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EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE


By six o’clock on the morning of the Fourth of July, Fort Stockton had already committed itself to the day.

The sun had barely cleared the horizon, yet folding chairs were appearing along Dickinson Boulevard as if planted overnight. Flags hung from storefronts. Pickup trucks rolled through town with coolers in the beds and lawn chairs strapped down with bungee cords that probably should have been retired during the George W. Bush administration. Children wore red, white, and blue clothing selected by mothers who understood photographs better than comfort, while fathers wandered around carrying things they had been specifically instructed not to forget.

The temperature was climbing rapidly toward whatever unreasonable number West Texas had selected for Independence Day.

Nobody seemed bothered.

Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say everybody was bothered and nobody cared.

After all, everyone loves a parade.

At Grounds for Divorce, Lucinda was pouring coffee as fast as Delgado could cook breakfast. Every booth was occupied. Veterans in faded VFW caps sat beside ranchers, retired teachers, church volunteers, and enough local experts to solve every problem in America if only someone would ask them.

Nobody ever did.

Rex Hall sat at the counter with a yellow legal pad and a cup of coffee.

Lucinda glanced at the list.

“Predictions?”

“Scientific observations.”

“You’ve written down ‘mechanical failure.’”

“Because there’ll be one.”

“You don’t know that.”

“I know Fort Stockton.”

He tapped the list.

“Heat exhaustion. Mechanical failure. Political controversy. One child crying because somebody else got more candy. At least three adults pretending they aren’t crying because they got less candy.”

The old men at the counter laughed.

Rex added another note.

“Possibly fireworks-related stupidity.”

“That one’s free space,” Hank said from two stools away.



The conversation drifted naturally toward previous parades, which was where Fort Stockton conversations always eventually went. Every generation insisted the parade had been better twenty years earlier. Men who had complained about the 1986 parade now remembered it fondly. Men who had complained about the Bicentennial parade in 1976 now spoke of it as if George Washington himself had organized it.

One old rancher swore the best parade in town history had occurred in 1964.

“What happened in 1964?” somebody asked.

He shrugged.

“Nothing. That’s what made it good.”

Near the window, Debra Lynn Hammer smiled at the stories and stirred her coffee. Every now and then her eyes drifted toward an empty booth.

Nobody mentioned Rusty.

They didn’t have to.

His absence had become one of those things that existed quietly in every room.

Rusty was somewhere out there on the road with his old Ford and Airstream, following whatever trail a man follows when he reaches an age where the questions become more important than the answers.

Fort Stockton understood that.

Mostly.

Still, on a morning like this, when the town was gathering itself together, there were moments when people found themselves wondering what Rusty would have said about all of it.

The answer was usually something sarcastic.

Across town, Trey Hammer was learning exactly how many problems could be created by a giant Bowie knife.



The Jim Bowie High School float occupied most of the parking lot behind Rusty Hammer Hardware. Weeks earlier the Home Economics Department had begun construction with the sort of confidence that only teachers and people who had never attempted the project themselves could possess.

One hundred thousand tissue-paper flowers later, the float had become the most ambitious thing the school had built since the football stadium renovation.

The gigantic Bowie knife rising from the center stretched nearly twenty feet long.

The theme painted along the side read:

CUTTING THROUGH 250 YEARS OF PATRIOTISM

Trey thought it looked fantastic.

He also thought it looked vaguely dangerous.

Both could be true.

Near the front sat Miss Landreth dressed as Betsy Ross.

Nobody was entirely sure how old Miss Landreth actually was anymore. Records suggested she was approaching eighty. Rumors suggested she had personally taught Home Economics to several members of the Continental Congress.

She sat calmly in a rocking chair sewing an American flag while supervising the final preparations with the same expression she had used to supervise generations of students.

At the rear of the float stood Rachel Rockwall.

Last year’s Homecoming Queen had been selected to portray Lady Liberty.

Unfortunately, somewhere between the original concept and the final costume, things had gone slightly sideways.

The result looked less like the Statue of Liberty and more like the Statue of Liberty’s considerably less responsible younger cousin.

School board members had already begun searching for Vice Principal Lutz.

Vice Principal Lutz had already begun searching for places to hide.

The float itself was impressive.

The vehicle pulling it was magnificent.

Frontier Ford-Lincoln-Mercury had loaned Trey their prized 1958 Lincoln Continental Mark III Convertible, a Starmist White monument to an era when automobile designers were apparently paid by the pound.

The car stretched nearly nineteen feet long and seemed to contain enough chrome to qualify as a strategic national resource.

White leather covered the seats.

Wide whitewalls gleamed beneath polished turbine wheel covers.

The canted quad headlights stared forward with the confidence of something that had cost more than most houses when Eisenhower was president.

Beneath the hood rested Ford’s legendary 430-cubic-inch MEL V8 producing 375 horsepower and enough torque to alter local geography.

