vehicle that had the calm dignity of a church organ itself: square, quiet, and built to survive the end times. He carried a briefcase, a garment bag, and the serene expression of a man who had never been heckled by a drunk woman in sequins. He nodded politely at Leon like he was checking into a monastery.
Leon, a man who’d seen a lot but understood very little, looked at the reservation list and muttered, “Lord, I need a raise.”
Brother Bob arrived in his own car, not staying overnight but doing a “site check,” which is Baptist code for “I’m going to lurk around and make sure nobody’s having fun wrong.” He walked through the parking lot as if he could smell sin through windshields.
That’s when Dan Hicks’s drummer, a man with a mustache that looked like it had been issued by a government, called out, “Hey preacher man, you here for the organ?”
Brother Bob froze like a deer who’d just heard a rifle cock.
Peter Chubb, passing by with his garment bag, smiled a small, polite smile that said: I have heard this before. I will hear it again. I will still be paid.
And then—late, always late, the way hurricanes are late when the weather man says “sometime tomorrow”—Trilly arrived.



You heard her before you saw her. A 350 V8 doesn’t creep. It announces. It comes in with a throat-clearing rumble, like it’s about to speak its mind. The 1976 Pontiac LeMans Sport Coupe slid into the Naughty Pine lot wearing that bright Metalime Green paint like a dare. White landau roof. Rally II wheels. A nose that looked long enough to reach El Paso. The chrome on the bumpers flashed under the motel lights, and for a split second the whole place looked like a postcard that had been left on a dashboard and faded into something better.
Trilly killed the engine, and the sudden quiet felt personal.
She stepped out in heels that had no business on that gravel, a white pantsuit that looked like it had been cut by someone who understood revenge, and a little hat perched on her hair like she was either a star or a threat. She turned, looked over the car as if checking for blood, then shut the door with a click that sounded like punctuation.
The motel’s neon reflected in the LeMans’s glossy paint. The car sat there like it knew it was the last one to arrive and didn’t apologize.
Leon stared.
“Ma’am,” he said, because it was the only word he could find.
Trilly smiled at him the way a woman smiles at a man who is about to become a footnote.
“You got my room,” she said. Not a question.
Leon checked his clipboard like it might rescue him. “Yes, ma’am. Room Seven.”
“That’s good,” Trilly said. “I don’t sleep in even numbers. They make me dream about taxes.”
And then she walked into the office and signed her name with the flourish of someone who’d been signing checks for trouble for a long time.
That was when the weekend truly began.
Because it’s one thing to have talent in a town. Fort Stockton can handle that. We can pat it on the back and offer it pie. We can put it in the newspaper and brag to our cousins.
But it’s another thing entirely to have four kinds of talent collide in one motel parking lot, all of it humming with ego, loneliness, faith, and the faint perfume of bad ideas.
Friday night, Susan Machan took the Cattle Baron stage and did what she did: she made middle-aged men remember their teenage selves, and their wives remember the names of divorce attorneys. Her voice flowed through the restaurant like warm syrup. Couples who’d come in for chicken-fried steak sat straighter, as if posture might save them from temptation. Susan winked at the room, and a glass of iced water tipped over at Table Six as if the hand holding it had temporarily forgotten its duties.
Dan Hicks played later at the Lucky Lady, and the whole bar turned into a loose-limbed confession booth. Boots tapped. Hips remembered they existed. A man in a pearl-snap shirt tried to swing dance with a woman who wasn’t his wife and acted surprised when his wife rearranged his moral compass with a look. Someone lost a ten-dollar bill on a bet about how many times the bassist would say “thank you” like he meant it.
Meanwhile, back at the Naughty Pine, Peter Chubb sat in his room with his portable keyboard, warming up quietly, playing little phrases that sounded like church but also like something you’d hear in a movie right before somebody makes a mistake. He was a gentle man, Chubb. Polite. Precise. He had the clean hands of a musician and the calm eyes of someone who’d turned chaos into chords for a living.
Then Trilly knocked on his door.
Not politely. Not timidly. Like a knock that expected an answer.
Chubb opened it, and there she was, holding a small bottle of something amber and expensive, her lipstick set like a signature.
