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MOVIE REVIEW:  DEATH PROOF


By Jimmy Don Ventura

Movie Critic, Stockton Telegram-Dispatch
Guest Reviewer — CMC Blog


There are movies where cars are props.
There are movies where cars are characters.

And then there’s Death Proof, where the cars are both executioners and confession booths, rolling down the asphalt like they’ve got something to settle with God and the guardrail.

Now I’ll say this up front so nobody gets their feelings hurt like a man who just bought a V6 Mustang with racing stripes:
This ain’t a movie you watch.
This is a movie you ride in, whether you want to or not.

And if you’ve ever found yourself white-knuckling a bench seat on Highway 10 with somebody who shouldn’t have been trusted with a bicycle, let alone 400 horsepower and a bad attitude… then you already understand the language this movie is speaking.


THE NOVA: A BLACK-PAINTED PROMISE YOU DON’T GET TO KEEP

Let’s start with the crown jewel of bad decisions:
the matte black 1970/71 Chevrolet Nova.

Not restored. Not polished. Not loved.
This thing looks like it was dipped in regret and left out in the sun to dry.

Under the hood, you’ve got a 383 stroker—translation for the uninitiated: more bad ideas per cubic inch than a Friday night at the Lucky Lady Lounge. It’s not just fast. It’s mean. The kind of engine that doesn’t idle so much as mutter under its breath.

But the real story ain’t under the hood.
It’s inside.

This Nova has been turned into something between a race car and a confession booth for a man who knows exactly what he’s doing and has decided that’s just fine.

Roll cage welded in like rebar in a prison wall.
Reinforced panels.
And that infamous “kill box” setup, where the driver is cocooned in safety while everyone else is left to negotiate with physics and the good Lord.

Now I’ve seen some questionable modifications in my time.
I once watched a man in Fort Stockton bolt a La-Z-Boy into the bed of a 1978 El Camino and call it “executive seating.”

But this?
This is purpose-built madness.

The Nova doesn’t just move through scenes. It arrives like a thunderclap with a driver who treats speed limits like polite suggestions from people he’s already decided to ignore.

That skull-and-lightning-bolt decal on the hood?
That ain’t decoration. That’s a warning label.


THE CHARGER: WHEN THE HUNT TURNS AROUND

Now the 1969 Dodge Charger shows up like a man who’s been quiet all night but has been thinking the whole time.

White paint. Clean lines.
Looks almost respectable… until it doesn’t.

Under that hood sits a 440 Magnum, which is Chrysler’s way of saying, “We gave this thing enough power to settle arguments permanently.”

The Charger in this film ain’t just a car.
It’s a counterpunch.

Because for most of the movie, cars are being used like weapons.
But when this Charger gets involved, something shifts.

The hunted start driving like they’ve got something to say.

And let me tell you something about a 440 Magnum at full tilt:
it don’t ask permission. It declares intent.

You feel it in your chest.
You hear it before you see it.
And when it’s coming at you sideways in a cloud of dust, you start thinking about every life choice that led you to that exact moment.

This is where the movie earns its keep.

Because the Charger doesn’t just chase.
It answers.


THE CHALLENGER: VANISHING POINT RIDES AGAIN

Now here’s where Tarantino tips his hat so hard it nearly falls off.

The white 1970/71 Dodge Challenger—clear as a West Texas sunrise—is a direct nod to Vanishing Point, and if you don’t know what that means, we need to sit down over coffee and fix some gaps in your upbringing.

This Challenger isn’t just transportation.
It’s mythology on four wheels.

Long hood. Short deck.
The kind of car that looks like it was born doing 90 miles an hour even when it’s parked.

But what makes it sing in this movie ain’t just the look.
It’s what happens on it.

That hood ride stunt?
Real. No CGI. No safety net worth mentioning.

Just a human being clinging to Detroit steel while the world turns into a blur of dust, asphalt, and consequences.

I watched that scene and immediately thought:
“Somewhere, somebody’s insurance agent just developed a nervous condition.”

This is the kind of filmmaking that smells like gasoline and poor decisions.
And I mean that as a compliment.


THE PUSSY WAGON (AND WHY IT MATTERS)

Now let’s talk about the 1972 Ford Mustang Grande, better known to folks paying attention as the “Pussy Wagon.”

