
Manny had written RARE SOVIET CLASSIC across the windshield in yellow shoe polish, which was unfortunate because the car was also yellow. From the highway, the advertisement appeared to be a municipal warning about a lemon.
It was a 1977 Lada Niva, a small, square, three-door four-wheel-drive that looked as though somebody had asked a refrigerator factory to build a Jeep without distracting it from its principal obligation. It had round headlights, a black vinyl interior, a four-speed stick, and several additional levers whose functions Manny explained by moving his hand generally toward the Soviet Union.
“Off-road equipment.”
Angus Hopper leaned through the open window. “Which one gets you back on?”
Manny had acquired it in a trade involving a bass boat, a divorce, and a man from Albuquerque who needed to leave before either of the first two subjects could be discussed thoroughly. Its papers were in order. This distinguished it from several other vehicles at Manny’s Motor Mart, where a clear title occasionally meant the previous owner had stopped calling.
The Niva occupied the front row between a tired Cadillac and a pickup advertised as RANCH READY, an assessment based chiefly on the absence of anything a ranch could damage further. Manny wanted $12,995 for the Lada. He had arrived at that figure by finding another foreign car online, learning it had sold for a substantial sum, and deciding geography was geography.
Chad had come along because Angus wanted a second opinion and Hairless B29 wanted to see whether communism had provided adequate headroom. By ten-thirty, all three were inside the Grounds for Divorce reporting their findings to people who had successfully avoided buying it.
“Full-time four-wheel drive,” Angus said. “Low range. Short wheelbase. Could probably climb a creek bank pretty well.”
“Could probably climb out of a marriage,” Trixie said. “Nobody’s following you home in that.”
Chad had taken photographs. In one, tucked beneath the passenger seat, was a brown envelope containing Russian writing, a typed date, and the letters N. A. DA. handwritten in blue pencil across the top.
Rex Hall adjusted his glasses. “January eighth, nineteen seventy-seven.”
Lucinda stopped pouring.

Rex had read about the Moscow bombings years earlier. Three explosions, he told them: one on a subway train, another inside a grocery store, and a third near another grocery store. Seven people killed. Soviet authorities later attributed the attacks to Armenian nationalists. The secrecy surrounding the investigation and trial had left serious questions behind.
For a moment, the little envelope on Chad’s phone changed the temperature at the table. These were people who bought groceries, rode in vehicles, and expected to come home. A date could seem very far away until somebody described what people had been doing when it arrived.
Then Chad leaned closer.
“You think that’s the car?”
“What car?” Rex asked.
“The bombing car.”
“I just said subway train.”
Chad studied the photograph again. In his experience, international intrigue tended to arrive with clearer labeling.
“Well,” he said, “it’s an awfully small SUV.”
By noon, Fort Stockton understood that Manny was selling a former KGB pursuit vehicle. By one, it had transported a Soviet premier. At two-fifteen, somebody at the Piggly Wiggly said there was a submarine connection, although nobody could explain how that would improve the resale value in Pecos County.
Manny raised the price to $15,995.
At three, a thin elderly man stepped out of a rental sedan carrying a leather document case and wearing a gray suit inappropriate to the weather, the location, and the general condition of Manny’s office chair.
His name was Viktor Sokolov.
He had seen a photograph of the Lada in an online advertisement. He had flown to Texas to examine it. His English was careful, his expression weary, and his posture suggested forty years of knowing which doors required knocking and which doors required pretending you had never seen them.
Manny immediately put the price back to $12,995. A real Russian complicated the merchandising.
Viktor asked to inspect the passenger door.
“Electric windows weren’t an option,” Manny explained.
“I am not interested in the window.”
Manny looked toward the rental car, wondering how much international crime could be conducted before the sheriff needed to become involved.

