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HANGING AROUND AT THE GFD


The breakfast crowd at Grounds for Divorce had settled into its usual weekday formation, which resembled a military occupation only slightly less organized than the Allied invasion of Europe. Lucinda floated between tables with a coffee pot in one hand and a look on her face that suggested she had already heard three bad ideas before eight o’clock. Delgado worked the grill in the back, producing bacon with the quiet efficiency of a man who considered unnecessary conversation a design flaw in modern civilization.

Hairless B29 occupied his usual stool. Chad sat nearby studying his phone with the concentration of somebody attempting to decode enemy communications. Angus Hopper nursed a mug of coffee large enough to irrigate a small ranch. Debra Lynn and Trey Hammer shared a booth while Pastor Peterson occupied the end seat near the window.

Rex Hall arrived carrying a battered leather notebook and wearing the expression everybody recognized immediately.

That expression meant he had brought a story.



The regulars straightened slightly.

“Morning, Rex.”

“Morning.”

Hairless pointed suspiciously.

“That notebook means we’re fixing to learn something whether we want to or not.”

Rex slid into the booth.

“Probably.”

Lucinda appeared with coffee before anyone asked.

“Historical?”

“Very.”

“Depressing?”

“Some.”

“Good.”

She topped off everyone’s mugs.

“Carry on.”

Rex took a sip.

“My great-uncle John Woods was at Nuremberg.”

The table went quiet.

Even Chad looked up from his phone.

“The executions?” asked Debra Lynn.

Rex nodded.

“The executions.”

Pastor Peterson folded his hands.

“That’s a heavy subject for breakfast.”

“Well,” said Angus, “the eggs already look like they died for a cause.”

Delgado leaned through the service window.

“Don’t drag me into this.”

The laughter loosened things enough for Rex to begin.

“My mother’s side of the family always talked about Uncle John. Not much, mind you. Just bits and pieces. The kind of stories older relatives tell when they’re sitting on folding chairs at reunions and think the kids aren’t listening.”

“Which means the kids hear every word,” said Debra Lynn.

“Exactly.”

Rex nodded.

“He was Master Sergeant John Woods. Most people know him because he was appointed executioner at Nuremberg.”

Pastor Peterson frowned.

“The man who was supposed to hang Göring.”

“The very one.”

Trey stirred cream into his coffee.

“I remember reading about that. Göring took cyanide before they could execute him.”

“Two hours before.”

Rex nodded.

“He cheated the gallows.”

Hairless whistled softly.

“Probably figured swallowing poison beat standing around waiting.”

“That was part of it.”

Rex opened the notebook.

“Göring demanded to be shot instead of hanged.”

“Why?” Chad asked.

“Because soldiers were shot. Criminals were hanged.”

“Still thought of himself as a soldier.”

“Exactly.”

Rex leaned back.

“Even after everything. Even after the camps. Even after the war. He wanted the dignity of a military execution.”

Pastor Peterson shook his head.

“A remarkable capacity for self-deception.”

“Human beings are good at that.  Especially those with power.”

Nobody argued.

Outside the diner window a pickup rolled past beneath the already-rising West Texas heat.

Rex continued.



“Now here’s where the story gets interesting. Uncle John wasn’t some lifelong executioner. Before the war he was just another soldier. Engineer battalion. Ordinary fellow.”

“How does somebody become an executioner?” Chad asked.

“Army needs one.”

“That’s it?”

“Pretty much.”

The table stared.

“That’s comforting,” said Hairless.

“It wasn’t exactly a profession with a long training program.”

Rex took another drink.

“By the end of the war he’d carried out dozens of executions.”

Pastor Peterson looked thoughtful.

“I’ve often wondered about that.”

“What?”

“The people assigned unpleasant duties. The people history barely notices.”

Rex nodded.

“The guards. The drivers. The clerks. The men who built gallows.”

“Everybody focuses on the famous names,” said Debra Lynn.

