STORIES

SECOND DATE


By ten-thirty Tuesday morning, Trixie had Lucinda under a cape at the Klip-N-Dye with enough foil in her hair to receive crop reports from the Panhandle. Lucinda had left Delgado in charge of the Grounds for Divorce, where he was probably already making the biscuit adjustment she had specifically forbidden. His experiments usually began with the words hear me out and ended with Angus wondering whether the kitchen had suffered a shortage of something ordinary.

The shop smelled of warm hair, permanent solution, and the vanilla candle Trixie burned to suggest these things weren’t happening. A ceiling fan turned above three styling chairs, moving the same collection of chemicals from one end of the room to the other. On the counter stood a photograph of Trixie at a hair convention in Dallas, smiling beside a man whose teeth appeared to have been purchased separately from the rest of him.

Lucinda studied herself in the mirror. There came a point in a woman’s life when maintenance began requiring appointments, specialized equipment, and someone willing to say, “We can work with that.”

Trixie was that someone.

She stood behind the chair in a green blouse, hoop earrings, and an auburn bouffant that would have survived a subpoena. She separated another section of Lucinda’s chestnut hair with the pointed end of a comb. Her concentration suggested delicate surgery, although the conversation had already covered the price of eggs, Sister Thelma’s knee, and Mayor Goodman’s recent appearance in Alpine beside a woman he described as an economic development consultant.

“She developed something,” Trixie said.

Lucinda lifted her coffee carefully beneath the cape. The cup had come from the GFD. She trusted Trixie with her hair, her secrets, and occasionally her credit card. Coffee remained a separate department.

They considered whether Goodman’s wife had seen the photograph. Trixie believed she had, because Mrs. Goodman had come in Monday requesting something “short enough to feel independent.” In Trixie’s professional experience, that put the mayor somewhere between a difficult supper and supervised access to his belongings.

Then, while brushing color onto a narrow section near Lucinda’s temple, Trixie mentioned that she had gone out Saturday with a man who drove a Porsche.

Lucinda’s eyes rose in the mirror.

“A Porsche?”

Trixie nodded.



The ceiling fan continued turning. Outside, a delivery truck passed. Fort Stockton appeared unaware that one of its dependable arrangements had just been disturbed.

Trixie’s romantic history had generally arrived on thirty-five-inch tires, with tinted windows and an exhaust note that could shake a gallstone loose. Her dates tended to drive vehicles large enough to have different weather on each sides. Entering one required a running board, a grab handle, and some confidence in the integrity of her skirt.

There had been a lifted Chevrolet, two lifted Fords, a succession of substantial SUVs, and one diesel pickup whose departure from Morningwood Estates had required Prudence to wash her curtains again. Trixie liked the elevated view. She enjoyed seeing over traffic, although Fort Stockton traffic usually consisted of someone making a left turn after completing an internal review.

Her last serious prospect had driven a truck with FEAR NONE across the windshield.

This position proved negotiable when his former wife entered K-Bob’s.

“He went out through the kitchen,” Lucinda recalled.

“He said he needed air.”

“He needed a different county.”

Trixie folded the foil with two efficient little presses. The man had also claimed to be separated, which turned out to mean his wife had gone to Odessa for the afternoon. Trixie had since amended her screening process. A wedding ring tan line was now considered evidence requiring explanation before appetizers.

The Porsche owner’s name was Warren.

He had come into the shop Friday needing a haircut. He was in town on business, staying at the Cattle Baron, and had asked whether she could fit him in. His hair was ordinary, his shirt had buttons, and his shoes appeared to have been chosen to match each other.

He had clean fingernails.

Trixie mentioned this with the gravity of a woman reporting a favorable biopsy.

“He listened when I told him how to take care of his neckline.”

Lucinda waited.

“Then he asked me to dinner.”

There were men who came into the Klip-N-Dye believing a haircut included permission to say anything that occurred to them. Warren had declined to explain how attractive Trixie might be with less makeup, a different hair color, or fewer opinions. He hadn’t called her sweetheart before learning her name. When she asked what he wanted done, he answered the question rather than suggesting she surprise him and then complaining about the surprise.

His haircut took twenty minutes.

His prospects improved throughout.

Trixie had agreed to dinner at seven. Warren arrived at seven, a practice she had heard about but rarely witnessed in the field. She was finishing an earring when his car pulled up. She looked out expecting something small, low, and German, the sort of automobile whose passenger seat required a woman to fold herself into a position normally achieved during childbirth.



What she saw was white.

And long.

Very long.

At first, she thought two Porsches had arrived together and parked unusually close.

Warren had a 1953 Porsche limousine.

Lucinda began turning her head. Trixie returned it to its assigned position with one hand.

