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I’LL GET TO IT NEXT SATURDAY


There are automobiles that are preserved deliberately. They are washed with special soap, dried with towels softer than anything in the bathroom, parked beneath fitted covers, and occasionally awakened on Sunday mornings when the humidity is low and there is no chance whatsoever that a bird has recently eaten berries. Then there are automobiles preserved entirely by accident. Nobody plans for them to survive. Nobody drains the fuel, fogs the cylinders, puts the chassis on stands, or leaves a handwritten note explaining to some future archaeologist why the heater box is lying on the workbench. They simply get parked.

And then Saturday never comes.

The 1960 Chevrolet Impala Sport Coupe had been built during that brief period when Detroit believed restraint was a character defect. It was long and low and wide enough to require diplomacy when entering a one-car garage, with a roofline that seemed drawn with a ruler and rear quarters that stretched toward a pair of horizontal fins because Chevrolet had already tried vertical ones in 1959 and apparently decided gravity deserved a chance. Beneath the hood was Chevrolet’s 348-cubic-inch V8, fed through a four-barrel carburetor and connected to a two-speed Turboglide automatic transmission, an arrangement conceived during an era when gasoline was cheap, horsepower was patriotic, and nobody had yet invented a dashboard light suggesting the driver might improve fuel economy by behaving himself.

The factory had painted it Sateen Silver over Shadow Gray, paint code 988 according to the little metal tag Chevrolet riveted beneath the hood. Inside, the upholstery was red and white vinyl with patterned cloth inserts, an interior sufficiently colorful to make the exterior seem almost Presbyterian by comparison. It had power steering, power brakes, tinted glass, dual exhaust, 14-inch steel wheels with hubcaps, and enough chrome to interfere with radio reception in neighboring counties.

Somebody ordered that Chevrolet to be driven.

And driven it was.

By 1967 it was seven years old, which in those days meant it wasn’t a collector car, an investment, an appreciating asset, or an important surviving example of anything. It was a used Chevrolet. Seven years was enough time for the automobile industry to replace tailfins with straight lines, straight lines with curves, and curves with horsepower. A seven-year-old Impala occupied roughly the same cultural position as a seven-year-old refrigerator.

That was when Wendell Pruitt bought it.

Wendell was twenty-eight, married to Ruth, and possessed of the dangerous confidence of a young man who believed anything mechanical could be repaired provided he owned enough wrenches. He had wanted the Chevrolet because of the 348. Ruth liked the red interior. Neither considered these positions incompatible with responsible adulthood.

The Impala became their car.

Not their classic car.

Their car.



It went to work. It went to the grocery store. It went to church. It sat outside under West Texas sun hot enough to turn the steering wheel into agricultural branding equipment. Grocery sacks rode on the floor. Receipts accumulated in the glove compartment. The ashtray was used for coins more often than cigarettes, although not exclusively. Dust came through the vents. Bugs died against the windshield. The 348 started every morning with that particular heavy mechanical rotation of a large American V8 waking reluctantly from sleep.

There were no smartphones to record any of it.

That may be why ordinary life seemed more ordinary then.

A camera came out for Christmas, birthdays, vacations, babies, graduations, and occasionally when somebody caught a fish large enough to require documentary evidence. Nobody photographed the Chevrolet parked outside Safeway on a Tuesday afternoon. Nobody took a picture of Ruth sitting in it waiting for Wendell to come out of the hardware store. Nobody thought to preserve the moment when the odometer turned 40,000.

They were too busy living it.

By the end of the 1960s, the Impala was approaching 59,000 miles. It had developed squeaks. The radio sometimes needed persuasion. The clock had become more philosophical than precise. There were places where the paint had surrendered its shine. None of that mattered. The Chevrolet still started, still moved, and still carried two people wherever they needed to go.

Then the heater began leaking.

Not dramatically.

Cars rarely understand narrative timing.

There was no explosion of steam on Highway 285. No emergency pull to the shoulder. No heroic tow truck appearing against a West Texas sunset. Wendell noticed moisture where moisture did not belong and eventually concluded that the heater assembly needed attention.

