
In the summer of 1969, when Fort Stockton was still small enough for a man’s reputation to beat him to the barbershop but large enough for him to pretend it had not, Hollis Ray Briscoe discovered that there were only so many times a wife could be expected to hear the words “that is not what it looks like” while looking directly at what it was.
Hollis Ray owned six sections south of town, three producing wells, a white brick ranch house with columns nobody had asked for, and the kind of smile men used when they had confused money with charm for so long they no longer knew there was a difference. He wore pearl-snap shirts, drove Cadillacs, tipped waitresses just enough to be remembered, and treated wedding vows the way some men treated speed limits between Fort Stockton and Alpine. Useful suggestions. Not necessarily binding.
His wife, Marlene, had been putting up with him for twenty-two years, which was eight years longer than the Second Baptist ladies thought she should have and four years longer than Sister Thelma at Our Lady of Immeasurable Concern had been praying for either reconciliation or a clean shot. Marlene was not dramatic. She did not throw lamps, slash tires, or stand in the front yard screaming into the West Texas wind. She was from the old school of domestic warfare, where silence was not surrender but artillery being moved into position.

The final humiliation came on a Thursday afternoon when Hollis Ray was supposed to be in Midland pricing bulls and was instead discovered in the company of a woman named Starla Jean who worked the jewelry counter at Ben Franklin and believed perfume should enter a room before the body had committed to the trip. Marlene did not scream. She simply stood in the doorway of Room 6 at the Naughty Pine Motel, looked at Hollis Ray, looked at Starla Jean, looked at Hollis Ray’s boots standing empty beside the bed, and said, “I believe we’re done here.”
By Monday morning, she had a lawyer from Odessa, a new checking account, and the calm face of a woman who had already burned the bridge in her mind and was now waiting for the county to notice smoke.
The divorce settlement was the talk of Fort Stockton before the ink dried. Hollis Ray agreed to buy Marlene a new home in RoadRunner Estates, which was where women went when they had been wronged by money and intended to heal in central air. He also agreed to provide her with a brand-new automobile of her choice from Tumbleweed Dodge-Plymouth. Hollis Ray made that concession with the careless confidence of a man who assumed his ex-wife would choose something sensible, ladylike, and embarrassing in its own small way. A Polara sedan, perhaps. Maybe a Monaco with power steering and whitewall tires. Something that said, “I have been divorced, but I still attend wedding showers.”
Marlene did not go to the dealership.
She called.
The salesman who answered was a young man named Dale Puckett, no relation to Roger Puckett over at Frontier Ford-Lincoln-Mercury, though both men had the same nervous hair and the same inability to say no to a woman with clear instructions. Dale had been selling Dodges for eleven months and still believed the phrase “customer satisfaction” meant the customer had to know what she wanted.
“This is Marlene Briscoe,” she said.
“Yes, ma’am.”
“My former husband is buying me a car.”
“Yes, ma’am. Mr. Briscoe mentioned that.”
“I want the most expensive Dodge you can order.”
Dale reached for a pencil.
“Make it blue,” she said. “I like blue.”
“Yes, ma’am. Any other options?”
“I don’t care about any of the other details.”
Dale paused. In his little salesman heart, a warning light flickered, dim and yellow, like a dashboard bulb in a used Dart. “Mrs. Briscoe, when you say the most expensive Dodge…”
“I mean the most expensive Dodge.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“And when it comes in, call me. Not him.”
“Yes, ma’am.”

That was how Marlene Briscoe, who had expected something long, quiet, expensive, and dignified, accidentally ordered the automotive equivalent of a blue fistfight with a white tail feather.
The 1969 Dodge Charger Daytona arrived in Fort Stockton on a hauler on a Tuesday morning, and by noon every man within three blocks of Tumbleweed Dodge Plymouth had found a reason to be leaning against something. It was Bright Blue Metallic, so blue it looked less painted than electrified. The nose came out front in a long, pointed aerodynamic cone with hideaway headlamps tucked into it like secrets. The rear wing rose from the back deck in white, tall and defiant, as if the car had been designed by a committee of engineers, bootleggers, and eighth-grade boys who had just discovered graph paper.
There was “DAYTONA” lettering on the rear quarters. Styled wheel covers. Skinny whitewalls. A flip-up fuel cap. Fender vents. Hood pins. A black grille tucked low in the nose. Beneath the hood sat a 440 Magnum V8, orange and arrogant, breathing through a four-barrel carburetor and attached to a TorqueFlite automatic. Inside was dark blue vinyl, bucket seats, a front buddy seat with folding armrest, blue dash, blue steering wheel, blue door panels, blue carpet, and enough 1969 Chrysler optimism to make a man believe gasoline would remain thirty-four cents forever.
Dale Puckett called Marlene and said, with the tone of a man reporting a weather event, “Your car is here.”
“I’ll come by after lunch.”
“There’s one thing.”
“What?”
“It’s somewhat distinctive.”
“How distinctive?”
Dale looked through the showroom window at the wing towering over the roofline of every Plymouth Fury on the lot.
“Mrs. Briscoe,” he said, “it has architecture.”
Marlene arrived at two o’clock wearing a cream dress, sunglasses, and the expression of a woman who intended to inspect a luxury automobile and maybe complain about the seat fabric. Hollis Ray arrived ten minutes later, because Dale, lacking survival instinct, had called him too.
Hollis Ray saw the Daytona first.
He laughed so hard he had to lean against a used pickup.

