
The cold woke Rusty before the fear did.
Not all at once, either.
First came the ache in his shoulders, sharp and electric like somebody had tried to crank-start his arms with jumper cables. Then came the realization that his hands were somewhere above his head and he couldn’t feel three of his fingers. Then came the cold itself, creeping through the aluminum shell of the Airstream like Wyoming had personally decided to crawl in there and sit on his chest.
His eyes opened slowly.
Gray light leaked through the curtains.
The heater was off.
Of course it was off.
Rusty stared at the ceiling for several long seconds before the rest of the situation assembled itself like a bad jigsaw puzzle dumped onto the floor of his brain.
His wrists were tied.
“Son of a bitch.”
The words came out dry and weak.
He tried to sit up and immediately discovered that whoever had tied him to the narrow bed inside the Airstream had done it with the sort of competence usually associated with people who either worked ranches… or disposed of bodies professionally.
Neither possibility improved his mood.
The tiny trailer smelled faintly of stale coffee, cold aluminum, and whatever perfume Parker McHale had worn the night before. Something smoky and expensive with a hint of danger underneath it. Like if bourbon had a law degree.
Rusty closed his eyes.
TESTIGO DEL ASESINATO.
Witness to the murder.
She’d said it once already before he’d left the bar in Salida.
Apparently she’d worried he might not be taking the matter seriously enough.
“Well,” he muttered to himself, flexing his numb fingers, “message received.”
Outside, wind scraped lightly across the trailer skin. Somewhere nearby a raven barked like an old diesel trying to start.
Rusty twisted again.
Pain shot through both shoulders.
The ropes gave maybe half an inch.
He stopped moving and breathed heavily through his nose while the circulation slowly crawled back into his hands one needle stab at a time.
He glanced toward the little dinette table.
There it sat.
A folded piece of paper.
Three words handwritten in thick black marker:

TESTIGO DEL ASESINATO
Nothing else.
No smiley face.
No “Have a nice day.”
No explanation why a woman who might’ve been named Eileen Parker… or Parker McHale… or Lewella Stockton… had tied him up in his own damn trailer like a hog waiting on the county fair auction.
Rusty stared at the note for a long moment.
Then he started working the ropes again.
An hour later he fell sideways off the bed and hit the floor hard enough to rattle the silverware drawer.
He laid there panting on the cold linoleum.
Free.
Barely.
His wrists looked like he’d lost a fistfight with a weed eater.
“Okay,” he whispered to the ceiling. “That’s enough Colorado for one lifetime.”
He got dressed again despite already being dressed, which somehow made emotional sense at the time. Boots. Jacket. Cap. Pride, if any remained.
Then he stood in the middle of the trailer trying to decide whether he was more frightened or offended.
Mostly frightened.
Rusty knew enough about women to understand two important truths.
First, Debra Lynn was the finest thing that had ever happened to him.
Second, any woman capable of casually tying a grown man to an Airstream bed before sunrise probably had at least one shovel and an alibi already prepared.
He imagined returning to Fort Stockton and accidentally letting something slip at Grounds for Divorce.
“Well boys… funny story… Parker McHale’s actually alive…”
Rex Hall would blink twice behind his glasses.
Lucinda would stop pouring coffee.
Hairless B29 would say, “Knew it.”
Then three days later Rusty would be discovered tied to a pallet of fertilizer behind the Quonset hut with his testicles sewn into his mouth and a note pinned to his shirt reading:
I told you.
The Stockton Telegram-Dispatch would probably run it below the church bake sale announcement.
LOCAL MAN FOUND DECEASED IN AGRICULTURAL INCIDENT
Mayor Goodman would somehow try to turn it into tourism.
No.
No sir.
He needed distance.
Fast.
South meant Texas.
Texas meant weakness.
He’d walk back into Rusty Hammer Hardware and immediately start explaining why Trey was stocking carriage bolts wrong or rearranging paint displays like a communist.
Then Trey would get defensive.
Then Rusty would get louder.
Then Debra Lynn would get quiet.
And that silence of hers hurt worse than yelling ever could.
West was California.
Rusty had long believed California represented the final warning stage before the Book of Revelation.
That left north.
So north it was.