And before anybody clutches pearls, that’s the name on the side of the vehicle, not something I cooked up after two cups of Folgers and a lack of supervision.

This car is softer. Rounder.
More boulevard than battlefield.

But that’s the point.

Because not every car in this movie is built to kill.
Some are built to lull you into thinking everything’s fine.

And if you’ve ever dated someone who seemed harmless until they weren’t, you understand exactly what this Mustang represents.

It’s the calm before the storm.
The friendly handshake before the arm-wrestling match you didn’t agree to.


PRODUCTION: WHEN HOLLYWOOD DECIDED TO BLEED A LITTLE

Here’s where I tip my hat.

Multiple cars were used.
Not for vanity. Not for backup.
But because what they were doing on screen actually cost metal.

These weren’t green-screen fantasies.
These were real cars getting pushed to the edge of what steel, rubber, and human judgment can tolerate.

Roll cages weren’t props.
They were survival plans.

Panels got crumpled. Frames got stressed.
And somewhere out there, there’s still a surviving “Jesus car” that made it through the ordeal like a preacher who’s seen too much but isn’t talking.

You can feel that authenticity.

The way tires bite.
The way suspension loads up mid-turn.
The way everything looks just a little too close to going wrong.

Because it was.


RABBIT HOLE: PRAIRIE TWIN DRIVE-IN, 2007

Now here’s where I’m supposed to stay on topic.
But that ain’t how memory works, and it sure ain’t how Fort Stockton works.

Because when this movie came out in 2007, I didn’t see it in a theater with reclining seats and a man named Trevor bringing me mozzarella sticks.

No sir.

I saw it at the Prairie Twin Drive-In.

And I use the word “saw” in the loosest possible sense.

Because I was there with Shannon Hudspeth.

And if you know Shannon—and Lord help you if you do—you know that paying attention to a movie was never the main event.

We pulled in just as the sun was giving up on the day, dust hanging in the air like it had nowhere better to be.

I was in my cousin’s borrowed pickup, which had a bench seat that had seen more history than the Pecos County courthouse.

We backed into our spot.
Speaker clipped onto the window, crackling like it had opinions.

The movie started.
Or at least, I assume it did.

Because somewhere between the Nova making its first appearance and whatever came after, Shannon leaned over and said something that I’ve forgotten completely… and then didn’t say anything else for a good long while.

Next thing I remember, the screen was flickering, the credits were rolling, and I had no earthly idea what the plot was—but I did have a newfound respect for poor decision-making and the structural integrity of old pickup bench seats.

I didn’t fully watch Death Proof until years later.

But I experienced it that first night.

And in a strange way, that feels more accurate.


IMPACT: CARS AS WEAPONS, CARS AS MEMORY

What Death Proof did—and this is the part that sticks—is remind folks that cars used to be dangerous in a way that felt personal.

Not because they were poorly built.
But because they were honest.

Big engines.
Rear-wheel drive.
No nanny systems stepping in to save you from yourself.

This movie took that honesty and pushed it into something darker.

It showed what happens when a car becomes an extension of intent.

Not just transportation.
Not just freedom.

But purpose.

You started seeing it afterward.
Folks talking about “death-proofing” builds.
Roll cages in cars that had no business having them.
A certain appreciation for the idea that the driver matters more than the machine… but the machine still gets a vote.

And in Fort Stockton, where every third story starts with “Well, I probably shouldn’t have been driving that fast, but—” this movie landed like it had been mailed to us personally.


FINAL VERDICT

Now we come to the part where I’m supposed to rate this thing.

Not on acting.
Not on plot.
But on the only scale that matters in a movie like this:

Kills.

Out of five.

Here’s the truth:

It’s uneven.
It takes its time.
It talks more than some folks are comfortable with.

But when the cars show up…
when the engines light…
when the road turns from something you travel into something you survive

This movie becomes exactly what it set out to be.

Not polished.
Not safe.
Not forgettable.

So I’m giving Death Proof:

🔪🔪🔪🔪 (4 out of 5 Kills)

Because it ain’t perfect.

But it’s real enough to make you check your rearview mirror a little longer than usual on the way home.