He laughed at the nose. He laughed at the wing. He laughed at the blue. He laughed at the fact that his ex-wife, in her greed, had apparently ordered a NASCAR weapon for grocery work. He laughed with his whole body, that awful satisfied laugh of a man who believed God had briefly taken his side.
Marlene walked around the car once.
Her stomach had dropped through the pavement somewhere near the front bumper. This was not what she wanted. This was not what she imagined. This was not a car for a recently divorced woman moving into RoadRunner Estates. This was something a man named Snake would drive after escaping a county work farm.
Hollis Ray wiped his eyes. “Well, Marlene,” he said, “you wanted the most expensive Dodge.”
She removed her sunglasses.
And because there are moments in every life when pride either dies quietly or stands up wearing spurs, Marlene looked at the blue Daytona, looked at Hollis Ray, and said, “Yes. I did.”
The laughter thinned.
She turned to Dale. “Is the paperwork ready?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“I’ll take it.”
Hollis Ray blinked. “You’re actually going to drive that thing?”
Marlene opened the driver’s door. “Of course.”
“You don’t even know what it is.”
She slid behind the blue wheel, gathering every ounce of dignity she had left and placing it carefully on the dark blue vinyl seat. “It’s mine.”
That was the first time Fort Stockton saw Marlene Briscoe drive the Daytona down Dickinson Boulevard. It would not be the last.