Viktor pointed to a shallow dent beside the door handle. Then he knelt, studied two mismatched screws in the interior panel, and closed his eyes.
“This is the car.”
Manny considered the sentence from a retail perspective.
“Then you already know how rare it is.”
Sheriff Vickers arrived twenty minutes later with Deputy Cromwell, who had brought a fresh notebook and the expression of a man hoping this would finally justify the tactical flashlight he had purchased with his own money. Vickers had brought neither enthusiasm nor additional equipment. He had learned that most emergencies at Manny’s involved something being represented as something else.
Viktor said he had once worked as a junior investigator in Moscow. He was retired. He was unarmed. He wanted a notebook he believed was hidden inside the passenger door.
“A codebook?” Cromwell asked.
“A notebook.”
“That’s what you’d call a codebook.”
Vickers sent Cromwell to check the rental car’s plate, an assignment that removed him from the conversation without hurting his feelings more than usual.
Viktor opened his document case. Inside were photographs, letters, and a picture of a much younger woman standing beside a yellow Lada. She had dark hair, a severe winter coat, and one hand resting on the roof as if she had paid for the vehicle and intended to keep track of it.
Natalya Andreevna Davydova.
N. A. DA.
“We called her Nada,” Viktor said. “She preferred it. She said Natalya was what her mother called when something had been broken.”
Manny looked at his own pricing worksheet. Across the top he had written CHECK NADA VALUE.
He quietly turned it facedown.
Nada had been near the grocery store when one of the bombs exploded that January evening. She was twenty-six, worked in a laundry, and had stopped for bread on her way home. She had helped carry an injured man outside, found a woman’s handbag beneath broken glass, and sat beside a stranger until help arrived. Later, she had given a statement.
Viktor had taken it.
His superiors wanted times, descriptions, directions, anything useful to an investigation. Nada provided those things. She also provided details that kept slipping out of his official drafts: the injured man asking whether his wife had been told, the woman searching for one shoe, the bread she had left on the pavement because she needed both hands.
His report came back with corrections. He made them. Then it came back again.
Eventually, it contained very little of Nada.
“I was young,” Viktor said. “I thought a good report was one they accepted.”
Vickers rested his forearms on his knees. He had spent enough years reading statements to know how much a person could disappear between what happened and what finally got typed.
Months later, Nada bought the Niva. She and Viktor had become friends, and when he finally admitted that he had kept his first handwritten interview, she told him she wanted it. He gave it to her. The notebook went into the door because her apartment had damp walls, a landlord with questions, and very little that locked.
The Lada eventually passed out of her hands. Viktor lost touch with her. Years went by. Countries changed their names. People moved. Old addresses became shops, then holes, then buildings nobody he knew could afford.
He had begun looking for her after his wife died.
The online photograph showed the dent. He had put it there himself, opening the door against a post in a courtyard in 1978. Nada had charged him for the repair and then never repaired it.
“She said otherwise I might forget.”
Manny glanced at Angus, who had returned to the lot and was now examining the Niva with greater respect. A dent that could identify a car across half a century was more useful than most of the electronics being installed in new ones.
With Manny’s permission, Angus removed the door panel while Vickers watched. Behind it lay a flat parcel wrapped in oilcloth, secured with string so old it surrendered without much argument. Inside was a small notebook, a photograph, and a grocery receipt.
No cipher. No weapon. No international conspiracy.
Manny experienced a brief professional disappointment and then had the decency to keep it to himself.

Viktor held the notebook with both hands. He did not immediately open it. For nearly fifty years he had remembered being a young man who had left something out. Now the thing he had left out was sitting in his lap.
They took him to the Grounds for Divorce because Fort Stockton had no established procedure for this circumstance, and Lucinda generally did.
She gave him coffee. Delgado sent out a plate of biscuits. Trixie abandoned an appointment at the Klip-N-Dye, explaining to her customer that international developments had temporarily outrun the rinse cycle.
Viktor read a few lines aloud, translating slowly. A woman had asked Nada to hold her hand. Nada had done so. When a policeman told her to move, she told him he would have to move both of them.
Lucinda lowered herself into the empty chair.
“Did you find her?”
Viktor shook his head. “Not yet.”
It was Sister Thelma who found her, although Sister Thelma insisted this was merely the natural result of asking a competent person.
Trixie had called her. Sister Thelma called a woman in Odessa who helped immigrants with paperwork. That woman recognized the surname, telephoned somebody else, and within an hour a voice on speakerphone was asking why a man from Moscow had dismantled her old car in a used-car lot.
“Nada?” Viktor said.
“Who else would know you broke the door?”
She lived outside Alpine. Her husband had died. She had a daughter in Texas, bad knees, and absolutely no interest in becoming an exhibit. Yes, she would come tomorrow. No, Viktor was not to let the dealer throw away the original screws.