And around here, that counts for more than most things.

If you need me, I’ll be at Grounds for Divorce, explaining to anyone who’ll listen why a properly built Nova is less about horsepower and more about intent.

Lucinda won’t agree.
Rusty will have opinions.
And somebody, somewhere, will swear they could’ve handled that Challenger better.

They couldn’t.

But that’s never stopped anybody in Fort Stockton from believing otherwise.


5 responses to “MOVIE REVIEW:  DEATH PROOF”

  1. Like Angus and Marty, for me the time has long since passed for a personal screening of Death Proof, in my dwindling lifetime, anyway. Not even the chance to see Jimmy Don’s screen debut (or, possibly, swan song) would be enough to tempt me. For a car-oriented movie, I will have to fall back on my penultimate drive-in experience, viewing “Vanishing Point” at the Campus Drive-In Theater in San Diego in 1971 with my buddy and fellow teaching assistant, Barry and two bottles of cold duck. We occupied a car neither one of us can now identify. It certainly wasn’t the MG, it was too early for the Vega and Barry didn’t have a car. The secret of our ride that night is known only by the first bottle of the bubbly potable, occasionally known as sparking burgundy by those of a certain age. The key to knowing exactly wot the ‘ell that flick was about is a secret held by the second bottle of the violet vino, a key to a memory lockbox that will also remain inviolate for the duration. There was a car in it, of course, maybe more than one, and maybe a lot more than that. And cops. And a radio DJ. Turns out that for me, the Vanishing Point was the plot — now gone forever.

    The Campus was famous for its giant baton-twirling neon drum majorette in full Indian headdress spinning her staff in front of a representation of the facade of San Diego State College, home of the Aztecs. At the time, we conjectured about how the venue’s designers might have struggled among themselves as to how they might have portrayed a Meso-American Aztec or Mayan maiden using the glowing gas-filled tubes instead of resorting to the feather-bedecked sweet Sioux eventually depicted. Oh, the power of mysteries never to be solved.

    Had I been at that drive-in with a cold duck-fueled Shannon Hudspeth instead of Barry, I might well have spent a good part of the ‘80s and ‘90s bailing our offspring out of juvie or trying to put them through Pecos County Community College. Barry eventually became a university professor while I was engaged in opening passengers’ misdirected suitcases and inventorying the dirty laundry. He had more status, but I had more fun.

    https://youtu.be/CeA5Nokm3RY?si=cMc3SSXzdYSSzqxJ

    • The joy of being a human male, between the age of 14 and 25, having a great physical body with no brain attached …!
      In the 1960’s, I was a Lumberjack at SFA (Stephe F. Austin State College) in Nacogdoches. Many Friday/Saturday nights were spent at the local, home-owned, theater (I’ve forgotten the name), watching a movie, and letting our emotions vent, according to how we were manipulated by the action. This was before the slasher movies that teens loved later, but, the best explanation is, “It is what it is!” So, yelling and screaming was acceptable and de riguer (whatever!).

      And, luckily, I was raised in the sweet times of the 50’s and 60’s, which meant – yes – Drive-In Movies, before air conditioning in cars, which meant that any date, usually involving no more than “making out smooching” resulted in complete sweat-soaked clothing. And, mosquitoes, trying to se the little circular smoking do-dads things. It was Houston, you know.

  2. While I missed this cinematic tour-de-force, I’d wager a six pack (and tall boys at that) that it has a more believable storyline and better acting than any of the “Fast ‘n’ Furious” movies.

  3. Thanks, Captain – er – Jimmy Don,

    Sitting here watching the radar screen through a tornado warning and 75 mph winds, hoping the playground and shelter area drys out in time for our New Orleans area All-Club Picnic (11:00-3:00 today) – and thinking that I never saw this flick !
    And you just saved me the effort and time of bothering to find it.
    When this storm passes I’ll get out the 1915 Hudson Six-40 Phaeton, pack the folding chairs, open the exhaust cut-out,
    and enjoy what “Motoring” used to be, early in the last century.

    • Tornado warning in LA? Well just like here in TX y’all have your share of mobile homes so I guess that at least partially explains the presence of tornados.

      Good luck and Godspeed, Mr. Roth!

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