“Mr. Chubb,” she said.
“Yes, ma’am,” he replied, because a man raised right can feel danger and still be respectful.
“You’re the organ man,” Trilly said.
“I play organ,” he said, cautiously, like he was approaching a phrase that could explode.
Trilly nodded, satisfied. “Good. You’re coming with me.”
Chubb blinked. “Pardon?”
Trilly leaned in a fraction. “Brother Bob’s been preaching Solomon. That’s love poetry. That’s sweat in scripture. And you… you’re gonna play at the end.”
Chubb’s ears reddened the tiniest bit. “I’m providing the music, yes.”
Trilly smiled, slow and wicked. “Well, honey, you don’t close a sermon like that with polite. You close it with truth. I need to hear what you’re planning, because if you’re about to tickle that organ like it’s a Sunday school lesson, you’re going to get people hurt.”
Chubb, despite himself, laughed. It came out surprised. “I… I assure you my selections are appropriate.”
Trilly lifted the bottle. “Then you won’t mind a professional opinion.”
And because the Lord has a sense of humor, and because Peter Chubb had never in his life been commanded by a woman in a pantsuit and a tiny hat, he stepped aside and let her in.
That was the first vow broken that weekend.
Not a wedding vow. Not yet.
Just the quiet vow every decent person makes to themselves that they won’t get involved. That they’ll stay neutral. That they’ll go to bed at a reasonable hour and mind their business.
Trilly broke that vow with the ease of someone snapping a cigarette.
In the motel office, Leon watched them pass and muttered, “That man is about to learn a lesson he didn’t enroll for.”
By Saturday morning, the Naughty Pine had the energy of a storm cellar full of fireworks.
Dan Hicks’s guitarist was outside near the ice machine, trying to find coffee, when Susan Machan stepped out in a robe that looked like it belonged in a magazine. She smiled at him. He smiled back. The world tilted one degree.
A roadie from the Lucky Lady recognized Trilly from a poster and asked for an autograph. She signed his arm and told him to “drink water and quit lying to women.” He nodded like he’d just been baptized.
Brother Bob arrived for a “final rehearsal check” at Second Baptist, and he was already on edge because the motel clerk had told him the words “Trilly” and “organ” in the same sentence.
At church, the sanctuary was cool and dim, that safe hush of carpet and hymnals. Chubb sat at the organ bench, hands poised, posture perfect. Brother Bob paced like a man trying to keep his own imagination from filing complaints.
“All right,” Brother Bob said, “we keep it reverent. We keep it holy. This is the Song of Solomon, yes, but it is scripture, not… not whatever the Lucky Lady is doing.”
From the back pew, Trilly sat with her legs crossed, watching like a hawk in lipstick. She’d come uninvited. Of course she had. Trilly treated invitations like speed limits.
Chubb played a chord. Just a chord. But it rolled out like thunder that had learned manners.
Brother Bob swallowed. “That’s… that’s fine. That’s fine.”
Trilly called out, “Play it like the Lord’s listening and your ex is in the front row.”
Brother Bob spun around. “Sister—”
“Trilly,” she corrected. “I’m not anybody’s sister unless the will says so.”
Chubb, to his credit, didn’t stop playing. He shifted into a progression that shimmered, a little dangerous, a little beautiful. The sound rose into the rafters and hung there like heat.
Brother Bob’s sermon notes fluttered in his hand as if trying to escape.
And right there, in that sanctuary, Peter Chubb realized something that would later change his life: his organ didn’t have to behave.
It could testify.
Saturday night was the fuse.
Trilly did her set at the Silver Slipper and lit the room up like a match dropped in a hay barn. She sang Doin’ The Crawdad with the kind of grin that made married folks look at their hands like they were suddenly guilty. She danced like the creek on her album cover was right there onstage, and every time she leaned into a lyric, the crowd leaned with her, like she had a rope around their hearts.
At the Cattle Baron, Susan Machan finished her set and accepted applause with the confidence of a woman who knew she’d just altered several lives. A man in a suit, wedding ring bright as a warning sign, waited by the kitchen door afterward with that hungry look. His wife, two tables away, pretended not to notice and ordered dessert like sugar could fix betrayal.
