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KITTY MAKES HER PLAY, Part I


PART ONE OF A TWO PART STORY


Kitty and Chuck Childress were the Rob and Laura Petrie of Road Runner Estates in 1964, which in Fort Stockton was about the highest compliment you could give a couple without inviting a visit from the Baptists.

Chuck wasn’t writing jokes for television, but he did something arguably more important in that part of Texas. He worked out at the Proving Grounds, where men in short-sleeve button-downs and narrow ties tested the future of American rubber against West Texas heat, caliche dust, and the kind of straight-line roads that made a man believe in destiny or at least good alignment.

He started out as a kid sweeping floors and stacking tires, the kind of job you got because someone’s uncle owed someone’s daddy a favor. But Chuck had a feel for things. He could listen to a tire hum at 60 miles an hour and tell you if it was going to last another thousand miles or come apart like a cheap promise before you hit Balmorhea.



By ’64, he was supervising balancing, inventory, and occasionally telling engineers with degrees from places like Ann Arbor and Akron that their latest miracle compound wasn’t worth a warm Dr Pepper. Tires, people said, were in his blood.

Kitty had married into that blood and improved it.

She was a stay-at-home mother of two boys who tracked dirt into every room they entered and a woman who could run a PTA meeting with the kind of authority usually reserved for air traffic controllers. Her lime Jell-O with carrots and raisins had achieved something close to legend status, the kind of dish that showed up at every cookout and never quite made it home in the same bowl.



And then there was the way she wore a one-piece at the community pool.

Now, Fort Stockton is a place where men try not to stare and fail with dignity. Kitty didn’t encourage it. She didn’t need to. Nature and good decisions had already done the heavy lifting.

From the outside, they had it all. A neat house in Road Runner Estates, a husband with a future, two boys, a dependable income, and a driveway occupied by something that wasn’t just transportation.

It was a statement.

Sitting there in the fading afternoon light most evenings was Chuck’s pride and joy, a 1964 Mercury Park Lane Marauder two-door fastback, finished in what the factory had called Silver Turquoise, though the West Texas sun had deepened it into something closer to desert dusk after a storm.

The car had presence.

Long, low, and just aggressive enough to suggest it had ideas about the future, it wore its bright trim like a man who knew he’d earned it. Fender skirts smoothed out the rear quarters, chrome bumpers caught every stray beam of West Texas sun, and dual exhaust outlets hinted at things that didn’t need to be said out loud.

The black-painted steel wheels carried spinner-style covers that looked like they belonged on something more expensive, and the 235/75 whitewalls gave it that quiet, rolling confidence you couldn’t fake.

The driver’s side mirror held an integral spotlight, the kind of thing that made a man feel like he could find trouble if he went looking for it. Chuck never did. But it was nice knowing he could.

Under the hood sat a 390 cubic inch V8, factory rated at 300 horsepower and 427 pound-feet of torque, now breathing a little easier thanks to a Holley four-barrel carburetor. It wasn’t just power. It was authority. The kind that didn’t need to raise its voice.

And behind it all, a four-speed manual transmission that made Chuck feel like he was part of the machinery instead of just riding along for the result.

Inside, the car was a turquoise cathedral.

Multi-tone vinyl bench seats stretched from door to door, soft enough to be forgiving and firm enough to remind you where you were. The dash, door panels, and carpeting all sang from the same color hymnbook, while woodgrain trim tried its best to convince you this was something even finer than it already was.

There was a dealer-installed Comfy-Kit air conditioner under the dash that blew cool but not cold, which in Fort Stockton was the automotive equivalent of a man saying he’d do his best and meaning it.

A Rotunda tachometer sat on the dash like a little black oracle, whispering truths about engine speed to anyone who cared to listen. The “Mercury XXV Anniversary” steering wheel, with its partial horn ring, felt like history in your hands.



There was even a swing-out tissue box, because Mercury understood that life could get messy.

And lately, Kitty had decided it wasn’t quite messy enough.

She had hinted. Suggested. Left doors open and conversations hanging in midair like laundry on a line waiting for someone to take notice.

Chuck noticed tires. He noticed balance. He noticed when something didn’t track straight.

He did not notice subtlety.

So Kitty changed tactics.

On a Friday afternoon, with the kind of sun that made the horizon shimmer like a bad decision, she called him at work.

“Don’t stop at the Lucky Lady,” she said.

Now that got his attention.

There are two kinds of men in Fort Stockton. Those who go to the Lucky Lady Lounge, and those who say they don’t but still know exactly where it is. Chuck was the first kind, though he liked to pretend he was the second.

“I’ve got plans,” she added.

And then she hung up.



Chuck stood there for a moment, the receiver still in his hand, staring at nothing in particular while his mind went through possibilities like a man flipping radio stations on a long drive.

He had no idea what was coming.

Kitty, meanwhile, had been busy.

She had called in a favor with Dot Diboll over at the Silver Slipper Supper Club and secured two tickets to a sold-out performance of Come Blow Your Horn. A play that had stirred up more trouble in town than a dry county vote and a shipment of Canadian whiskey.