Rodger from Frontier Ford loved telling people about the car.

He had already told the story three times that morning.

By noon he would tell it another fifteen.

The Lincoln normally sat in the showroom as a reminder that Ford Motor Company once built luxury automobiles, sports cars, family sedans, personal luxury coupes, station wagons, convertibles, and a hundred other things besides trucks.

Now it mostly built trucks.

The Lincoln served as a rolling museum exhibit.

Older residents remembered when cars like that weren’t museum pieces.

They remembered when they were simply cars.

One man recalled seeing a similar Continental parked outside a Dallas hotel in 1958.

Another remembered a local oilman who owned one.

A third remembered trying unsuccessfully to date the oilman’s daughter.

The Lincoln inspired stories the way old churches inspired prayers.

Everybody seemed to have one.

Not far away, Mayor Goodman was conducting interviews beside the remains of his recent Patriot Combat Spectacular.

The event had been an MMA tournament nobody requested, few attended, and taxpayers would apparently be discussing for years.

Goodman maintained that America had been built upon the principles of “Mixed Marshall Arts and Survival of the Fittest.”

Neither statement survived even casual contact with history.

The event had somehow resulted in nearly seventy thousand dollars worth of septic repairs beneath City Hall. Goodman insisted private donors would cover the cost. No one could identify the donors, but Fort Stockton had developed a policy of treating certain mayoral announcements the way ranchers treated distant thunder.

Worth noticing.

Not worth chasing.

The parade stepped off shortly after ten.

Dickinson Boulevard filled with fire trucks, church floats, scout troops, antique tractors, riding clubs, classic cars, beauty queens, politicians, and enough American flags to suggest Fort Stockton was preparing for a modest invasion. The Fightin’ Knives marching band led the procession with enthusiasm that occasionally exceeded musical accuracy. Trixie waved from her Buick Electra convertible like a candidate campaigning for an office nobody had invented yet. Hank’s Lucky Lady float carried an enormous American flag and a papier-mâché eagle that appeared slightly alarmed by its own existence. Chad marched beside the Piggly Wiggly float handing bottled water to spectators already losing arguments with the heat.



The crowd cheered.

Children darted into the street collecting candy.

Parents retrieved children from the street.

Grandparents ignored both groups and continued talking.

Fort Stockton had spent more than a century refining the art of watching parades.

The Jim Bowie float drew applause the moment it appeared.

People admired the giant knife.

They applauded Miss Landreth.

They definitely noticed Rachel Rockwall.

More than one father suddenly became interested in local history.

More than one mother suddenly became interested in school board policy.

Vice Principal Lutz developed an urgent fascination with a nearby marching trombone section.

For several blocks, everything worked beautifully.

The Lincoln glided forward with effortless dignity.

Its white paint reflected the sunlight.

The big V8 barely seemed to notice the load behind it.

Older spectators smiled as it passed.

One retired car salesman removed his hat and watched it disappear down the street.

“That’s when America was showing off,” he said.

Nobody disagreed.

Unfortunately, the Lincoln’s transmission had reached a different conclusion.

The first sign was smell.

Several mechanics immediately lifted their heads.

The second sign was hesitation.

The third sign sounded like a garbage disposal swallowing a socket wrench.

The Continental shuddered.

Lurched.

Then stopped directly in front of the Dairy Twin.



The parade froze.

Miss Landreth paused her sewing.

Rachel maintained her pose.

The band lost its place.

A tuba player accidentally wandered into a different song altogether.

Transmission fluid began dripping onto the pavement.

Trey worked the shifter.

Nothing happened.

The Lincoln had completed its participation in the festivities.

Within minutes a crowd gathered.

Fort Stockton enjoys a mechanical failure the way some towns enjoy baseball.

Everybody had an opinion.

Men who had not rebuilt transmissions since the Carter administration immediately began diagnosing the problem.

One blamed the torque converter.

Another blamed modern gasoline.

A third blamed California.

Children watched with fascination because children understand something adults often forget.

A breakdown is still entertainment.

Delgado and Hank helped Trey unhitch the float while Chad arranged for a Toyota Tundra from the Piggly Wiggly.

The jokes began almost immediately.

“The Continental lost its independence.”

“The transmission seceded.”

“It shifted into history.”

Then an older man sitting beneath an umbrella pointed toward the giant knife float.

“The Continental couldn’t cut it,” he announced, “but the float could.”

Even Trey laughed.

There wasn’t much else to do.

Within twenty minutes the float was attached to the Tundra and moving again.

The crowd applauded.

The band recovered.

The parade resumed.

The Lincoln remained behind surrounded by spectators and increasingly concerned representatives from Frontier Ford.

Rodger eventually arrived, studied the growing puddle beneath the car, and sighed.

