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FIND YOUR AIRNADO


By the time Rusty Hammer reached northern Minnesota, he had become suspicious of abundance.

Particularly abundance of water.

The state had entirely too much of it.

Water sat everywhere a man looked. Lakes appeared between the trees every few miles. Creeks crossed beneath roads. Marshes occupied low spots. Even the ditches seemed damp. Rusty had spent most of his life in a part of Texas where water was either working, hiding, or causing trouble. Here it simply lounged around like it owned the place.

The same could be said for the trees.

For two months Rusty had been wandering northward with his pale blue 1962 Ford F-100 and matching Airstream Trade Wind. He had crossed the Colorado, drifted through Montana, spent time in Wyoming, and eventually found himself in Minnesota because somebody in South Dakota had told him, “If you’re already this far north, you oughta see Minnesota in the summer.”

That had turned out to be true.

It had also turned out that Minnesotans had a peculiar relationship with understatement.

Back home, if somebody caught a twelve-pound bass, they’d tell you about it before they got the boat trailer backed into the water. In Minnesota, a man could casually mention he’d once survived a tornado, owned three hundred acres, and accidentally set fire to a shed in the same tone another man might use to discuss mayonnaise.

The whole state felt like that.

Pleasant.

Polite.

Quietly strange.

Rusty found himself camped near a lake whose name he could neither pronounce nor remember. The campground sat among stands of birch and pine. Every morning smelled of damp earth, wood smoke, and coffee. Every evening carried the scent of fish frying somewhere nearby. Loons called across the water after sunset, sounding like ghosts arguing with one another from opposite sides of creation.

It wasn’t Fort Stockton.

But then again, that was the point.

At least it had been.

Lately, however, Rusty had begun to suspect that self-discovery involved more sitting around than advertised.

Most mornings he woke up, made coffee, watched the lake, read a little, and then found himself wondering exactly what he was supposed to be discovering.

The road had been good for him.

He slept better.

He laughed more.

His blood pressure had probably dropped twenty points.

But he still hadn’t figured out what came next.

After forty years of being Rusty Hammer, owner of Rusty Hammer Hardware, he was discovering that knowing who you were and knowing what to do with the rest of your life were not necessarily the same thing.

He was contemplating this problem one afternoon while easing through the campground loop road looking for a place to dump his trash.

That was when he saw the Airnado.

Rusty nearly put the Ford into a picnic table.



The thing sat beneath a stand of pines on the far side of the campground. At first glance it appeared to be an Airstream. At second glance it appeared to be an Oldsmobile Toronado. By the third glance Rusty had reached the uncomfortable conclusion that it was somehow both.

He parked the truck.

Got out.

Stood there.

And stared.

The front half looked like a silver 1969 Toronado that had wandered into an industrial accident. The distinctive nose remained intact. The long hood stretched forward beneath a broad windshield. Marker lights crowned the roofline. The side mirrors stuck out like antennae.

Everything behind that, however, belonged to another species entirely.

Polished aluminum curved rearward in classic Airstream fashion. Rivets marched across the skin. A side door occupied the middle of the body. An awning stretched along one side. Solar panels sat on the roof. The whole thing looked less like a motorhome and more like something somebody had imagined during a fever and then stubbornly built anyway.

“Pretty odd, ain’t it?”

Rusty turned.

An older man sat beneath the awning holding a coffee mug.



The man wore flannel despite the pleasant weather. His beard was white. His face looked weathered by years spent outdoors. A Minnesota Twins cap shaded eyes that seemed permanently amused.

Rusty pointed toward the machine.

“What happened?”

The old man studied it thoughtfully.

“Well,” he said, “depends how far back you wanna start.”

The answer told Rusty everything he needed to know.

He walked over.

The man introduced himself as Arlo Jensen.

They shook hands.

Rusty immediately liked him.

Part of that came from the fact that Arlo didn’t seem interested in impressing anybody. Men reached a certain age and generally traveled in one of two directions. Some became experts on everything. Others became curious about everything.

Arlo belonged to the second group.

Within twenty minutes they were sitting beneath the awning drinking coffee.

Arlo’s coffee was stronger than Rusty’s.

Rusty didn’t mention it.

Minnesota had enough lakes without adding hurt feelings.