Over at the Lucky Lady, Dan Hicks turned the room into a spinning compass where north was whatever felt good. Rusty bets were made. Proud bets. Bets that should’ve been left in the head, not spoken out loud.
By midnight, the Naughty Pine parking lot was a confession booth without a priest.
Somebody’s husband was sitting on the curb talking too close to someone else’s wife. A guitar case lay open like a mouth. Susan Machan stood near the pool, humming to herself, and a man from Dan’s band stood beside her, the two of them looking at the water like it might tell them what to do.
Trilly, smoking like she was powered by nicotine and spite, watched all of it with amusement and the faintest hint of sadness. She knew what crowds did. She knew what songs did. She knew what loneliness did when you gave it rhythm.
Then Brother Bob showed up.
He wasn’t supposed to. He’d gone home after rehearsal, but something in him had started itching, the way conscience itches when it doesn’t trust the room it left behind. So he drove to the motel, stepped out under the buzzing sign, and saw his church’s paid organist standing near the pool with Trilly and a half-circle of musicians like they’d formed a new denomination.
Brother Bob’s eyes landed on Susan Machan.
Then on the man beside her.
Then on the way Susan’s hand rested, casually, on that man’s sleeve.
And Brother Bob, who had preached Solomon for weeks without blinking, suddenly found himself speechless in the face of real human desire. Not scripture. Not metaphor. Not safe. Real.
He opened his mouth and what came out was not a rebuke. Not a sermon. Not even a warning.
It was a whisper, barely audible.
“Oh, Lord.”
Trilly flicked ash and looked at him. “You wanted the Song of Solomon,” she said. “You got it.”
That’s when the bet got lost.
Because earlier, at the Lucky Lady, someone had bet that Brother Bob would never, not in his whole life, look tempted. They’d bet twenty bucks and a pack of Marlboros. The bettor was confident. Smug. The kind of confidence that deserves punishment.
But standing there in the Naughty Pine parking lot, Brother Bob looked at Susan Machan like a man seeing the edge of the world. Like a man realizing that holiness isn’t always clean. Like a man recognizing that the line between “preacher” and “human” is thinner than folks admit.
He didn’t step forward. He didn’t do anything dramatic.
He just stood there, shaken.
And the man who’d made that bet, watching from a balcony with a beer in his hand, whispered, “Well, I’ll be damned,” and knew he’d just lost fair and square.
Then the mayhem hit like a door slamming.
A husband who’d been flirting too loudly got confronted by a wife who’d been quiet too long. Voices rose. A suitcase got thrown. The ice machine sputtered like it was trying to intervene. Somewhere, a motel room door opened and Leon stepped out, wearing his pajama pants and the face of a man who wanted to retire immediately.
“Y’all,” Leon called, like a tired schoolteacher. “Either fight quiet or take it to the highway. People are trying to commit sins in peace.”
Susan Machan started laughing. It was bright and tired and honest, and suddenly it broke the tension like a glass shattering in the right direction. People paused. Someone wiped their eyes. A woman who’d been on the verge of tears put her hand to her mouth like she couldn’t decide whether to cry or join in.
Peter Chubb, standing slightly apart, looked at the scene like he was watching a chord progression unfold in real time. Romance, anger, longing, shame, laughter. All of it layered. All of it true.
Trilly walked over to him and said softly, “Hear that?”
Chubb nodded, because he did. He heard the music in it. Not the performance music. The other kind. The kind that happens when people stop pretending.
“I never wrote anything like this,” he admitted.
Trilly’s eyes softened, just for a second. “Then you better start.”
Sunday morning came with that tired, holy hush after a storm.
Second Baptist filled up anyway, because Fort Stockton will show up to church no matter what it did Saturday night. We might stumble in. We might avoid eye contact. We might sing a little quieter. But we show up.
Brother Bob preached the last sermon of the series with a voice that had changed. Not broken. Not ruined. Just… altered. Like a man who’d seen his own heart in the motel parking lot and decided to stop lying about it.
His sermon wasn’t flashy. It wasn’t mean. It wasn’t a performance.
It was confession.