“Well,” he said, “she was never much of a parade girl.”

The story spread through town faster than the parade itself.

By the time the procession reached Jim Bowie High School, people were already telling the breakdown story to people who had witnessed it firsthand.



The football field slowly filled.

Families unfolded lawn chairs.

Children threw footballs.

Veterans gathered in clusters and exchanged stories they had been telling each other for thirty years.

Barbecue smoke drifted across the grounds.

The concession stand did a brisk business in funnel cakes, nachos, and bottled water.

As the heat finally began to ease, the pace of the day changed.

The parade had been movement.

The football field was reflection.

People sat together and remembered.

They remembered parents who used to bring them to the parade.

They remembered children who now had children of their own.

They remembered old cars, old houses, old businesses, and old friends.

That was the secret purpose of small-town parades.

They looked forward.

But they spent most of their time looking backward.

Lucinda and Delgado sat together sharing a basket of fries.

Hank was already retelling the Lincoln story.

Rex Hall accepted congratulations for predicting mechanical failure.

Debra Lynn sat quietly watching families gather beneath the fading light.

Trey noticed her looking toward town from time to time.

Toward the hardware store.

Toward the road.

Toward wherever Rusty happened to be tonight.

The first stars appeared overhead.

Conversation softened.

The fireworks crew completed its preparations.

Then a vehicle turned onto Dickinson Boulevard and parked in front of Rusty Hammer Hardware.

Debra Lynn saw it first.

The driver’s door opened.

For a moment she simply stared.

Then she was moving.

“Cinnamon.”

The word carried across the sidewalk.

Cinnamon Hammer stepped from the vehicle and immediately disappeared into her mother’s embrace.



People nearby smiled and politely looked elsewhere.

Some moments deserved room.

Trey watched from a distance.

He was happy to see his little sister.

Genuinely happy.

But something about the moment tugged at him.

Cinnamon hadn’t arrived looking carefree.

She hadn’t packed for a casual holiday weekend.

She looked like someone who had spent a long time deciding to come home. Like maybe she had a purpose.

The first firework launched a few moments later.

It climbed above Jim Bowie High School before exploding into brilliant red light over Fort Stockton.

The crowd cheered.

More followed.

Red.

White.

Blue.

Reflections shimmered across windshields and chrome.

Children pointed skyward.

Near the Dairy Twin, the wounded Continental rested beneath the streetlights.

On the football field, families sat together beneath bursts of color.

And in front of Rusty Hammer Hardware, Debra Lynn still held Cinnamon close while Trey wondered what had brought her back.

The parade was over.

The fireworks had begun.

And somehow Trey suspected the real story of the summer had just arrived in town.



5 responses to “EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE”

  1. When we moved from Intown Hotlanta 50 miles southeast to our 48 acre Fescue Ranch, we found ourselves on the outskirts of a town not much different from Ft Stockton. There was a Parade and then Fireworks after dark for years.
    The Sky Show was about 5 miles away directly over the town and we watched from a Knob under a Huge Oak sitting on our Freshly Cut Fescue.
    This year it was cancelled by Mayor Scary Kat Karen (governed by a bunch of women), who was afraid of Teen Groups Raising Cain after dark! So this year No Fireworx and a 9:00 curfew on the town square.
    Happy Independence Day, Y’all!!

  2. I just had a hint of a coming loss. At some point, the Captain is going to move on and work on his book only, or move on from Ft. Stockton to who knows where or why. And, we’ll be dangling like one of his characters, like the decorations on yesterday’s party floats.

    But, to end on a positive note – Captain, I have been looking at your pictures more closely, and I really enjoy them for their content and their addition to the story – never mine their trueness. They are truly enjoyable.

    Plus, the underlayment of the real humanness of “us.” I looked in the mirror and I saw the Universe.

    • “I looked in the mirror and I saw the Universe.” Be careful, ‘Jax. The last time that happened to me was at a fraternity party in 1976 and I woke up in a puddle of my own vomit. The Universe can be tricky.

  3. Considering the overwhelming foreboding and consternation El Capitán baked into this tasty treat of a subplot regarding the Hammer clan, one could assume Cinnamon returned to intern for Mayor Goodman.

    God forbid.

    Happy Fourth to all the regulars (or more appropriately, irregulars) here.
    May y’all have a safe and wonderful day.

    • It’s safe to say Cinnamon is ‘flighty’. But she was raised a Hammer, so she’s got more common sense than to have anything to do with Mayor Goodman or anything he might be associated with. At least I hope she does….

      In the meantime, I’m looking at an afternoon of slow smoked briquet, a bottomless pot of jalapeño pinto beans and potato salad, fireworks with Buttercup, and a thankfulness that the founding fathers determined elections should take place every four years.

      (Don’t confuse ‘fireworks’ with Rice Krispy Treats. Although, if handled properly….)

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