
Axel Ackerly was never the sharpest tool in the shed. Not dull enough to be dangerous, just soft around the edges like a well-worn bar of Ivory. A sweet kid. The kind you root for even while you’re quietly locking up anything with moving parts.
At Jim Bowie High, Class of ’06, Axel never threatened Brandon Ballinger’s grip on valedictorian. Truth be told, neither did the other 179 students. That race had been over since middle school when Brandon corrected a teacher’s chalkboard math and got thanked for it.
Mrs. Borden, the guidance counselor, sat Axel’s parents down one spring afternoon and delivered the news with the delicacy of a dropped transmission.
“Axel will be happiest in a profession where his name is embroidered on his shirt.”
Mr. Ackerly nodded like she’d just told him it might rain sometime in the next decade. Mrs. Ackerly needed a few days. She’d always pictured a stethoscope, not a name patch. But sometimes love doesn’t just wear blinders, it double-knots them.
Now, to be fair, Axel had the chest space for embroidery. His full name. Axel Anderson Ackerly. Maybe even a phone number if things got competitive. The boy was built like a grain silo with sneakers.
Academics weren’t his lane, but athletics? That was a different story.

One Friday night against Marfa, Axel threw all 315 pounds of junior-year enthusiasm into two pass rushers at once and planted them like fence posts. That gave Bowie’s quarterback just enough time to send one sailing into the end zone, where Todd Tanksley caught it like it owed him money and crossed the goal line with all the grace of a tax refund.
When it came time to carry someone off the field, the team made a practical decision. One Axel or two skill-position players. They chose efficiency.
Graduation brought its own brand of poetry. Axel was first alphabetically and last academically. Principal Pugh, in a rare moment of mercy, chose alphabetical order.
“Let’s give Ackerly his one shot at being first.”
Axel made a beeline for the stage, clipped the diploma stand with his shin, and shook Pugh’s hand like he was trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. His parents beamed like they’d just watched him split the atom.

And that should’ve been the end of it.
But Fort Stockton doesn’t do endings. It does reroutes.
A few days later, Mrs. Borden found herself staring out the window at the football field while the grounds crew seeded fresh grass. A new hire, Ted Steadman, was working shirtless under the West Texas sun, and for a brief, entirely human moment, her thoughts wandered clear out of district-approved curriculum.
She fanned herself, reset her moral compass, and landed on something productive.
Axel.
She dug through a gray-green filing cabinet and pulled out a flyer from Pecos Community College. Automotive Arts. Technical degree. Real skills. Honest work. The kind of thing that could turn a boy like Axel into a man with a purpose and a socket set.
With a cup of Folgers fortified by a discreet splash of Old Kentucky, she made a plan.

The next morning, she called Mrs. Ackerly.
That evening, Axel came home from his summer job at Rusty Hammer Hardware to find a plate waiting for him: two chicken fried steaks, a mountain of mashed potatoes drowning in cream gravy, and a bowl of pinto beans big enough to host a family reunion.
Halfway through, his mother slid the brochure across the table.
Three days later, Axel was enrolled.
Between a scholarship funded by the Stockton Telegram-Dispatch and the generously named Pecos Partnership for Post Graduate People With Limited Possibilities, tuition was covered. Rusty even bought the kid an iPad.
“Cheaper than replacing everything he breaks in one shift,” Rusty told Lucinda over coffee.
Meanwhile, over in Marfa, a different kind of future was idling.
Doug Sanderson, graduate of El Cosmico Conservatory Prep and heir to third-generation oil money, was stretched out poolside watching a crew of laborers detail his graduation gift: a 2022 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Coupe 2LT Z51.

Ceramic Matrix Gray Metallic, laid down smooth as a lawyer’s promise, stretched tight over a shape that looked less assembled than summoned. Inside, Jet Black leather wrapped heated and ventilated GT2 seats stitched just enough lighter to remind you somebody cared. A removable roof panel sat overhead for the kind of man who wanted sun without consequences.
Behind the driver—because this wasn’t your daddy’s Corvette anymore—sat a mid-mounted 6.2-liter LT2 V8, good for 495 horsepower and 470 lb-ft of torque with the Z51 performance exhaust barking its opinion through quad tips. All of it fed through a Tremec eight-speed dual-clutch transaxle that shifted faster than a rumor at Grounds for Divorce, paired with an electronically controlled limited-slip differential that made sure every bit of bad judgment found pavement.
It rode on staggered Carbon Flash-painted wheels—19-inch up front, 20-inch out back—wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport 4S tires that gripped like they had something to prove. Magnetic Selective Ride Control kept the whole operation composed, right up until it wasn’t. Z51 brought the extras: performance suspension, heavy-duty cooling, bigger brakes—black Brembos clamping down on ventilated rotors like they were trying to hold onto dignity.
Up front, LED headlights cut sharp as gossip, while cameras and park assist sensors watched everything except the one thing that mattered. Inside, a 12-inch digital cluster and head-up display fed the driver more information than he’d ever use, while a Bose 14-speaker system stood ready to drown out better judgment entirely.
It had 3,600 miles on it.
Which, for that car in Doug Sanderson’s hands, mostly meant it had been introduced to every bad idea within a hundred-mile radius.
It was less a car and more a declaration.
Doug had taken four years of Spanish but retained only the words he shouldn’t say out loud, which he proceeded to do anyway while sipping something cold and imported.
His parents had driven all the way to Fort Stockton to buy that Corvette from Cactus CHEV-OLDS. Only place in West Texas that had the color Doug wanted.
Or rather, the color his girlfriend preferred.
Fast forward a year.