“Exactly.”

“And meanwhile some corporal from Kansas is hauling lumber.”

“Right.”

For a moment the diner seemed quieter.

Then Angus asked the question everybody was thinking.

“What was Uncle John like?”

Rex smiled.

“According to family stories?”

“Yeah.”

“He drove a Jeep everywhere.”

That changed the mood instantly.

“Aha.”

Hairless sat up.

“Now we’re getting somewhere.”

Rex laughed.

“1945 Willys MB.”

“Now that’s transportation.”

“The very last batches shipped to Europe before the war ended.”

Trey grinned.



“I’d rather hear about the Jeep.”

“Of course you would.”

“Everybody would.”

Rex pointed across the table.

“Olive drab green. White military markings. Folding windshield. Little 134 cubic inch four-cylinder engine.”

“Sixty horsepower?”

“Less than that.”

“Good Lord.”

“Three-speed manual. Dual-range transfer case.”

Angus nodded approvingly.

“Enough gears to climb a tree.”

“About twenty miles per hour uphill.”

“With a tailwind.”

The booth erupted in laughter.

Pastor Peterson smiled.

“It’s amazing those vehicles accomplished what they did.”

“They weighed about as much as a modern side-by-side.”

“Half as much as Chad’s grocery cart.”

Chad pointed.

“My cart has cupholders.”

“Exactly.”

Rex continued.

“Side-mounted axe. Shovel. Jerry can. Rifle mount. Canvas cushions.”

“Luxury package.”

“The military luxury package.”

Delgado stepped out carrying plates.

“You know what’s funny?”

“What?”

“If you showed up today with a vehicle that simple people would think you were eccentric.”

“Or broke,” said Debra Lynn.

“Back then it represented the cutting edge of civilization.”

Delgado nodded.

“No touchscreen.”

“No.”

“No heated seats.”

“No.”

“No Bluetooth.”

“No.”

“No monthly subscription fee to unlock the steering wheel.”

“Definitely no.”

Everyone laughed.

Delgado pointed toward the parking lot.

“Funny how progress works.”

Then he disappeared back into the kitchen.

Rex returned to the story.

“Anyway, Uncle John ends up assigned as executioner.”

Pastor Peterson sighed.

“That’s not a burden many people would volunteer for.”

“No.”

The table quieted again.

“Some executions went badly.”

Rex spoke carefully.

“There are records suggesting several lasted far longer than they should have.”

The regulars exchanged glances.

Nobody found that amusing.

“That’s awful,” Debra Lynn said softly.

“Yes.”

Pastor Peterson nodded.

“The death penalty already asks difficult moral questions. Mistakes make those questions harder.”

Hairless scratched his chin.

“I’ve never figured out where I stand.”

“Neither have most people.”

Pastor Peterson looked out the window.

“I understand society’s need for justice.”

He paused.

“But whenever human beings are given authority over life and death, history suggests we should proceed very carefully.”

Nobody interrupted.

The only sound came from dishes rattling in the kitchen.

Rex looked down at his notebook.

“The war created situations nobody was prepared for.”

“That’s putting it mildly,” Angus muttered.

“Millions dead.”

“Cities destroyed.”

“Concentration camps.  Unbelievable atrocities.”

Pastor Peterson nodded slowly.

“The twentieth century became a laboratory demonstrating how terrible human beings can be.”

The statement settled heavily over the table.

Then Trey broke the silence.

“You know what always amazes me?”

“What?”

“The logistics.”

Everyone looked at him.

“I’m serious.”

“Of all the things to focus on…”

“No, hear me out.”

Trey spread his hands.

“They invaded a continent.”

“Fair.”

“They fed armies.”

“Also fair.”

“They moved fuel, food, ammunition, vehicles.”

Rex nodded.

“Millions of tons.”

“And Uncle John drove around Germany in a Jeep.”

“Pretty much.”

“That’s wild.”

