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TESTIGO DEL ASESINATO, Part I


In the middle of Kansas, Rusty took a left.

There was no ceremony to it. No sign from heaven. No sudden realization. Just a highway making a suggestion, and Rusty Hammer, being in the mental condition of a man traveling alone with too much road and too much unresolved marriage behind him, accepted.

Maybe Nebraska held no appeal after Kansas had already demonstrated its lifelong commitment to flatness. Wheat, sky, wind, and telephone poles stretched so far that Rusty suspected the earth itself had been ironed by a bitter woman with strong opinions about wrinkles. The horizon sat out there like a dare.

Or maybe he simply wanted a change of scenery before his soul dried out and blew into Missouri.

Or maybe, deep down, he wanted to tempt fate by dragging a twenty-four-foot Airstream behind an old Ford F-100 with a wheezing Mileage Maker Six toward a piece of country that might actually contain an incline.

Whatever the reason, he regretted it almost immediately.



But regret, to Rusty, was just pride with blisters. By then, the old Ford had become a substitute for Debra Lynn as the object of Rusty’s stubborn refusal to admit he’d been wrong. Turning around would mean acknowledging the entire idea had been foolish, and he wasn’t ready for that kind of honesty yet.

So he pushed on.

The Ford protested in every language available to an old pickup. It rattled, coughed, clattered, and occasionally made a sound from somewhere under the dash that suggested a trapped animal had become religious. The Airstream followed behind with the dignity of a silver mule dragged into a bad idea.

Together, the three of them climbed out of the plains and toward country where the land stopped lying down.

By the time they crossed into Colorado, the light had changed. The sky gained depth. The air sharpened. Rusty rolled down the window and smelled pine somewhere far off beneath the scent of hot oil and dusty radiator hoses.

The Ford disliked every foot of elevation.



By the time Rusty limped into Salida, he, the truck, and the trailer had reached an uneasy truce. Nobody was happy. Nobody was dead. That would have to do.

Salida sat where the Arkansas River exited the valley, which explained the name. Rusty knew that because he’d read the historical marker while pretending not to worry about his temperature gauge. The town had once been called South Arkansas before the Denver & Rio Grande Railroad pushed through in 1880 with narrow-gauge rails, silver miners, and ambition. The railroad stayed, and so did the town. Eventually Salida became the kind of Colorado place where history didn’t sit in museums so much as lean against old brick buildings smoking quietly.

The Arkansas River moved through town cold and fast, black ribbon water fed by mountains Rusty had no names for. The Sawatch Range stood west of town, the Mosquito Range east of it, and Methodist Mountain rose on the southern horizon like a sermon nobody had finished preaching.

U.S. 50 skirted along the edge of town, heading east toward Cañon City and west toward Poncha Springs and the Continental Divide. Roads went everywhere from Salida. That was the trouble with roads. They made a man feel like choosing one meant something.

Rusty pulled the Airstream into a spot at the Arkansas Headwaters Recreation Area and shut the Ford down.

For a moment there was silence.

Then the pickup began ticking and popping as it cooled, sounding less damaged than offended. Rusty stood beside the open driver’s door listening to it.

“Don’t start,” he muttered.

The evening air had teeth. Back home in Fort Stockton, summer heat sat on a man like punishment. Here, cold mountain air crawled under his shirt collar before sunset and checked him for weakness.

He unhitched the trailer, leveled it, connected what needed connecting, and took a shower long enough to qualify as a baptism. Highway dust, sweat, and confusion circled the drain between his feet while hot water beat against the back of his neck. He stayed in there until he couldn’t tell whether he was tired, lonely, relieved, or just temporarily clean.

When he stepped outside wearing only a towel, the mountain air assaulted him like he’d offended Colorado personally.

“Good Lord,” he hissed, clutching the towel and speed-walking back toward the Airstream in a manner that would’ve provided Trixie enough gossip material to survive winter.

Inside, he turned on the heater.

In July.

That felt humiliating enough to keep secret from Texas.



He dried off, pulled on clean clothes, and sat at the dinette while the little heater clicked softly behind him. Outside, the river moved unseen through the dark. Somewhere nearby, a dog barked twice, then apparently reconsidered the matter.