“So what’s the story?” Rusty asked.

Arlo leaned back in his folding chair.

“The original builder was a machinist from Michigan named Wendell Atkins. Built it back in the early eighties. Used a Toronado because of the front-wheel-drive setup. Figured if Oldsmobile could pull the front end of a luxury coupe around, it could probably pull a motorhome too.”

Rusty nodded.

“Reasonable.”

“No.”

“It isn’t?”

“Not remotely.”

Rusty smiled.

“Good.”

Arlo laughed.

They spent the next hour walking around the vehicle.

Every explanation somehow made the machine more ridiculous.

The Toronado front clip.

The custom frame.

The 455 Rocket V8.

The TH425 transaxle.

The modified suspension.

The aluminum bodywork.

The solar setup.

The living quarters.

The little electric fans mounted beside the windshield.

The more Rusty learned, the less sense it made.

The less sense it made, the more he admired it.

Eventually Arlo opened the door.

“Come on in.”

The interior looked like a diner, a camper, and a spaceship had agreed to compromise.

Blue captain’s chairs occupied the cockpit. A black-and-white checkerboard floor ran through the cabin. Bright red cushions wrapped around a dinette. Teal cabinets lined one wall. A red Frigidaire refrigerator stood beneath a walnut countertop. Stainless steel reflected afternoon sunlight pouring through the windows.

Rusty stopped and slowly turned in a circle.

“My God.”

“That’s generally the first response.”

“The second?”

“‘Why?’”

“Fair question.”

Arlo pointed toward the driver’s compartment.



“Wait till you hear the deadbolt story.”

Rusty had been admiring the dashboard.

Now he turned.

“The what story?”

“The door.”

“What about it?”

“Needs to be deadbolted while driving.”

Rusty stared at him.

Arlo waited.

The silence stretched.

Then Rusty started laughing.

Not because it was absurd.

Because it was honest.

For forty years Rusty had sold hardware. He knew locks. He knew hinges. He knew every variety of latch ever devised by mankind. Somewhere along the line he’d developed a deep appreciation for straightforward solutions.

The fact that a rolling aluminum land yacht required a deadbolt to keep the door shut at highway speeds struck him as magnificent.

Not ideal.

Magnificent.

“That may be my favorite feature.”

“Most people disagree.”

“Most people are cowards.”

They spent the rest of the afternoon talking.

Not about vehicles.

Not really.

The Airnado simply provided the setting.

The conversation wandered through marriages, children, work, retirement, health scares, and bad decisions.

The older Rusty got, the more he appreciated conversations that wandered.

Young men tended to treat discussions like races. Older men treated them like country roads.

At some point Arlo disappeared inside and returned carrying a plate.

“Ever had lefse?”

Rusty examined the thin folded bread.

“It looks like a tortilla that gave up.”

Arlo looked offended.

“It’s Norwegian.”

“So is lutefisk. That ain’t helping.”

Arlo nearly spilled his coffee laughing.

The lefse turned out to be surprisingly good with butter and cinnamon sugar.

Rusty declined to admit this immediately.

Texans had standards.



As the afternoon wore on, the campground settled into that peculiar northern rhythm. Families returned from fishing. Canoes slid onto shore. Children rode bicycles between campsites. Smoke drifted upward from fire rings. Somewhere somebody started grilling burgers.

The scent mixed with pine sap warming in the sun.

Rusty found himself relaxing.

More than that, he found himself paying attention.

Arlo never talked about the Airnado the way car people talked about cars.

He talked about it the way artists talked about paintings.

Or musicians talked about songs.

Or preachers talked about faith.

Eventually Rusty asked the obvious question.

“What do you love about it?”

Arlo considered.

The old man looked toward the lake.

The water reflected the late-afternoon sky in shades of silver and blue.

When he finally spoke, his voice had softened.

“I spent forty years being sensible.”

Rusty nodded.

“I know the feeling.”

“I worked. Raised kids. Paid bills. Fixed things. Did what I was supposed to do.”

“Nothing wrong with that.”

“No.”

Arlo smiled.

“Not a thing.”

The smile lingered.

Then faded.

“But one day I retired.”

Rusty waited.

“And after about six months I realized nobody had ever asked what I wanted.”