He talked about desire as something that doesn’t ask permission. About vows as something that can be honored without pretending temptation doesn’t exist. About love as both fire and responsibility, and how Solomon’s words weren’t written for neat people with neat lives.
In the front row, Susan Machan sat with sunglasses on, even inside, hands folded like she was praying or holding herself together. A few rows back, Trilly sat with her chin high, daring the Lord to call her out personally. Dan Hicks and two of his band members sat in the back pew like boys in detention, but their faces were sober.
And then Brother Bob nodded to Peter Chubb.
Chubb stood, walked to the organ, and placed his hands on the keys.
He didn’t play polite.
He played like the room had a heartbeat.
The first notes rolled out slow and deep, a sound that felt like sunrise on the desert. Then he layered something in, a sly little run that made a few older women gasp and a few younger men swallow hard. It wasn’t dirty. It wasn’t cheap.
It was alive.
People started crying without knowing why. Somebody whispered “Jesus” like it was the only word they could find. A teenager in the choir loft looked down at his own hands like he’d just realized they could build a whole life.
And then, as if the music had opened a door, the congregation began to sing. Not a planned hymn. Not something in the bulletin.
Just sound.
A wave of voices, shaky at first, then sure, rising up around Chubb’s organ like the town itself was finally admitting what it always tries to hide: that underneath our jokes and our rules and our “yes ma’ams,” we are all just hearts looking for somewhere to land.
Somewhere in that swell, a woman in the third row started speaking in tongues, and instead of panic, there was only relief, like the language of the soul had finally found a microphone.
Brother Bob closed his eyes.
Trilly smiled.
And Peter Chubb, hands moving, felt a new song forming in him like a storm breaking open.
Later, that afternoon, the Naughty Pine checked out one room at a time. People left with sunglasses and silence. A few couples held hands tighter than they had before. A few didn’t hold hands at all.
Dan Hicks’s van rolled out with a lazy honk.
Susan Machan left without waving, but she paused at her car, looked back at the church steeple in the distance, and for just a second her expression softened like she’d been forgiven by something she hadn’t even confessed to.
Brother Bob drove home slower than usual.
Peter Chubb sat on his bed at the motel with a notebook open, writing titles, phrases, fragments.
Trilly, last to leave as she’d been last to arrive, walked out to her Pontiac LeMans Sport Coupe. The green paint still looked like a dare. The white landau roof still looked clean enough to make trouble feel respectable. She slid behind the wheel, the white interior catching the afternoon light, and turned the key.
The 350 V8 caught with that confident rumble, like it had been waiting on her to decide which road to take.
Chubb stepped out onto the walkway as she backed up.
He lifted a hand. “Ms. Trilly.”
She paused, engine idling. “Yeah, Organ Man?”
He held up his notebook. “I think I have the beginnings of a new album.”
Trilly’s grin widened. “Well, don’t name it something stupid.”
Chubb hesitated. “What would you suggest?”
Trilly leaned her elbow out the window and looked at him over the roofline of that green Pontiac like she was deciding whether to bless him or ruin him.
“Honey,” she said, “after this weekend? After Solomon and the Slipper and Susan in red and Dan swingin’ sins loose and Brother Bob nearly faintin’ in the motel lot?”
She nodded toward his notebook.
“Call it Check-In Time.”
Then she put the LeMans in gear and rolled out, the tires crunching gravel like applause, the exhaust note fading toward I-10, toward the desert, toward whatever new trouble was waiting to be turned into music.
And Fort Stockton, sunburnt and righteous and laughing through its bruises, stood there blinking in the aftermath, feeling oddly clean and oddly haunted, like a town that had just been saved and scandalized in the same breath.












11 responses to “THE WEEKEND THE NAUGHTY PINE ALMOST GOT A RECORD DEAL”
Here’s the thing. For some strange reason, the email from WordPress that went out with the story this morning somehow cut off the end of it. Go figure. At least they cut it off at a point that kind of made sense, but it also left some important meat on the proverbial bone. If you only read the emailed version, pull this post up on the actual blog for the more full bodied ending. https://captainmycaptain.blog/2026/01/28/the-weekend-the-naughty-pine-almost-got-a-record-deal/
There’s nothing worse than being left wanting more.