Axel graduated again. This time with a certificate, a set of tools, and just enough confidence to be dangerous in a controlled environment.
Mrs. Borden, newly single after a brief and agriculturally themed romance with Ted Steadman, threw herself back into her work. She called Cactus CHEV-OLDS and arranged a meeting with the service manager at Grounds for Divorce.
Over coffee, she explained Axel.
Over drinks at the Lucky Lady, she explained Ted.
Two days later, Axel Ackerly was standing in Bay #3.
Around that same time, Doug Sanderson was headed back to Fort Stockton.
Turns out, when you push a Corvette north of 140 MPH on a regular basis, things start to… communicate. In Doug’s case, the Tremec transaxle and limited-slip differential had begun expressing themselves in ways best described as expensive.
Doug dropped the car off and walked to the Dairy Twin for a burger basket.
The service manager was nowhere to be found.
(Though his Tahoe demonstrator was spotted parked beside a Taurus at the Naughty Pine.)

That left Bay #3.
Axel’s bay.
His first real job.
Now, Axel knew engines. He understood torque, compression, the honest language of metal doing work.
What he didn’t know was exactly where to lift a mid-engine Corvette.
He guided it onto the rack with care. Even pride.
Then he raised it.
For a moment, everything held.
Then the sound came.
A metallic sigh followed by a decisive, gravity-assisted opinion.
The Corvette slipped.
Then dropped.

The noise carried clear across town. Folks at the Piggly Wiggly paused mid-aisle. Barnaby’s barber froze with scissors in the air. Even over at the Naughty Pine, it cut through the soundtrack of poor decisions and louder regrets.
By the time Doug finished his burger, his Corvette looked like it had reconsidered its life choices.
What followed became Fort Stockton folklore.
The service manager was reassigned. Not fired. Just… relocated to parts, where the only thing he could mishandle came in boxes.
Mrs. Borden was promoted to Head of Curriculum, where she now ensures every textbook contains at least one scripture and zero shirtless groundskeepers.
And Axel Ackerly?
Axel landed a job in the Paxton for Senate campaign.
Which, depending on your perspective, was either a step up or proof that destiny has a sense of humor sharper than anything in Rusty’s tool aisle.
Either way, Axel got his name embroidered.
And in Fort Stockton, that counts.







8 responses to “RACK ’EM UP”
A comment I should have made earlier….
IT can be moved offshore. AI can review material and write reports. “a profession where his name is embroidered on his shirt” ie; mechanics, plumbers, electricians, equipment operators…can’t be replaced. Something I wonder about as fewer people know how to actually do things that don’t involve an app.
Sure do miss Click and Clack. I’d be in tears every Saturday morning. They we’re followed up with “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me”. Another NPR comedy favorite!
Sorry. This post was supposed to be a reply to Marty’s post.
Motcat,
Thanks for the reminder of yet another great way to listen while wrenching, doing family stuff, or just enjoying the morning.
Just in case that not everyone on this blog knows – but Corvettes falling off lifts is not uncommon. So, it’s not all the fault of Axel!
And, more good news, in the real world, Axel very well may be one of the best fathers in Ft. Stockton – making some wifey-poo very happy and contented!
An unspoken comment was what Lucinda said about this whole “Ft. Stockton story” – she summed everything up in a nicely bowed package!
I don’t know, Cap.
This seems a particularly harsh fate for poor Axel.
Furthermore he’s most likely educationally, intellectually and morally overqualified to operate and mix with this lot of people, opening up the possibility of him being ostracized.
Life can indeed be cruel.
That’ll buff out…
Yup !
Reminds me of the Saturday morning ramblings of brothers Tom and Ray Magliozzi, the “Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers” of NPR’s 1977-2012 CAR TALK radio show, proffering occasionally accurate but often dubious auto diagnosis – always with a strong dose of humor.
They made the start of the weekend more enjoyable.
For those of a younger generation, Tappets was a descriptive reference to an engine’s valve lifters, generally audibly tapping when out of adjustment.
– – Hey Donna, how’s the Camaro?
(any caller named Donna was assumed to have a Camaro),
and listeners were always reminded “Don’t drive like my brother” who still had his 1963 Dodge Dart.