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YEAH, BUT


They say the higher you climb, the thinner the air gets.

Up on the top floor of General Motors headquarters in 1961, the air wasn’t just thin, it was seasoned with cigar smoke thick enough to butter toast. It hung there like a bad decision nobody wanted to claim, curling lazily beneath a ceiling that had seen more ideas die than a West Texas roadside diner at noon on a Tuesday.

The men around the table should’ve been celebrating. Third most popular brand in America. That’s the kind of thing you print on letterhead and brag about to your cousins at Thanksgiving.

Instead, they looked like a group of ranchers who’d just discovered the rain cloud passed them by and watered Odessa instead.

At the head of the table sat Semon “Bunkie” Knudsen, sleeves rolled up, tie loosened, Cuban cigar clenched between his teeth like it owed him money. He had the look of a man who’d just realized somebody else was getting rich off something he should’ve thought of first.



“Explain this to me,” Bunkie said, tapping a stack of papers like he was trying to wake them up. “Explain to me why folks are driving right past a Pontiac dealership…past a Bonneville, mind you…to go spend more money on a damn Ford Thunderbird.”

Nobody spoke.

That kind of question tends to land like a rattlesnake in a church pew. Everybody notices it, nobody wants to be the first to move.

Bunkie leaned back, exhaled smoke that could’ve been registered as weather, and continued.

“We build a better car. Bigger. Flashier. More chrome than a rodeo belt buckle convention. And they’re out there buying…that.”

He said “that” like it had personally offended him.

Across the table, a man coughed. Another adjusted his tie. A third stared intently at nothing, hoping it might provide answers if he looked long enough.

Somewhere in the middle of it all sat Will Wimberly.

Fort Stockton, Texas.

Which meant he had two things working in his favor and one working against him. He knew how to sit quiet when older men were talking. He knew how to spot when a deal didn’t make sense. And he had absolutely no business being in that room.

Which, as it turned out, made him the most qualified man there.

Will cleared his throat. Not loud. Just enough to make a ripple.

“I think we’ve got the answer already,” he said.

The room turned toward him the way a crowd turns when somebody drops a beer at the county fair. Curious, cautious, and a little irritated.

“Go ahead, Tex,” Bunkie said.

“It’s Will,” he replied, polite but firm. “And I ain’t sayin’ we build something new. I’m sayin’ we already got it.”

That earned him a few raised eyebrows.

Now, back in Fort Stockton, that’s the moment when Rusty Hammer would lean back in his chair, sip his coffee, and mutter, “This oughta be good,” which is West Texas for this is about to either make sense or get someone escorted out.

Will leaned forward.

“We take a Catalina,” he said.

There was a pause. Not a thoughtful one. More like the kind you get when someone suggests putting ketchup on brisket.

“We dress it up,” Will continued, unfazed. “Bucket seats. Not benches. Make it feel like you’re sittin’ in something important. Wrap chrome around ‘em so they shine. Eight-lug wheels that catch sunlight like a mirror on a deputy’s cruiser.”

He could feel the room starting to shift, just a hair.

“Power windows. Console. Radio. Clock. Heater. All the things folks tell themselves they don’t need…right up until they sit down and decide they do.”

Bunkie squinted at him.

“Sounds like you’re describing a dressed-up Chevrolet Impala.”

Will smiled, just a touch.

“No sir,” he said. “That’s where it gets interesting.”

Now, if you’ve ever been at the Grounds for Divorce when someone says that’s where it gets interesting, you know two things are about to happen. One, somebody’s fixing to make a leap. Two, half the room’s already decided it won’t work.

“We give it a 389,” Will said. “Three-speed automatic. Make it run like it’s got somewhere to be and ain’t interested in small talk.”

A few heads nodded.

Speed, after all, is a language everybody understands.

“But here’s the part that matters,” Will said, raising a finger like a preacher about to bring it home. “We don’t sell it as a Catalina.”

Bunkie leaned in.

“We sell it as something else.”



There it was.

The kind of idea that doesn’t sound like much until you realize it might be everything.

“We call it…Grand Prix.”

He let it hang there.

Now, names matter. Especially in a place like Fort Stockton, where a man named Buckdriller ain’t never gonna be an accountant, and a place called the Lucky Lady ain’t never been entirely lucky.

“Grand Prix,” Bunkie repeated, tasting it like a new brand of whiskey.

“Sounds expensive,” Will said.

“Well, it damn well better be if it’s gonna compete with that Thunderbird.”

Will nodded.

“It will be.”

“And what is it again?” Bunkie asked.

“A Catalina.”

“And we’re charging Bonneville money?”

“Yes sir.”

Silence.

Not confusion this time. Not quite.

More like the moment when a man realizes he’s been arguing the wrong side of a bet.

“Would there be a convertible?” Bunkie asked.

Will shook his head.

“No sir.”

“Thunderbird’s got one.”

“Yes sir.”

“And we’re not gonna have one.”

“No sir.”

“Why not?”

Will leaned back, hands behind his head, like he was sitting on a tailgate instead of in a boardroom.

“Because we ain’t chasing the Thunderbird,” he said. “We’re selling something else.”

Now that…that right there would’ve earned him a slow nod from Rex Hall over at the pharmacy. Because sometimes the trick ain’t beating the other man’s hand. It’s convincing folks to play a different game.

Bunkie wasn’t convinced yet.