“Hold still unless you want to spend Thanksgiving explaining your left side.”

Somebody had stretched the little Porsche into an automobile with front doors, rear doors, and an extended passenger compartment. It had whitewall tires, a tan interior, a fabric sunroof over the back, and a glass partition separating the driver from the rear seat. The rear doors opened backward. Warren showed her that before she attempted an entrance on the basis of previous automotive experience.

The car looked, Trixie thought, like something that had made a promise and then gone to considerable trouble to keep it.

Warren explained that it had been built for a collector’s daughter’s wedding.

Trixie considered this encouraging. Most vehicles she dated in had been purchased shortly after a wedding stopped working.

She walked around it while Warren waited. The familiar little Porsche nose sat well ahead of the passenger compartment, and the rounded engine lid occupied its place at the other end. Between them was an amount of Porsche she had never expected to encounter.

There were little lights beside the rear compartment and a luggage rack at the back.

Her overnight bag would fit there nicely.

She had not brought an overnight bag.

She simply believed in understanding available capacity.

“He opened my door,” Trixie said.

Lucinda watched her reflection.

“Then waited while I got in. Closed it gently.”

Trixie paused.

Her previous boyfriend had hollered “Pull harder” through the passenger window while eating a convenience-store burrito. Once inside, she had been responsible for moving a tow strap, a socket set, and what he described as a clean shirt. Its eligibility for that description appeared to rest entirely on the absence of blood.

Warren’s Porsche contained nothing she had to relocate.

Trixie settled onto the rear bench, arranged her skirt, and looked around. There were footrests. Blinds at the rear window. Places for champagne glasses. The seat backs folded down, a feature she acknowledged without conducting a demonstration.

Warren stood outside the open door.

“Would you rather sit up front?”

It was such a reasonable question that she took a moment with it.

She did. Dinner was a date, and she preferred speaking to the man without making arrangements through a window. Warren helped her back out, opened the front passenger door, and waited while she settled there.

He seemed pleased by her choice.

This pleased her.

Lucinda raised her coffee cup again. She was beginning to see that the Porsche might have contributed less to Warren’s success than his willingness to remain outside it for thirty seconds at a time.

They went to the Silver Slipper Supper Club.

Warren had made a reservation.

Trixie said this quietly, allowing Lucinda time to absorb it.

A hostess took them to a table that had been prepared in anticipation of their arrival. Nobody asked them to wait near the restrooms. Nobody waved from the bar and announced that they had already ordered wings. A waiter brought cloth napkins, menus, and wine that arrived in a bottle with a label rather than in a plastic tumbler advertising a fishing tournament.

Warren asked about the shop.

Trixie told him.

Then he asked another question related to what she had said.

For years, Trixie had been developing an efficient version of her working day, suitable for delivery before a man’s eyes traveled toward a television. Warren remained interested through the story of a customer who had tried to correct her own color with a product ordered online and arrived wearing a scarf secured with binder clips.

He laughed in the right place.

He did not offer to explain the hair business.

Lucinda found this more remarkable than the limousine.

Trixie asked about his work, and Warren answered without turning dinner into a presentation. He didn’t show her a photograph of his largest fish or make her watch a video of an engine starting. When his phone lit up beside the plate, he glanced at it and put it in his pocket.



By then, Trixie had begun sitting differently.

A woman could spend years preparing herself for the moment a pleasant evening became work. She could keep half her attention available for disappointment, waiting to manage a sulk, redirect a boast, or pretend not to hear something she wished hadn’t been said.

Trixie had done plenty of that.

Over her second glass of wine, she realized Warren was handling his own half of the evening.

She let her shoulders relax.

Lucinda noticed the change even in the telling. Trixie was still working briskly, still producing the occasional remark that ought to have been kept away from an open flame, but something in her face had softened. She was remembering Saturday with pleasure instead of assembling testimony.

Naturally, Fort Stockton had witnessed the event.

Rex Hall and his wife were leaving the Silver Slipper when Trixie and Warren came outside. Rex stopped beside the Porsche, adjusted his glasses, and walked far enough down the sidewalk to establish that the extra doors were actually there.

He asked what it was.

Warren told him.

Rex looked at Trixie.

Trixie looked back.

The exchange contained no words but supplied Rex with enough material to keep the pharmacy functioning until Wednesday.

Across the street, Brother Bob stood beside his car holding a takeout sack. He had apparently collected supper, although his expression suggested he was now observing something he might need to mention generally, without names, during a future discussion of choices.

The Porsche’s rear door stood open. Trixie was examining the passenger compartment in the restaurant light. Warren was describing the glass partition.

Brother Bob watched the door, the partition, and Trixie.

Then he looked at his sack as though the answer might be in there.