Five hours later the old faded F-100 and the silver Airstream had finally staged a mechanical intervention somewhere in Wyoming.
Saratoga.
Population: not enough to support two stoplights.
The name reminded Rusty of the old Chrysler Saratoga models from the fifties. Big chrome barges with enough dashboard acreage to land crop dusters on.
The town itself reminded him why he’d left Texas in the first place.
The air smelled cleaner here.
Not better.
Texas smelled like dust, diesel, barbecue smoke, and bad decisions.
Wyoming smelled like pine trees, river water, horses, and winter waiting patiently around the corner with a baseball bat.
He pulled into Deer Haven RV Park just before sunset.
The campground consisted of gravel pads, leaning cottonwoods, and a faded office sign featuring a cartoon deer that looked deeply disappointed in humanity.
Rusty backed the Airstream into place.
The trailer groaned theatrically.
The Ford ticked and popped after shutdown like it was muttering complaints under its breath.
“Well y’all think about what you’ve done,” Rusty told them.
Then he walked toward town for a beer.
Or three.
Big Nose Sally’s sat near the river beneath a crooked neon sign that buzzed like trapped hornets.
The place had all the character of the Lucky Lady Lounge back home, just with more flannel and fewer unpaid roofing contractors.
Rusty liked it immediately.
Inside smelled like beer foam, fried onions, old pine boards, and wood smoke tracked in on boots.
A bartender with shoulders like railroad ties slid him a Coors without asking questions.
That was professionalism.
Rusty settled onto a stool.
The first beer disappeared almost instantly.
The second went slower.
Outside the front window, dusk settled blue and cold over Saratoga.
Then he heard it.
A muffler.
A terrible one.

Rusty looked up just in time to see a faded green 1959 Plymouth Sport Suburban station wagon lurch into view and settle against the curb outside Big Nose Sally’s with all the grace of a wounded buffalo.
The muffler sounded like somebody dragging a chain-link fence behind a tornado.
“Well now there’s a survivor,” Rusty muttered.
The wagon wore tired green paint beneath years of Wyoming weather. White roof. Tail fins. Quad headlights. Chrome gravel guards ahead of the rear wheels. Push-button transmission buttons visible through the cracked windshield.
The old Plymouth looked exhausted.
But proud about it.
Whitewall tires wrapped around chrome-covered steel wheels.
The tailgate sat slightly crooked.
The rear power window moved halfway down with a protesting groan before somebody inside slammed it back up manually.
Five men climbed out carrying instruments.
A Telecaster case.
An upright bass.
A steel guitar.
One beat-up snare drum.
One fiddle case held together by duct tape and stubbornness.
The Broken Spoke Drifters.
Rusty knew it instantly before hearing a note.
Not the name.
The type.
Every town had a band like this.
Men who spent daylight hours getting kicked by livestock or crushed beneath machinery before transforming into philosophers the second somebody plugged in an amplifier.
The youngest looked maybe twenty-two.
The oldest maybe twice that.
All of them wore the same expression.
Tired but undefeated.
The station wagon itself deserved applause.
One of 9,549 nine-passenger Sport Suburbans built that year. Faded green paint. White roof. Push-button TorqueFlite. Fury V-800 318 under the hood with those wonderful polyspherical combustion chambers Chrysler bragged about back when engineers still drank bourbon at lunch and solved problems with cubic inches.
Rusty noticed the torn cloth inserts in the rear-facing third-row seat as the fiddle player grabbed a jacket from the back.
He noticed the replacement white headliner.
The cracked windshield.
The corrosion creeping underneath.
The whole thing looked one hard winter away from collapsing into a pile of Wyoming iron oxide.
And Rusty loved it instantly.
The band filed inside.
Rusty lowered his expectations accordingly.
Then they started playing.
And Lord Almighty.
The first song hit the room like truth.

My Tears Have Washed ‘I Love You’ Off the Blackboard of My Heart.
The steel guitar cried softly beneath the vocals.
The fiddle player leaned into every note like he owed it money.
Rusty sat frozen halfway through his beer.
The second song somehow had an even sadder title.
I’ve Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back in Bed Crying Over You.
“That,” Rusty whispered reverently, “is country music.”
By the time they launched into I Miss My Ex, but I Miss the Truck More, the whole bar was singing along.
Not laughing.
Singing.
Because everybody in Wyoming apparently understood that sometimes the truck really was the bigger loss.
Rusty felt something inside himself loosen.
Not heal exactly.
Just unclench a little.
The Plymouth outside.
The cheap beer.
The songs.
The tired faces.
It all reached backward through forty years and grabbed hold of a version of himself he hadn’t thought about in ages.
Pecos County Community College.
Rusty.
Mason McCullough.
Daniel Jack.
Young Rex Hall before the pharmacy and bifocals.
Playing free gigs at the Lucky Lady Lounge for tips and Lone Star beer.
Hauling equipment around in that battered 1960 Dodge Dart wagon Rex bought off Manny’s Motor Mart for two hundred dollars and a handshake that probably violated banking regulations.