After the call, he sat quietly for a long time.
Hairless finally asked whether he wanted another biscuit.
Viktor nodded.
Some reunions have to be approached in stages.
Nada arrived the following morning in her daughter’s crossover, carrying a handbag large enough to contain the rest of the Soviet archive. She was small, white-haired, and dressed in a dark blue blouse. She stepped into Manny’s office, looked at Viktor, and studied him without the least intention of making the moment easier.
“You got old.”
“So did you.”
“I was busy. What is your excuse?”
Then she hugged him.
Manny stood beside the filing cabinet, suddenly interested in a drawer that had not opened since the Bush administration.
Outside, Nada walked around the Niva. She touched the dent, inspected the upholstery, and criticized the replacement tires. Her daughter smiled the smile of a woman who had hoped a long drive might wear her mother out and had once again misunderstood the available machinery.
Viktor handed Nada the notebook.
She recognized it immediately. For a while she read without speaking. When she reached the account of the woman whose hand she had held, she pressed her thumb against the page.
“She lived,” Nada said. “I went to see her afterward.”
Viktor looked up.
“You never told me.”
“You stopped asking.”
He accepted that. There were explanations available, but he had flown a considerable distance to stop using them.
Nada closed the notebook and tucked it inside her handbag. Then she asked Manny what he wanted for the car.
By this time, Manny had acquired an audience. Angus, Hairless, Chad, and Rex had assembled along the office wall. Nobody had been invited. In Fort Stockton, a negotiation involving a used car and an elderly woman who had already survived one government was considered an open event.
“Twelve thousand nine hundred ninety-five,” Manny said.
Nada looked at him.
“Dollars?”
Manny confirmed that this was the customary arrangement.
She opened the driver’s door and sat down. Viktor stood beside her while she checked the gear lever, felt beneath the dash, and turned the key. The little engine caught with a rough, determined idle.
Nada listened.
“Five thousand.”
Manny mentioned rarity, provenance, and the collector market. She asked whether he had a spare clutch cable. He did not. She asked about parts. He described the internet. She asked whether the internet would bring her home if the car stopped outside Marathon.
Angus found something fascinating to study on his boot.
“I’ve got more than that in it,” Manny said.
“Then you should have brought me when you bought it.”
Manny tried once more, explaining that this automobile represented an opportunity to preserve history. Nada told him history appeared to need a clutch cable. Rex removed his glasses and polished them, a precaution against being asked to contribute anything beyond his presence.
Chad, hoping to contribute, said Manny might be able to look up the NADA price.
She turned toward him.
“I have given him the Nada price.”
Hairless laughed so hard the Cadillac’s alarm briefly became concerned.
They settled at $6,250, including a full tank, reinstallation of the door panel, and Manny’s promise to remove RARE SOVIET CLASSIC from the windshield. Nada insisted that Angus check the brakes before anybody discussed taking it farther than lunch.

Viktor offered to pay. She refused. He offered again. She said he could buy lunch and reimburse her for the dent with forty-eight years of interest.
He agreed before she named a figure.
By lunchtime, the yellow Lada was parked outside the Grounds for Divorce, and two elderly Russians sat at the regulars’ table arguing about which one of them had always been worse at taking directions. Viktor maintained that Nada had once sent him to the wrong railway station. Nada maintained that she had sent him to the correct station and he had improved upon her instructions.
Fort Stockton had once again started with a car and wandered into somebody’s life without wiping its boots. For once, the town seemed to understand when to stop tracking things across the floor. Lucinda set their plates down gently. Delgado came out of the kitchen to meet Nada, who complimented his biscuits with the gravity of somebody issuing a certificate.
Viktor asked whether she would let him make a copy of the notebook. He wanted to leave an account that included what he had once removed.
She considered him over her coffee.
“Write that I was frightened.”
He nodded.
“And that I helped anyway.”
He nodded again.
Across the street, somebody came out of Rusty Hammer Hardware carrying a bag of screws. A pickup passed. Lucinda topped off their cups and left the coffee pot on the counter. Angus studied the yellow car through the window. Trixie let a question go unasked. For a minute, the two old friends sat in a silence neither had to explain.
Then Manny came in with the paperwork.
The settlement had left him thoughtful. He told the table he had learned a lesson about international automobiles, although Angus suspected the lesson would expire as soon as another one arrived with decent paint.
Manny slid the bill of sale toward Nada and asked whether, when the time came, she might consider trading the Niva back to him.
She signed her name, handed him the pen, and looked through the window at the little yellow car that had finally brought something home.
“Nada chance.”









6 responses to “NADA CHANCE”
Other than the Packard-Clone,
Why do Soviet cars come off as a crude copy of a FIAT,
not improved by cardboard body panels?
I lived in Moscow for a year in 1998-9 while my wife worked at the American Embassy. We lived in an apartment on the embassy grounds. Moscow has multiple “Ring” roads starting around the Kremlin and getting bigger circles until one is on the outskirts of the city. The one near the embassy carries huge amounts of traffic with frequent traffic jams, despite about twelve lanes. When we would drive on that ring road occasionally at night we would run into one of these jams. It seemed that when we would get around the jam there invariably would be a stalled Lada with the hood up and frequently smoke coming out. We said we had been “Lada-ed” because of the delay.
Oh, boy, more puns like that will have us rushin’ for the door.
I avoided working a set of Russian dolls into the story. They’re so full of themselves.
I’m not Putin a whole lot of stock into the veracity of this story, but either way another great tale.
I’m Stalin’ till I can come up with a proper reply.