“He waved,” Trixie said.

“Who?”

“Warren. Bob had to wave back. Nearly dislocated his conscience.”



Lucinda laughed, and Trixie steadied her head again before applying another strip of foil. The cape rustled over Lucinda’s knees. Outside the shop window, a woman slowed just enough to see who was in the chair, then continued on with the satisfaction of having completed an errand she hadn’t planned.

Warren suggested a drive.

Trixie accepted.

They went beyond the lights of town, where the evening opened around them and the pavement ran beneath an enormous sky. Warren drove carefully. He didn’t accelerate to demonstrate anything. The Porsche made its old mechanical noises, and occasionally he changed gears, leaving comfortable stretches in which neither of them needed to speak.

Trixie enjoyed being close to the ground.

This surprised her too.

From a lifted truck, the road could feel like something happening well below the conversation. In the Porsche, she could see the edges of the pavement slipping past, the pale grass along the shoulder, and the low shapes of country that daylight had made familiar. It felt like going somewhere together.

Eventually, Warren pulled off at a quiet place and shut down the engine.

The silence arrived gradually.

There was the ticking of warm machinery, wind moving through dry grass, and one distant truck headed somewhere that required it to keep going.

Warren asked whether she wanted to try the back seat.

Trixie looked at him.

He looked momentarily concerned about how the question had sounded.

She appreciated that enough to save him.

“After all this trouble somebody went to, seems rude not to.”

He helped her out and opened the rear door. She settled onto the bench, and Warren joined her from the other side. There was a great deal of room ahead of them. Trixie stretched her legs toward the footrests and contemplated an automotive arrangement in which her knees were allowed to have a future.

Warren showed her the recesses for champagne glasses.

They had no champagne.

For once, a man had provided more opportunity than equipment.

He drew the rear blinds, then paused and asked whether that was all right. Trixie said it was. The sunroof above them offered a portion of the sky, and she tilted her head to look through it.

She had encountered stars from the passenger side of many vehicles, usually while waiting for somebody to finish explaining why the four-wheel drive wouldn’t disengage.

These seemed nicer.

“What happened then?” Lucinda asked.

Trixie reached for another foil.

“A gentleman doesn’t tell.”

“You’re not a gentleman.”

“Neither are you, and I’m holding peroxide.”

Lucinda accepted the limits of professional disclosure.

Whatever happened on the rear bench remained between Trixie, Warren, and a collection of old Porsche parts whose original owners could scarcely have anticipated their eventual assignment.

Trixie did acknowledge that the passenger compartment required some cooperation.

Warren was a substantial man. Trixie had her own established dimensions, along with a handbag whose contents could support a small municipality through a weekend emergency. The Porsche had acquired considerable length during its transformation, but nobody had undertaken a comparable expansion from side to side.



There were moments when the glass holders seemed optimistic.

Once, an elbow found a place neither participant had intended for it.

They laughed.

That mattered more than Trixie initially realized.

She had known men who could make an inconvenience somebody else’s fault before either person understood what had happened. Warren apologized, shifted over, and smiled at her. She found herself laughing without first checking whether he would permit it.

Lucinda laid her cup down on the counter. Beneath the cape, her hands rested quietly in her lap.

She knew Trixie well enough to hear what she was leaving out of the jokes. Every so often, someone came along who allowed a woman to set down the practiced version of herself for a little while. Trixie spent her days making other women comfortable in front of a mirror. Saturday, apparently, someone had returned the favor.

Warren brought her home before midnight.

He walked her to the door.

He waited until she was inside.

At no point had he explained that his former wife was crazy, requested help with a loan, or asked whether she might be interested in joining him and another woman he knew in Midland.

The evening ended with a kiss and the possibility of Friday.

Trixie was considering it.

She still liked a big pickup. She liked the room, the view, and a man who could back a trailer without requiring everyone nearby to take shelter. Those preferences had survived Saturday.

But Warren had listened.

And Trixie had discovered that she enjoyed reaching the ground without jumping.

Lucinda smiled at her in the mirror. She hoped Friday would happen. She hoped Warren understood that the woman beside him was worth considerably more attention than whatever happened to be in his garage.

“Overall, were you impressed?”

Trixie held the comb motionless above Lucinda’s head, giving the matter the careful consideration it deserved.

“The length was much better than average. However, the girth was lacking.”



2 responses to “SECOND DATE”

  1. Under the heading “It may be short, but it sure is skinny”, my first car was a VW Bug.

    Good thing we were younger and nimbler back then.

  2. A Porsche 356 limo?

    I’m reminded of a poem by Gelett Burgess:

    I’ve never seen a purple cow
    I never hope to see one
    But I can tell you, anyhow
    I’d rather see than be one

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