Rusty called Debra Lynn.

“Well,” she answered, “if it isn’t Ferdinand Magellan with a trailer hitch.”

Rusty smiled despite himself. “Still alive.”

“That truck still alive?”

“Depends entirely on your legal definition.”

She laughed softly, and Rusty felt something loosen in his chest he hadn’t realized he’d been carrying around.

Debra Lynn filled him in on Fort Stockton. Trey’s house had sold at full asking price, which still sounded suspiciously like fraud to Rusty. They’d found the old ESSO sign crated up in the storage building behind Rusty Hammer Hardware. Apparently the thing lit up like a religious experience once they got power to it.

Naturally, Mayor Goodman had already tried to profit from it.

“He called it a heritage illumination experience,” Debra Lynn said.

“Of course he did.”

“He wanted vendors.”

“Of course he did.”

“And a ribbon-cutting.”

“He probably brought his own scissors.”

“Gold-plated.”

Rusty laughed harder at that than the joke deserved. Maybe because he could suddenly picture the whole thing so clearly. Goodman standing beneath the glowing ESSO sign making speeches nobody asked for while Chad from the Piggly Wiggly tried to organize parking and Lucinda rolled her eyes hard enough to sprain something.

The homesickness hit him quietly after that.

Not enough to send him back. Not yet. Just enough to make the trailer feel smaller.

“So,” Debra Lynn asked, “how’s Kansas?”

“Flat.”

“That all?”

“Too flat. The kind of flat where a man can lose his train of thought out on the distant horizon and never get it back.”

There was a pause.

“That sounds like you’re not finished with whatever this is.”

Rusty looked through the little Airstream window toward the dark outline of mountains.

“No,” he admitted. “Guess not.”

After they hung up, he sat quietly for a while staring at his phone in the dim trailer light. He was tired from driving, but restless enough that sleep seemed unlikely.

That was how trouble usually found men like Rusty.

Not dramatically.

Just late at night when they decided maybe one beer would help.

He pulled on his Wranglers, boots, and his RUSTY HAMMER HARDWARE cap, then climbed back into the Ford and headed into Salida.

Without the Airstream behind it, the old F-100 almost felt lively. The truck rolled through quiet streets lined with old storefronts, dark windows, and cottonwoods whispering in the mountain breeze. Somewhere nearby, the Arkansas River kept talking to itself over rocks.

Most places were already closed.

Then Rusty saw the building.

It sat near the edge of town looking like it had once served some useful but limited purpose before eventually surrendering to disappointment. Feed store maybe. Garage. Warehouse. The kind of structure built by men who considered decoration suspicious.

A crooked neon sign buzzed over the entrance.

TESTIGO del ASESINATO.



Both O’s flickered nervously.

The beer signs in the windows confirmed it was now a bar, though Rusty suspected the building’s history had been considerably more colorful than legal.

He parked and stepped inside.

The place smelled like stale beer, bleach, old wood, and cigarette smoke that had outlived the cigarettes themselves. A pool table leaned beneath a crooked light. The jukebox glowed in the corner with dusty optimism. Behind the bar, liquor bottles stood before a mirror old enough to soften regrets around the edges.

There was one customer sitting at the far end of the bar.

When Rusty walked in, he doubled the crowd.

The bartender looked up.

She kept wiping the counter with a rag that had probably witnessed several divorces and at least one stabbing.

“Whatcha drinkin’?”

Rusty hesitated.

Something about her looked familiar.

Blonde hair pulled back without much fuss. Fit without trying too hard. Colorado women, he’d noticed, looked like they’d made private agreements with nature. Less makeup. More confidence. Skin touched by altitude, sunlight, and hard winters.



Still, something about her felt off in a way he couldn’t place.

“Whatever’s on tap,” he said. “Tall one.”

She filled the mug and slid it toward him. Ice-cold amber beer with foam rolling over the rim.

Their eyes met for only a second.

But it was enough.

“You look familiar,” Rusty said.

She didn’t smile.

“I get that a lot. I fit the fantasy a lot of men have of that woman they think they know from somewhere who’s finally been put in their path to surrender to them and make their dreams come true.”

The silence that followed developed corners.

“That ain’t me,” she said.