Hairless grinned.

“Only Trey could turn Nuremberg into a discussion about transportation infrastructure.”

“I manage a hardware store.”

“That’s not an excuse.”

“It absolutely is.”

The laughter helped again.

Outside, sunlight flashed across the hood of a passing pickup.

Inside, the coffee kept flowing.

Rex turned another page.

“The family always remembered Uncle John talking about Germany after the war.”

“What did he say?”

“Mostly how exhausted everybody looked.”

The answer surprised them.

“That’s it?”

“That’s what stuck with him.”

Pastor Peterson nodded.

“After enough suffering, victory and defeat begin looking similar.”

“Exactly.”

Rex leaned forward.

“He said cities were wrecked. Roads damaged. People hungry. Refugees everywhere.”

“Hard to imagine.”

“No.”

Hairless stared into his coffee.

“Maybe not.”

The others looked at him.

“My daddy fought in Europe.”

Nobody spoke.

“He said the same thing.”

Hairless shrugged.

“Said by the end everybody was tired.”

“Everybody?”

“Everybody.”

Pastor Peterson nodded.

“Sometimes history books make war sound exciting.”

Hairless snorted.

“History books never had to sleep in the mud.”

That ended that discussion.

A few moments later Lucinda appeared again.

“You boys solving the world’s problems?”

“No.”

“Good.”

She refilled mugs.

“The world gets nervous when y’all start trying.”

As she walked away Chad called after her.

“Would you have driven the Jeep?”

Lucinda stopped.

“Absolutely.”

“Why?”

“Because if it broke I could probably fix it with a hammer and profanity.”

The entire diner laughed.

“Fair answer.”

She disappeared again.

Rex resumed.

“The thing about Göring is that he spent his final days negotiating.”

“Still?”

“Still.”

“After everything?”

“After everything.”

Pastor Peterson sighed.

“People rarely become different people at the end.”

“No.”

“They become more intensely themselves.”

Rex nodded.

“Göring remained Göring.”



Debra Lynn stared out the window.

“Imagine believing you’re entitled to dignity after helping create so much misery.”

“That’s the central question, isn’t it?” Pastor Peterson said.

“What?”

“What does justice owe even the guilty?”

The table grew thoughtful.

Nobody rushed to answer.

Finally Angus spoke.

“I don’t know.”

“Neither do I.”

Pastor Peterson smiled sadly.

“The older I get, the more often I find myself saying that.”

Rex looked around the booth.

“The family always wondered whether Uncle John knew Göring would take cyanide.”

“You think he did?”

“No idea.”

“But Göring managed to avoid the execution.”

Hairless shook his head.

“Somebody smuggled him poison.”

“Apparently.”

“That’s a story by itself.”

“Several stories.”

Pastor Peterson nodded.

“The human race has never lacked for intrigue.”

“Or stupidity.”

“Also true.”

Delgado emerged carrying pie.



Nobody had ordered pie.

Nobody questioned it.

He distributed slices anyway.

“On the house.”

“What brought this on?”

“You people are discussing Nazis.”

“Fair.”

“I figured pie might help.”

Again, nobody argued.

The pie improved morale considerably.

Rex continued talking while everyone ate.

He described the postwar trials.

The evidence.

The witnesses.

The impossible challenge of assigning punishment to crimes so enormous they almost resisted comprehension.

Every few minutes somebody interrupted with a question or observation.

The story bounced between Fort Stockton and Germany.

Between coffee cups and courtrooms.

Between a dusty diner and a shattered continent eighty years earlier.

At one point Trey returned to the Jeep.

“I still think the Willys is the most interesting character.”

“Of course you do.”

“No, really.”

He pointed with his fork.

“Think about it.”

“We’re trying not to.”

“It survived a world war.”

“Okay.”

“It carried soldiers.”

“Okay.”

“It witnessed history.”

“Okay.”

“And eighty years later we’re sitting here talking about it.”