At first, people stared because they thought something had gone wrong. The nose looked too long, the wing too tall, the color too bright, the whole machine too improbable for a town where most automotive ambition was measured in air conditioning, seat covers, and whether the radio pulled in Odessa after sundown. The Daytona did not blend into traffic. Traffic became something happening around it, the way ants become incidental once somebody parks a carnival ride in the middle of their hill.
Marlene drove it to Piggly Wiggly.
She drove it to church.
She drove it to the beauty shop, where Trixie said, “Honey, that car looks like it knows things.”
She drove it to Grounds for Divorce, where Lucinda watched from behind the counter and said, “That is either the bravest divorce recovery I’ve ever seen or the most expensive clerical error in Pecos County.”
Marlene never admitted the truth.
Not once.
When asked whether she meant to order it, she would smile just slightly and say, “A woman should have at least one car people remember.”
That line entered Fort Stockton circulation almost immediately. Within two weeks, half the women in town had repeated it to their husbands in tones that caused those husbands to go check the oil in something they already owned.
Hollis Ray hated that car.
He hated the way people pointed at it. He hated the way children ran to the curb when they heard it coming. He hated the way Marlene sat behind the wheel, chin lifted, sunglasses on, no longer looking like a wronged woman but like the elected queen of poor decisions that had somehow turned profitable. He hated most of all that his joke had backfired. He had expected the Daytona to humiliate her. Instead, it gave her a parade route.
Fort Stockton adjusted. That was what Fort Stockton did. At first the Daytona was “Marlene’s mistake.” Then it became “Marlene’s airplane.” Then “that blue Dodge.” Then simply “the Daytona,” as if there had never been another and never needed to be. By Christmas, the car had become part of the town’s weather. You noticed when it appeared, noticed when it did not, and formed opinions either way.
Marlene learned the car slowly. She learned that the nose made parking at the drugstore a matter of prophecy. She learned that the rear wing blocked just enough of the view to remind her not everything behind her deserved attention. She learned that the 440 under the hood did not like timid feet, that the TorqueFlite shifted with the confidence of a bank president, and that the car drew men the way porch lights drew June bugs.
Some men approached to explain it to her.
That lasted about a month.
By October, Marlene could say “A36 axle package,” “Sure Grip,” and “440 Magnum” with enough casual precision to wound. Rex Hall once made the mistake of asking whether she knew it had a 150-mile-per-hour speedometer, and she said, “Yes, Rex. But I try not to use all of it in town.”
The Daytona changed her.
Not loudly. Not in any movie-scene way. Marlene did not start smoking cigarettes through a holder or wearing scarves that snapped behind her in traffic. She remained herself. She attended church. She wrote thank-you notes. She kept her yard neat. But there was a new line in her posture, some little internal hinge that had been repaired. She had been laughed at in public, and instead of shrinking, she had turned the key.
Hollis Ray, meanwhile, began what Fort Stockton later referred to as his “blonde period,” though that was unfair to one brunette from San Angelo who lasted almost seven months and left with a bass boat. Wife number two was named Candace and liked horses more in theory than smell. Wife number three was Deena, who said she loved ranch life until she encountered actual ranch life. Wife number four was Misty Dawn, who called Hollis Ray “old-fashioned” in the divorce petition and “financially evasive” under oath.
Each wife arrived younger.
Each wife left smarter.
The ranch shrank by sections. The wells were sold. The columned house went first to a banker, then to a dentist from Monahans who painted the dining room avocado. Hollis Ray moved from Cadillacs to Buicks, from Buicks to pickups, from pickups to whatever had gas in it and no active lien. He still came into town wearing pearl snaps, but they no longer looked western. They looked theatrical.
Marlene drove the Daytona for years.
Then she met Walter Henslee.
Walter was not exciting in the usual Fort Stockton sense, which meant nobody had ever seen him punch anyone, wreck anything, or get asked to leave the Lucky Lady before closing. He owned a feed supply business, kept clean books, and treated Marlene like she was neither a prize nor a problem but a person. He had large hands, quiet manners, and the rare ability to listen without preparing a speech.
The first time he rode in the Daytona, he buckled his lap belt, looked at the blue dash, and said, “This is a lot of car.”
Marlene waited.
Walter smiled. “Suits you.”
She married him the next spring.
Not long after, she parked the Daytona in a storage building behind Walter’s shop. Not because she was ashamed of it. Not because Walter asked her to. It had done its work. It had carried her through the years when she needed the town to see her survive. Now she had nothing left to prove to Hollis Ray Briscoe, Fort Stockton, or the ghost of the woman who had stood outside Room 6 at the Naughty Pine and decided not to scream.
Walter built a cover for it. He started it monthly. He kept mice out of the upholstery and dust off the paint as best he could. Every so often, he and Marlene would walk back there after supper, lift the cover, and look at the blue Dodge sleeping under fluorescent light.
“Still a lot of car,” Walter would say.
“Yes,” Marlene would answer. “It always was.”

Years passed. Fort Stockton changed, which meant it changed less than it claimed and more than anyone wanted. The Dairy Twin sign faded. Boys who once chased the Daytona on bicycles grew into men with mortgages and cholesterol. Tumbleweed Dodge Plymouth became something else, then something else again, because car dealerships in West Texas shed names the way snakes shed skins. RoadRunner Estates filled in with ranch-style houses, chain-link fences, and the particular silence of people who had already told their best stories.
Hollis Ray grew old badly.
Some men soften with age. Hollis Ray dried. He became all angles, complaints, and unpaid bills. He sat at the end of the bar at the Lucky Lady and explained land deals to men who had no intention of entering one with him. He blamed lawyers, women, oil prices, banks, taxes, drought, rain, and “the way things are now,” which is the last refuge of men who spent their youth lighting matches and their old age cursing smoke.
Walter died on a Sunday morning in his recliner with a western on television and Marlene’s hand on his shoulder. He left things tidy. That was Walter’s way. Insurance papers in one folder. Shop records in another. The storage building key labeled in his square handwriting.
Marlene grieved him honestly.
Then, six months later, she opened the storage building.
The Daytona sat exactly where it had waited. Bright Blue Metallic dulled by dust but still alive beneath it. White wing rising in the dimness. Nose pointed toward the door like it had been patient but not asleep. The dark blue vinyl smelled faintly of old heat, plastic, and time.
Marlene stood there a long while.
Then she called Manny’s Motor Mart.
Manny came himself with two young men, a flatbed, and the solemn expression of a man being asked to handle dynamite in church. He remembered the car, of course. Everybody did. He had been twelve the first time Marlene drove it past Grounds for Divorce. He had dropped his Dr Pepper in the street.
“Mrs. Henslee,” he said, though half the town still thought of her as Marlene Briscoe no matter how unjust that was, “what are we doing with it?”
“Detail it,” she said. “Carefully.”
Manny nodded. “Carefully like a car?”
Marlene looked at the Daytona.
“Carefully like evidence.”
They cleaned it for days.