The sentence landed harder than Rusty expected.

Arlo continued.

“People ask what job you want. What house. What retirement account. What responsibilities. They don’t ask what you actually want.”

The campground seemed quieter suddenly.

Rusty thought about Fort Stockton.

About the hardware store.

About all the years spent solving everybody else’s problems.

He’d loved most of them.

But he’d also become very good at postponing questions about himself.

“What’d you do?” Rusty asked.

Arlo pointed toward the Airnado.

“Bought this thing.”

Rusty laughed.

“No. I mean after that.”

“That was after that.”

The old man took a sip of coffee.

“My first wife would’ve hated it.”

Rusty smiled.

“My second wife would’ve thought it was funny.”

“Sounds about right.”

“My third wife told me if I bought it she’d leave.”

Rusty raised an eyebrow.

Arlo shrugged.

“Turned out she was serious.”

“Sorry to hear that.”

“About which part?”

“The divorce.”

Arlo looked at the Airnado.

Then back at Rusty.

“No.”

The answer hung there.

Simple.

Honest.

Complete.

A breeze rattled the pine branches overhead.

Across the lake, a loon called.

The sun dipped lower.

Rusty suddenly understood.

The Airnado wasn’t transportation.

It wasn’t even a hobby.

It was permission.

Permission to stop asking whether something was sensible and start asking whether it made you happy.

Near sunset Arlo tossed him a set of keys.

“Your turn.”

Rusty looked at them.

Then looked at the machine.

Then looked back at Arlo.

“You’re serious.”

“Absolutely.”



A few minutes later they were rolling down a two-lane road through the Minnesota woods.

The Rocket V8 rumbled beneath them.

The aluminum body creaked occasionally.

The steering wandered enough to keep things interesting.

The deadbolt remained engaged.

Pine forests streamed past the windshield.

Lakes flashed through gaps in the trees.

The late-evening sun painted everything gold.

The vehicle felt alive.

Not refined.

Not polished.

Alive.

Rusty found himself grinning.

Arlo sat beside him looking perfectly content.

Not excited.

Not proud.

Simply content.

And that, more than anything, struck Rusty.

The old man wasn’t chasing happiness anymore.

He’d found his.

It happened to look like a Toronado welded to an Airstream.

Back at the campground that night, Rusty sat outside his own trailer beneath a sky that seemed impossibly large.

The lake reflected moonlight.

Campfires flickered among the trees.

Somewhere nearby somebody laughed.

The scent of wood smoke drifted through the cool air.

Across the campground the Airnado gleamed beneath a security light, looking every bit as ridiculous as it had that afternoon.

Rusty stared at it for a long time.

He thought about Debra Lynn.

About Trey. The twins. His only daughter.

About Fort Stockton.

About the road.

About all the questions he’d been carrying around.

Then he pulled a small notebook from his pocket.

The notebook had become a habit.

A place for observations, ideas, reminders, and occasional wisdom.

Most entries weren’t particularly profound.

One page simply read:

“Never trust a gas station selling bait and wedding dresses.”

Another said:

“Mosquitoes in Minnesota may qualify for voting rights.”

Tonight required something different.

Rusty uncapped his pen.

Looked once more toward the Airnado.

Then wrote:

Find out what your Airnado is.



He stared at the sentence.

Read it twice.

Closed the notebook.

For the first time in weeks he felt lighter.

Not because he’d found an answer.

Because he’d found a better question.

The road still stretched ahead.

There were more miles to travel.

More odd people to meet.

More strange machines waiting somewhere beyond the next horizon.

And maybe that was enough for now.

The loons called again from across the water.

The campfires burned lower.

The stars brightened above the pines.

Rusty settled deeper into his chair and smiled.

Minnesota still had entirely too much water.

But he was beginning to think the place might know a thing or two after all.



2 responses to “FIND YOUR AIRNADO”

  1. “Permission to stop asking whether something was sensible and start asking whether it made you happy.” Perfect advice. Thanks for another great installment.

  2. Cap, I think that you are the “fly on the wall in my brain”!

    I hope that you are able to call Sludge as frequently as needed, and … talk … and listen.
    I watched a movie last night about J.D. Salinger.

    Obviously my comments are meant to be positive, and helpful.

    Another excellent story.

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