Rusty took the hint.

He carried the beer to a small table beside the jukebox, fed in a handful of quarters, and punched random songs without looking. Country music crackled through tired speakers while he drank slowly and tried not to stare at the bartender.

The old man finished his whiskey and left without saying goodbye.

Now Rusty had undoubled the crowd.

Two more songs played before the bartender finally announced closing time.

Rusty tossed a ten-dollar bill onto the table, tipped his cap toward her, and walked outside.

But instead of leaving town, he circled back, parked beneath an old tree nearby, and waited.

He told himself it wasn’t spying.

That was probably a lie.

The neon sign buzzed softly in the dark. TESTIGO del ASESINATO glowed against the old siding while both O’s blinked uncertainly. Far off, a truck downshifted somewhere on U.S. 50.

About half an hour later, the bartender stepped outside, locked the door behind her, and walked toward an old Ford Bronco parked beside the building.

Rusty had noticed it earlier, but in the dark it looked even rougher.

A 1974 Bronco wearing faded brown paint that had once been Light Jade. White bumpers. White fiberglass wheel flares. Rust freckling the fenders and rocker panels. Five-slot fifteen-inch wheels wrapped in BFGoodrich All-Terrain tires. A swing-away spare mounted on the back beneath a Bronco-branded cover.

The thing sat there with the blunt honesty of an old hammer.

Through the side glass Rusty could see beige vinyl seats, a family-style roll bar, crank windows, and a replacement center console. Somewhere under the hood sat a 302 V8 tied to a three-speed manual and dual-range transfer case. Hooker headers fed into dual Flowmasters that probably rattled windows halfway to Gunnison.

The truck looked like it had survived several owners and forgiven none of them.

Rusty eased the Ford forward and pulled up beside her just as she reached for the Bronco’s door.



“Damn sight cruder than the Porsches and Mercedes you used to drive.”

She froze.

Not startled.

Stopped.

Slowly she turned around.

For the first time all night, the mask slipped.

“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you had to walk into mine.”

Rusty rested his arm on the Ford’s open window.

“Call it fortuitous, Parker. Call it fate.”

Her jaw tightened slightly at the name.

The neon sign buzzed overhead. One of the O’s in ASESINATO flickered hard, failed for a second, then glowed back to life.

Rusty climbed out of the truck.

“Call it whatever the hell you want,” he said. “But seems like we might want to go back inside and visit.”

Parker McHale looked at the empty street, then at the Bronco, then back at Rusty.

For a moment he thought she might tell him to go to hell.

Instead, she turned, walked back to the door, and unlocked it.

At the entrance she paused without looking back.

“You still drink too slow.” she said.

Rusty followed her inside.

“Only when I’m nervous.”

She pushed the door open into the stale beer darkness.

“Good,” Parker said. “Then this may take all night.”



5 responses to “TESTIGO DEL ASESINATO, Part I”

  1. Although Parker has undeniably gained some patina over the decades, she looks pretty damn good for an 86-year old. Can’t tell you how interested I’ll be to hear the story she tells Rusty about how she actually survived the fireball that consumed her and Chance Collinsworth as she swerved her Maserati to avoid the flying grocery cart launched from the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly and hit a tanker truck full of jet fuel some seven years ago now. Thank Heaven for the soap opera pace of the passing years here in Fort Stockton, the Brigadoon of west Texas.

    Hm. Testigo del Asesinato . . . Witness to the Murder. This will be a tale, I’m sure. One that will undoubtedly send Rusty back in the direction of home a wiser and eminently more well-informed man.

  2. I see Parker McHale as the raven-haired, cultured, elegant, svelte and glamourous author of note. Is she under cover for a story she’s researching? Is she running from something (unlikely), or simply teasing both me and Rusty in this plain but not necessarily simple guise? This isn’t comparable with an earlier version of Trixie popping up along Route 66 when traveling with the Bald Bomber – No – this is something new, and Captain, you’ve got me waiting to see where this goes.

  3. I wonder, after he returns to Fort Stockton, if Rusty will pull the Ford pickup and Airstream trailer into the Quonset hut behind the hardware store (freshly emptied out by Trey and Colt), throw tarps over both, and never look at, or even speak about, them again.

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