This was good news.

Wendell knew how to fix things.

One Saturday morning he drove the Impala into the shed, opened both doors, put his tools on the concrete, and began removing the heater box.

Ruth appeared sometime before lunch.

“How long is this going to take?”

Wendell was lying partly beneath the dashboard.

“Couple hours.”

This was the first estimate.

By noon the heater box was out.



By two o’clock Wendell had discovered that one of the things he intended to replace was not among the things he had purchased to replace it with.

He sat in the driver’s seat and considered the situation.

The steering wheel was red. The dashboard was red. Sunlight coming through the tinted windshield softened the interior of the shed. The Chevrolet smelled of old vinyl, warm carpet, antifreeze, dust, and the faint petroleum perfume common to every American automobile old enough to have a carburetor.

Nothing was wrong that couldn’t be fixed.

He put the removed pieces together.

“I’ll get to it next Saturday.”

There is no evidence that Wendell Pruitt understood he had just sentenced the Chevrolet to fifty-five years in prison.

Next Saturday brought something else.

Maybe it was work.

Maybe somebody needed help.

Maybe the lawn needed mowing.

Maybe Ruth had already made plans.

Whatever it was seemed more important because, unlike the Chevrolet, it needed doing immediately. The Impala was safe inside. The heater box wasn’t going anywhere.

Another Saturday came.

Then another.

The Chevrolet remained in the shed.

Dust arrived first.

Dust is patient in West Texas. It does not require permission, and it has never respected property lines. It slipped beneath doors, through cracks, around window frames, and settled across the hood in a layer too thin to notice until somebody dragged a finger through it.

Nobody did.

Summer passed.

Then winter.

The battery weakened.

The tires softened.

A year is not a long time when you are twenty-nine.

Wendell walked past the Chevrolet regularly. Sometimes he opened the door. Sometimes he looked beneath the hood. Once or twice he probably told Ruth he needed to finish it.

She probably said, “Then finish it.”

Marriage has always contained moments when further discussion would add nothing.

Richard Nixon became president.

The Impala sat.

Apollo 11 landed on the moon.

The Impala sat.

The Beatles broke up.

The Impala sat.



At some point it became easier to leave the Chevrolet where it was than to explain why it was still there. A box was placed near it. Then another. Something leaned against the wall beside the passenger side. The garage gradually reorganized itself around the Impala until removing the car would have required moving everything accumulated since the Johnson administration.

The Chevrolet stopped being transportation.

It became geography.

Children grew tall enough to see through its windows. The youngest was warned not to climb on it. Christmas decorations occupied shelves above it. A lawn mower lived nearby for several years. Somewhere along the way, a previous year’s calendar remained on a nail because nobody needed the wall badly enough to remove it.

The radio never played again.

The clock stopped.

The 348 cooled for the last time and remained cold.

The odometer waited at approximately 59,000 miles.

Outside, America developed an astonishing ability to continue without the Chevrolet.

Gasoline went from something attendants pumped while checking your oil to something people lined up to buy. Detroit discovered catalytic converters. Seat belts became expected. Cars acquired electronic ignition, radial tires, fuel injection, airbags, computers, cup holders, navigation systems, backup cameras, Bluetooth, and eventually the ability to complain electronically when their owners neglected them.

The Impala had none of those things.

It had a speedometer that went to 120.

That had once seemed sufficient.

Gerald Ford became president.

Then Jimmy Carter.

Then Ronald Reagan.

The Chevrolet remained exactly where Wendell had left it.

The Sateen Silver and Shadow Gray paint began losing its battle with time. Oxidation dulled the surfaces. Rust appeared along the hood and lower body. Chrome lost its brilliance. The bumpers became cloudy. The once-proud finish slowly transformed into the mottled gray, brown, and silver complexion of something neither restored nor destroyed.

Inside, however, the years moved more slowly.

The red-and-white seats remained astonishingly recognizable. Their patterned cloth inserts still carried the visual optimism of 1960, when automobile interiors were designed by people apparently convinced beige represented a personal failure. The steering wheel remained bright red. The dashboard kept its chrome trim. The gauges stayed where Chevrolet workers had installed them.