Hairless laughed.

“That may be the most Trey Hammer thing Trey Hammer has ever said.”

Pastor Peterson smiled.

“But he’s not entirely wrong.”

Everyone looked at him.

“Objects become witnesses.”

The pastor folded his hands.

“Churches. Houses. Vehicles. They quietly accompany history.”

The table fell silent again.

“The Jeep doesn’t understand what it saw.”

“No.”

“But people remember.”

Rex nodded.

“And stories keep moving.”

Outside, another hot West Texas morning unfolded across Dickinson Boulevard.

Inside, coffee cups sat half-empty.

Pie plates sat mostly empty.

The conversation had become less about Göring and more about people.

About choices.

About consequences.

About ordinary individuals caught inside extraordinary events.

Finally Chad looked up from his phone.

“You know what strikes me?”

“What?”

“Delgado said it must’ve been easier to be patriotic back then.”

Delgado nodded from the kitchen.

“I did.”

Chad shrugged.

“Maybe.”

“Maybe?”

“Maybe people were united because the threat was obvious.”

Pastor Peterson considered that.

“That’s insightful.”

“Don’t encourage him.”

“Too late.”

The pastor smiled.

“When evil arrives wearing a uniform and invading countries, consensus becomes easier.”

“Nowadays everything’s an argument.”

“Human beings enjoy arguments.”

“Especially in Fort Stockton.”

That produced immediate agreement.

Rex closed the notebook.

“My uncle died years ago.”

Nobody spoke.

“But every time I read about Nuremberg I think about him driving that little Jeep through Germany.”

The image lingered.

A simple vehicle rattling down broken roads.

A tired soldier carrying out difficult orders.

History reduced to one man behind a steering wheel.

Rex smiled faintly.

“The family always said he liked that Jeep better than any vehicle he ever owned afterward.”

“Can’t blame him,” said Angus.

“No.”

“He probably spent the rest of his life comparing everything else to it.”

“Probably.”

Pastor Peterson stood and gathered his hat.

Before leaving, he paused.



“History’s useful.”

“How so?”

“Because it reminds us what we’re capable of.”

“The good or the bad?”

“Both.”

The pastor smiled.

“Which answer we choose is usually the whole point.”

Nobody said much after that.

Outside, the sun climbed higher.

Inside, the regulars sat quietly for a moment longer.

A Jeep in Germany.

A gallows at Nuremberg.

A vial of cyanide.

A pharmacist in Fort Stockton telling stories over coffee.

The distances between those things seemed impossibly large.

And somehow, around a booth at Grounds for Divorce, they didn’t seem large at all.



One response to “HANGING AROUND AT THE GFD”

  1. Reading these stories always brings a memory back to my mind. The Captain (leader) writes his story, and we read it, then discuss it: comments, questions, answers, memories, comparisons – but my memory is being in a class, working on an advanced degree -sitting in a circle.

    It could be a campfire!

    It could be a cafe table!

    Thanksgiving!

    Corporate boardroom.

    – – – I slightly raise my hand and speak: My memory is when I was a young kid, about 10 years old, and an older man, my daddy’s Uncle Will, whom I had never seen before or since, came to visit us and he was driving a JEEP. I was not a very talkative kid (I had a speech stammer – no probs with my buddies), so I don’t know how he connected that I was really enthralled with his Jeep. You just jump in and go! That’s it!
    Our small frame house, that my dad built, was on a gravel street with ditches, and vacant land across from us. Somehow Uncle Will asked it I wanted to ride in the Jeep – Holy Cow!! He drove across the street, through the ditch, and around the weedy land. Yes, that memory is still real and burned into my mind. Later, I was told that Uncle Will had lots of Indian blood – that felt relieving, I was part of a valiant tribe, somehow!

    – – – I could see Trey’s mouth moving, but Rusty’s words were about mechanical things, lineage, discovery and freedom.

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