Push-button transmissions and electric guitars.
They just belonged together somehow.
Thelma sometimes joining them with a tambourine.
Sweet, pretty Thelma before she became Sister Thelma.
Rusty remembered exactly where he’d been standing the day she told him.
Outside the Dairy Twin.
Summer heat bouncing off the pavement.
Her eyes soft but certain.
“I think this is what God wants from me.”
At twenty years old Rusty had felt completely defeated by that sentence.
How the hell was a man supposed to compete with God?
You couldn’t punch Him.
Couldn’t outdrink Him.
Couldn’t even call Him an asshole without feeling guilty afterward.
It took awhile before Rusty finally understood that losing Thelma had quietly made room for Debra Lynn.
And that maybe things worked out the way they were supposed to more often than folks realized. For him and Thelma. And Debra Lynn and God too.
After the first set Rusty waved the band over and bought the entire group a round.
The oldest introduced himself first.
Earl.
Former bronc rider.
Steel guitar.
Three reconstructed ribs.
The bass player was Miguel, who repaired fences from Saratoga to Rawlins and spoke exactly twelve words per hour unless discussing George Jones.
The drummer was Tiny.
Six-foot-seven.
Naturally.
Worked logging crews in winter.
The fiddle player was Caleb, all nervous energy and sharp cheekbones, barely older than Rusty’s twin boys.
The singer and Telecaster player introduced himself last.
Wade.
Sunburned face.
Broken nose.
Eyes tired beyond his years.
Worked cattle during calving season and drove snowplows the rest of the year.
Rusty listened to them talk and felt youth drifting around the edges of the table like cigarette smoke.
Not his current life.
His old one.
When the future still felt enormous.
When mistakes still looked temporary.
When your back didn’t sound like microwave popcorn every morning.
Caleb reminded him painfully of his boys.
Same restless energy.
Same confidence hiding uncertainty underneath.
Rusty suddenly realized he missed them more than he’d admitted to himself.
The conversation drifted from music to trucks to women to Wyoming winters severe enough to kill optimism.
Outside, snowmelt water rushed dark and cold through the river beyond town.
Inside, Big Nose Sally’s glowed warm and golden.
The Broken Spoke Drifters started their second set.
Rusty stayed.
Then he stayed some more.
By the time he finally stepped outside, the air had gone sharp enough to sting his lungs.
The old Plymouth sat beneath the streetlight humming softly as it cooled down.

Rusty paused beside it.
Ran a hand lightly across the faded paint.
The chrome was cold enough to bite.
He smiled.
Actually smiled.
Not the polite hardware-store-owner smile.
Not the tired husband smile.
A real one.
The kind that sneaks up on you.
He walked slowly back toward Deer Haven RV Park beneath the Wyoming stars.
Tomorrow he’d fish.
Maybe stay another few days.
Listen to the band again.
Let the Ford and the Airstream cool their tempers.
For the first time since leaving Fort Stockton, Rusty felt something close to peace.
Which was remarkable considering the day had started tied to a bed by a possibly homicidal mystery woman with multiple names and a fondness for handwritten death reminders.
Life was funny that way sometimes.








5 responses to “DAZED AND CONFUSED”
Well, you call it a couple episodes back, Angus…Rusty ended up tied up by Eileen/Parker/Lewella. Thankfully, no lasting harm was done and the point was very clearly made.
Old habits are hard to break. And Eileen/Parker/Lewella was clearly at the end of her rope.
The best answer is to be like a just-branded calf – jump up and run back to Momma. Get back to normal as fast as you can. Most of us are hard-wired to be what we’re gonna be. Acceptance…true acceptance…is realizing life is what it is, and going along makes it easy to get along. Life don’t get much better than staring in a campfire, with a grandkid in your lap.
Unless you’ve got that Fire-In-The-Belly that keeps you getting on for another ride! Heaven help us!
How’s that old song go? You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
Maybe Rusty has a few Brain Cells starting to Sparkle. Maybe he’s fixin’ to realize it before It Is Gone.
All this is very thought provoking, even for us old guys who came through our Mid Life Crisis relatively unscathed.
But this is Fiction, nonetheless. We know that because if it were Fact, Rusty would be driving something like my old ’65 F-250 with the 300CID 6 and a 4-speed granny to wrangle that Airstream up a mountain.
Thanx Cap’n
A 223 cubic inch Mileage Maker Six adds more drama. And at this point, Rusty is all about the drama.