Nobody reupholstered it.

Nobody installed bucket seats.

Nobody cut the dashboard for a cassette player.

Nobody put fuzzy dice on the mirror in 1974, a CB radio beneath the dash in 1977, a digital stereo in 1988, or billet aluminum anything in 1996.

Neglect, having caused the problem, began accidentally preserving the evidence.

That was the peculiar bargain the Chevrolet made with time.

It deteriorated.

But it remained itself.

The Berlin Wall fell.

The Soviet Union disappeared.

People began carrying telephones in their cars and then in their pockets.

The Internet arrived.

The Impala waited.

By then Wendell was no longer twenty-eight.

There is a point in life when unfinished projects change categories. At first they are things you haven’t done yet. Then they become things you really ought to do. Later they become things you’re going to get around to when you have more time.

Eventually they become things you used to intend to do.

Wendell may have understood the transition when it happened.

More likely, he didn’t.

Most of us don’t.

One day you’re thirty-five and thinking about getting that old Chevrolet running.

Then you’re forty-seven.

Then sixty-three.

The car hasn’t moved, but somehow you have.

Perhaps Wendell still occasionally opened the hood.



There sat the 348, enormous and familiar, the round air cleaner resting above the four-barrel carburetor. Surface rust spread across brackets and pulleys. Hoses hardened. Wiring aged. Dust settled everywhere.

The engine didn’t look dead.

It looked asleep.

That distinction becomes important when you’re getting older.

“I need to get back to that.”

Maybe he said it aloud.

Maybe nobody heard him.

Maybe Ruth did.

She had heard it before.

Years became decades.

The thin whitewalls eventually holding the car up were not the tires it had worn into storage, but the 14-inch steel wheels remained beneath it, still wearing Chevrolet hubcaps. The dual exhaust remained underneath, surrounded by an undercarriage that recorded every stationary year in surface rust and oxidation. Power steering. Power brakes. Turboglide transmission.



All still there.

The heater box was still absent.

That mattered.

Because the missing heater box transformed the Chevrolet from merely an old abandoned car into something more intimate.

It proved somebody had intended to come back.

Had Wendell simply parked a broken automobile, the story would be ordinary. Millions of cars have been parked when their usefulness ended.

But this one had been taken apart.

Work had begun.

There had been a plan.

Next Saturday.

By the time 2024 arrived, fifty-five years had passed since the Impala had effectively disappeared from the road.

Fifty-five years.

Long enough for a newborn to become eligible for the senior discount.

Long enough for the Chevrolet itself to travel from used car to obsolete car to old car to antique car to desirable collector car without moving an inch.

Then the doors opened.

Daylight found it again.

There is something almost indecent about exposing a machine after that long. The dust, rust, stains and corrosion belong to darkness. They develop privately. Seeing them suddenly in daylight feels like opening somebody else’s diary.

The Chevrolet was rolled out into a world it had never known.

It was magnificent.

Not beautiful in the conventional sense.

Magnificent.

The paint was exhausted. Rust had broken through across the hood and other areas. The chrome was tired. The engine compartment looked every bit its age. Underneath, more than half a century of inactivity had produced the expected archaeology of oxidation.

But there it was.

A 1960 Chevrolet Impala Sport Coupe.

Not a recreation.

Not somebody’s interpretation of 1960.

The thing itself.

Four headlights still occupied the front end. The broad grille stretched between them. The Chevrolet emblem remained in the center. The roof swept backward into that unmistakable greenhouse. The rear carried six round taillights, although one no longer worked, and the reversing lights had joined it in retirement.

The lights otherwise worked.

After fifty-five years.

That seems worth mentioning.

The doors opened to reveal those extraordinary red-and-white seats. The steering wheel still faced the 120-mph speedometer. The analog clock remained in the dash, indifferent to the joke. The fuel and coolant gauges waited behind their glass. The odometer still showed roughly 59,000 miles.

The radio didn’t work.