“This sounds a lot like what Oldsmobile tried with the Oldsmobile Starfire,” he said. “Dress up an 88, charge more than a 98, and call it something special.”

Will didn’t blink.

“Yeah,” he said. “But this is Pontiac.”

Now, that line didn’t mean much in Detroit.

But back in Fort Stockton, that’s the kind of sentence that gets repeated for years. Usually right before something either works better than it should or falls apart in spectacular fashion.

“Stella!” Bunkie called.

She came in with the numbers.

“Fifteen hundred Starfires,” he read. “That’s it.”

He looked up.

“Fifteen hundred.”

Will nodded.

“Yeah.”

“Thunderbird?” Bunkie asked.

She brought that file too.

“Seventy-three thousand.”

Bunkie closed the folder like it had insulted him.

Then he had Will sketch it.

And there it was. A Catalina…that wasn’t.

Buckets. Console. Wheels that looked like they belonged on something faster than it had any right to be. And a name that suggested Monaco instead of Michigan.



“Stella,” Bunkie said, sliding the drawing over.

She looked at it.

Tilted her head.

“Do you like it?” he asked.

She hesitated.

Now, Stella had the kind of honesty that would’ve gotten her run out of three different churches and elected mayor in Fort Stockton.

“It’s fine,” she said.

“As much as a Thunderbird?”

She smiled.

“Boss,” she said, “it’s still a Catalina.”

A few chuckles rolled through the room.

“And that grille,” she added. “Looks like it’s trying to say something but can’t quite get the words out.”



That one landed.

Bunkie waved her off.

Then he looked at Will.

Now here’s where most folks would’ve backed down. Explained more. Tried to fix it.

Will didn’t.

“Yeah,” he said. “But she’s a woman.”

And just like that, the decision was made.

Because sometimes in business, just like in Fort Stockton, the best ideas don’t win because they make perfect sense.

They win because they make just enough sense to be dangerous.

The Pontiac Grand Prix went into production.

And wouldn’t you know it…

They sold 30,195 of them.

Not Thunderbird numbers.

But not fifteen hundred either.

Somewhere along the way, Stella ended up dating John DeLorean, which tells you two things. One, she had a type. Two, she wasn’t afraid of a man with big ideas and questionable execution.

Bunkie?

Well, he eventually made his way over to Ford Motor Company.

Which, if you ask around Fort Stockton, is about the same as switching churches after a disagreement over potluck.

One of the first things he did…

Was mess with the Thunderbird.

New grille. Split down the middle. A nose out front like it was trying to lead the parade instead of just being in it.

Later, standing in the executive washroom beside Henry Ford II, Bunkie couldn’t help himself.

“We sold over fifty thousand of those beauties,” he said.

The Deuce zipped up, calm as a man who already knew the score.

“Yeah,” he said.

“But Pontiac sold sixty-five thousand Grand Prixs.”

And somewhere, if you listen close enough, you can almost hear Will Wimberly laughing.

Not loud.

Just enough.

Like a man from Fort Stockton who knew all along that sometimes the best way to win…

Is to build something that don’t quite make sense.

Until it does.



5 responses to “YEAH, BUT”

  1. Was there already a story about Will in a auto boardroom with a great idea that worked, until it didn’t?
    Or am I having a memory blip deja vu?

    So, I thought that I already told this story, or maybe not:
    A buddy bought a brand new 1962 Gran Prix, Burgundy, 4-spd. I’ve never seen one before, nor one since. We were the cat’s meow, cruising through the drive-ins in 1963. Funtimes!

  2. Will Wimberly certainly convinced my father: In late ‘66 he went into the Pontiac store and found a demo that the dealer was ready to cut loose for a great price before the ‘67s arrived.

    He went home and excitedly told my mother, who in turn told him about another ‘67 model that was arriving in about 9 months—me.

    Upon hearing this news he decided it would be prudent to eschew Grand Prix ownership and keep his smoky Corvair for a bit longer.

    “Son, I had to add a quart of oil into that thing every time I filled her up with gas. What a turd!”

    Now I’m not saying that he holds anything against me, but to this very day he can describe every option and feature that Pontiac had, as well as the price he would’ve paid.

    • Parental love is one thing. But sticking with an oil-leaking Corvair over a new Pontiac Grand Prix is a level of sacrifice that deserves more than just a card on Father’s Day.

      • My ’65 Corvair Monza convertible doesn’t leak oil – and yes, the sump is full.
        Surely a different driving experience than a Grand Prix, and infinitely more “toss-able”, it is more the American Porsche, and more dependable.

    • Angus.

      One of the best responses – Ever !

      The ’67s were on the market. After a couple of years teaching I had started my career with Big Blue. My younger brother had gone Navy, and little sister was still in Junior High. Dad’s ’57 Savoy had long since been replaced by a ’61 Olds 88 – still running great, but now he was ready for new iron. The style of the ’67 Catalina 4-door hardtop caught his eye. Mom chose the color (gold/Faun Beige?). They agreed on all the reasonable but not extravagant options, and added A/C – Done! Three weeks later the new ride arrived and it was a solid cross-country cruiser, destined to make several round trips from New Jersey to Fort Lauderdale and Fort Wayne, as well as to visit family in Malibu. It was replaced by an elegant gold ’72 Sedan deVille., and then a trio of Mercury Grand Marquis – the last of which, a 1995, I still maintain and enjoy.

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