Brother Bob had thundered against it from the pulpit at Second Baptist, calling it modern, immoral, and “a direct invitation to the Devil to pull up a chair and stay awhile.”

Attendance doubled the next weekend.

By the time Chuck pulled into the driveway that evening, the Marauder’s engine ticking softly as it cooled, all he wanted was quiet.

The Proving Grounds had been wrestling with radial tire prototypes, and they were failing in ways that made engineers nervous and supervisors tired. Steel belts cutting through sidewalls at highway speeds had a way of focusing a man’s attention.

He stepped out of the car, shut the door with that solid Mercury thunk, and headed for the house.

Kitty met him at the door.



The boys were gone.

That was the first sign something unusual was underway.

The second was the whiskey sour she placed in his hand before he could ask a question.

The third was what she wasn’t wearing.

Now, a man doesn’t like to admit when he’s been outmaneuvered, but Chuck felt it in that moment. Like stepping onto a floor you thought was level and finding out it wasn’t.

“I’ve got the shower running,” she said. “Your suit’s upstairs.”

He nodded, already a step behind and not particularly interested in catching up.

The shower did its job. So did the drink. But it was Kitty, moving slowly in front of the mirrored closet doors, that turned the evening from curious to something else entirely.

He could see her from every angle.

And every angle told the same story.

He suggested a quick Rice Krispie Treat before they left, using the kind of code married people develop over time.

Kitty smiled like she’d been expecting that.

“The best things are worth waiting for,” she said.

That’s the kind of line that ought to come with a warning label.

The drive to the Silver Slipper was short in miles and long in implication.

Kitty slid close to him on the bench seat, closer than she ever did with the boys in the back. Close enough that shifting gears became an exercise in coordination and restraint.

First to second required concentration.

Second to third required discipline.

By the time he reached fourth on the open stretch heading out, he was one good distraction away from putting the Marauder into a ditch and having to explain to the insurance man how marital bliss factored into the accident report.



The play did its part.

Neil Simon laid it out in a way that made even the quietest couples shift in their seats and reconsider what they thought they knew about each other.

Chuck didn’t just watch.

He absorbed.

By the time they left, something had been stirred up that hadn’t seen daylight since skinny-dipping in Lake Leon and a night that ended with a proposal a few weeks later.

The ride home was different.

The Marauder moved through the dark like it understood it was carrying something important. The engine note low and steady, the road unwinding beneath them, the illuminated compass pointing them home like it knew what was waiting there.

They didn’t say much.

They didn’t need to.



The car came to rest in the driveway, the engine ticking as it cooled, and before that heat had a chance to fade, the front door was open and a trail of clothes was forming like breadcrumbs for a story that didn’t need witnesses.

The bedroom door closed behind them.

The paisley bedspread, usually treated with the kind of respect reserved for company, didn’t stand a chance.

What followed wasn’t hurried.

It wasn’t cautious.

It was the kind of reconnection that reminded both of them why they’d started this thing in the first place. A symphony, if you want to get poetic about it, though Fort Stockton would probably just call it “making up for lost time.”

Chuck gave everything he had.

Kitty took it, shaped it, and gave it back in ways that left him somewhere between exhausted and enlightened.

When it was over, he lay there, a man who had been thoroughly and completely outdriven.

Kitty curled in behind him, tracing circles on his chest, twirling strands of hair like she was winding something up for later.

“Don’t make plans for in the morning,” she whispered.

Now, in Fort Stockton, that’s the kind of sentence that carries weight.

More than a promise.

More than a suggestion.

It’s an invitation.

And if Chuck Childress had learned anything that night, it was this:

When Kitty makes her play, you don’t argue.

You don’t question.

You just hang on and shift when the moment calls for it.



4 responses to “KITTY MAKES HER PLAY, Part I”

  1. Well, my cute comment was going to be the title of a popular novel that has a completely surprising ending. I couldn’t think of one, so I googled it, and RATS, I didn’t recognize any of the titles:
    “The Silent Patient”. “Gone Girl”. “We Were Liars”. “Verity”. “The Girl On The Train”. “The Only One Left”

    I think that perhaps google is a robot, that is not human yet.

    Captain – a happy ending – for the rest of their life, they have RKT more than once a month? Perhaps he discovers a tire that doesn’t wear out?

    • Wait! Motive???
      Kitty had received a 3-color circular from the Silver Slipper Supper Club, and was looking at that, on the patio when she glanced and saw Delgado mowing the neighbor’s back yard, sans le apron’!

  2. So far, this is turning out much better for Chuck than it did for me once when Mrs. Angus, in similar fashion, arranged a nice dinner and got tickets for the Broadway production of The Lion King.

    I fell into a deep slumber 20 minutes into the show:

    Arguably understandable given the play, but the snoring is what really got her goat.

    • I have a friend whose wife is a fan of Broadway shows. My friend, well, isn’t. Les Miz, Miss Saigon, Cats…he’s slept through them all.

      I suspect he’s stay awake for Spamalot, but his wife, sadly, isn’t much for Monty Python.

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