The dash lights didn’t work.

The heater box was still missing.

Of course it was.

Some promises are remarkably durable.



Beneath the hood remained the 348, still connected to its four-barrel carburetor and two-speed Turboglide. In 1960, that combination had represented Chevrolet’s idea of effortless American motion: a big engine, an automatic transmission, power steering, power brakes, and enough sheet metal surrounding everything to make parking a form of maritime navigation.

Now the engine bay was brown with age.

But nobody had replaced the 348 with a crate motor.

Nobody had swapped in an overdrive transmission.

Nobody had modernized the brakes.

Nobody had decided the Impala needed 20-inch wheels.

It had survived the most dangerous thing that can happen to an old automobile.

Nobody had improved it.

When photographs of the car eventually made their way around Fort Stockton, the Impala needed very little interpretation. Even the Regulars at the Grounds for Divorce, people ordinarily capable of turning a loose fan belt into a three-day theological dispute, mostly left it alone.

Angus Hopper studied the photograph of the interior.

“Fifty-five years?”

“About that.”

He looked at the missing heater box.

“What stopped him?”

Nobody knew.

Angus nodded.

He understood.

Most men do.

The picture went around the table.

There was no debate over whether the paint should be restored or preserved. Nobody argued about the Turboglide. Nobody calculated the horsepower. Nobody announced what the car was worth.

For once, those weren’t the interesting questions.

The interesting question was how a man could remove a heater box on Saturday morning and somehow wake up fifty-five years later without putting it back.

The answer was uncomfortable because it had very little to do with automobiles.

Life happened.

That was all.

Work happened.

Children happened.

Bills happened.

Birthdays happened.

Funerals happened.

There were groceries to buy, lawns to mow, parents to care for, roofs to repair, weddings to attend, jobs to keep, and a thousand urgent Tuesday problems that defeated one unhurried Saturday promise.

The Chevrolet simply kept the receipt.

Today the Impala’s weathered body tells two stories simultaneously.

One is written in metal.

Sateen Silver.

Shadow Gray.

348 cubic inches.

Four-barrel carburetor.

Turboglide.

Power steering.

Power brakes.

Tinted glass.

Dual exhaust.

Fourteen-inch wheels.

Fifty-nine thousand miles.

The other story cannot be found on the trim tag.

It is written in the empty space where the heater box should be.

That space contains fifty-five years.

It contains every Saturday Wendell believed was still ahead of him.

Maybe the Impala will be restored now. Perhaps someone will rebuild the 348, overhaul the Turboglide, repair the brakes, replace the tired rubber, polish the chrome, and return paint code 988 to the exact Sateen Silver over Shadow Gray Chevrolet intended.

Maybe somebody will reinstall a heater box.

I hope so.

But there is a small part of me that hopes whoever does it pauses before tightening the final bolt.

Because somewhere between the missing heater box and the 59,000-mile odometer is the reason this particular Chevrolet matters.

It isn’t rare because it survived.

Lots of old Chevrolets survived.

It matters because for fifty-five years it preserved one of the smallest and most consequential lies human beings tell themselves.

I’ve got time.

The Impala had plenty.

Wendell didn’t.

And somewhere, beneath all that dust and oxidation, under the tired chrome and the faded Sateen Silver, inside a red-and-white interior where an analog clock stopped measuring anything useful decades ago, a Saturday morning has been waiting since 1969.

The tools were put away.

The parts were set aside.

The car was safe inside.

Nothing was wrong that couldn’t be fixed.

Wendell would get to it.

Next Saturday.



4 responses to “I’LL GET TO IT NEXT SATURDAY”

  1. ‘Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time 
    Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines.’

    Time, Pink Floyd

  2. Once again, this landed close.

    I can point to a project bike I rolled up on the workstand about 15 years ago. Only recently has a little progress been made.

    If only we were judged on our intentions…

  3. This one hit close to home, Captain.

    Happily, my car has made it out of the garage and is back on the road. I paid someone to make it right rather than getting around to it myself, though. It did leave me with a question…”Why did it take me so long?”

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