CMC
Not sure why, but it feels like Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass should have showed up and brought some type of reality to the situation. Maybe start playing from the Whipped Cream & Other Delights album.
During my time with Al Hirt’s Big Band, one of Jumbo’s favorites was Herb’s rendition of “Rise”. Visiting with Herb after a concert/presentation he and his lovely bride Lani Hall did at our local Performing Arts Center last year or so, I brought my grandson who is 8th generation professional trumpet player (he is the one with the MFA-Fine Arts – Trumpet Performance after B.A Northwester Magna Cum Laude). We were also close with the late great Lew Soloff of Blood, Sweat and Tears whom I knew going back to our NJ High School All-State Band years ( during his final years Lew also mentored my Grandson.) My earliest hero/mentor was Harry James, and later Doc Severinsen when I worked in NYC primarily with IBM, but as a union member, subbing for many lo0cals productions, TV shows, Radio City, and several Broadway musicals.
A lovely piece of work, thank you. Extra credit for the shout out to Dan Hicks. The Hot Licks weren’t on my radar until I had moved from TX to CA – the first time of several back and forth episodes – and they became a favorite.
Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks
Sometimes, I’m sure that I’ve heard of a band before. This is one of those bands.
Was if from “The Andy Griffith Show”? No, that was Bobby Fleet and His Band with a Beat.
Since it’s that season, was it the band that did the OTHER Mardi Gras anthem? No, that was Benny Grunch & the Bunch.
Maybe I was mistaken.
I hope Mr. Chubb played “In the Garden of Eden” at the organ at Second Baptist, in the same style as Mrs. Feesh did.
Thanks, capttnemo,
Benny Grunch is an old car guy and longtime member of the local Thunderbird Club – 2we generally see him at our annual April All-Club Picnic held at Metairie Playground.
His many albums are both historic, and hysterical, including this classic
“Ain’t No Place to Pee on Mardi Gras Day”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyvrHNxwbnY
Another interesting note –
my late father-in-law’s First Cousin, Lou Welsch wrote the song “MARDI GRAS MAMBO”
Daannnng, Marty…yep, that’s the OTHER Mardi Gras anthem I was thinking of!
Gotta admit, I was thinking “Marty is a musician and lives in New Orleans; I wonder if he knows this song?” It never occurred to me that you would KNOW Benny Grunch, and have familish ties to “Mardi Gras Mambo”!
My mind, weary from concerns over freezing weather in New Orleans and beyond; events in Minnesota; wondering if Mayor Goodman will attempt to take Madagascar, Santa’s Village at the North Pole, and Pitcairn Island by force; the crew tunneling under our home’s piling supported slab to replace fifty-five year old plumbing damaged by soil subsidence;
and nothing seriously exciting , at least to me on BaT, …
My days/years of stage presence and musical performance are in the self-dimming rearview mirror –
Now flashes of intermittent meandering musical genius presented by our Captain send my thoughts wandering to somewhere between Neil Diamond’s Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K398Q4DYCW8 ,
and Leonard Cohen’s marvelously introspective Hallelujah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
to the outrageous lunacy of Ray Stevens’ – “The Mississippi Squirrel Revival” (Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU ,
bright sunshine and milder temperatures greet us as we head to my Bayou Lady’s latest chemo round with the news that, with seven-plus years in the books, all seems stable.
Now, with a somewhat jaundiced eye, we look toward Mardi Gras and the massive influx of out-of-towners worldwide, coming in and acting the way they wouldn’t dare act at home. Other than the thousands upon thousands who stay to host our dozens and dozens of parades Mardi Gras Balls, and activities out of their own pockets over the coming weeks, a significant number of New Orleans area residents will be skiing in Utah and Colorado, or basking on the Yucatan.
Looking forward to February 3rd, C-M-C’s upcoming Milestone Message .
Sweet little playlist there Marty. Thanks.
All this and nary a banjo, fiddle or pedal steel guitar in sight, or a mayor spasmodically dancing to a gay anthem.
Unbelievable and magnificent, Capitán.
Tune in tomorrow, my friend. Tune in tomorrow.