Not just washed. Revived. The blue came back deep and strange, the white wing bright, the chrome sharp, the nose cone glossy enough to throw sky back at itself. Manny’s boys polished the styled covers, cleaned the dark blue vinyl, dressed the engine bay, wiped the orange 440 until it looked ready to offend the neighbors. They opened doors gently. They spoke around it in low voices. By the time they were finished, the Daytona looked less restored than remembered correctly.
Then Marlene sold it.
The buyer came from out of state with a trailer, a bank wire, and the stunned reverence of a pilgrim touching relics. The number that moved through Fort Stockton afterward was half a million dollars, though some said a little more, some said a little less, and Chad from Piggly Wiggly claimed the truth depended on whether you counted the enclosed trailer, the spare parts, and the emotional damages owed to every man who had once laughed at it.
Half a million dollars.
For the car Hollis Ray had laughed at.
For the mistake Marlene refused to admit.
For the blue Dodge that had spent its first years in Fort Stockton being pointed at by children, judged by men, defended by women, and misunderstood by nearly everybody except the person who needed it most.
The news reached Hollis Ray at the Lucky Lady.
He was wearing a shirt with one pearl snap missing and drinking something he could no longer afford to call his usual. When somebody told him what Marlene had gotten for the Daytona, he stared for a long moment, then gave a weak little laugh.
“That can’t be right,” he said.
No one answered.
Because by then Fort Stockton knew better than to interrupt justice when it had finally found a parking place.
Later that week, Marlene came into Grounds for Divorce and sat at the counter. Lucinda poured coffee without asking.
“Heard you sold the Dodge,” she said.
“I did.”
“Feel strange?”
Marlene stirred her coffee. “A little.”
“You miss it?”
She smiled, but not sadly. “No. I think it stayed exactly as long as it needed to.”
Lucinda leaned on the counter. “Hollis Ray heard.”
“I imagine he did.”
“They say he looked like he swallowed a lug nut.”
“That’s unfortunate.”
Lucinda grinned. “You don’t mean that.”
“No,” Marlene said. “I don’t.”
Outside, Dickinson Boulevard shimmered in the afternoon heat. A pickup rolled past. A dog slept in the shade. Somewhere in town, Hollis Ray Briscoe was discovering that the universe keeps books in ink.
Fort Stockton would tell the story for years, usually with improvements. Some versions had Marlene ordering the Daytona on purpose because she secretly knew it would become valuable. Some had Hollis Ray begging to buy it back. Some had Walter racing it at midnight, which never happened but improved the middle. The truth was better because it was dumber, sharper, and more human.
A woman had been betrayed.
A man had laughed.
A salesman had followed instructions.
A blue Dodge with a white wing had arrived in the wrong life at exactly the right time.
And in Fort Stockton, where fate often wore work boots and poor decisions rode shotgun, Marlene got the last laugh without ever raising her voice.








6 responses to “THE LAST LAUGH”
There was a time when these cars were actually used. Toward the end of my High School career(okay…1980), there was an orange Daytona that could be seen driving around my hometown. Not in a car cruise or show, but…as a car. Times have changed.
My Trivia Fact for today: The height of the rear wing on Daytona/Superbird was determined by the trunk lid. MoPar had to make the wing high enough to let the trunk lid open underneath it.
Jean Shepherd (I believe) once wrote something like: “There comes a time in every person’s life where THE LIGHT shines on you. Most of us skulk out of the shine and off into the shadows. Others put on sunglasses and go to lunch at Sardi’s”.
I’m glad Marlene put on her sunglasses.
Jean Shepherd, if I recall correctly from the early-mid 1960s, visited as a guest of the Monmouth (NJ) University Philosophy Club, and was a most entertaining speaker with incredible insight and humor. Thanks for reminding me of a great time.
“ He had expected the Daytona to humiliate her. Instead, it gave her a parade route.”
A wealth of memorable turns of phrases in this one, Cap’n. Loved the story and wanted it so fervently to be true!
Hollis Ray Briscoe proves that if you keep doin what you’re doin, you keep gettin what you’re gettin.
Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned, so the saying goes, and Marlene proved that a long lingering hurricane can do more long lasting damage than a roaring Texas Tornado in a Trailer Park-
And Hollis Ray learned a lesson he’d never forget, …… “Bless his Soul”.